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  1. GravityJunky
    Technology! Is a beautiful thing! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
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    No, but they also can't talk with their mouth full, Piece & Peace! And it's... " low cost service provider" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
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    I got the "no longer in service" message ------- Now you weren't listening closely enuff, it's... "It's _____ is in the middle of servicing, another customer, please hang up & try your call again later! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  4. GravityJunky
    If you still 'feel the burn', you ain't drinkin' the right shit Jr! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  5. GravityJunky
    Hey, it's Jimmy 'two times' Immina go get da papers, get da papers! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  6. GravityJunky
    'Specially just before you rub... your Hebrew National with them! That's not kosher! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  7. GravityJunky
    Yea, unles someone takes you literally then it's: Ow, SHIT, Quick grab the Safety First &... Exstinguish My Pubes God damn it! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  8. GravityJunky
    Heh, Heh, maybe if I watch long enough... I'll get lucky & There will be a Wardrobe Malfunction!! Shweeet! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  9. GravityJunky
    THAT'S the one thank you! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  10. GravityJunky
    LisaH's got a new nite stand 'Toy' as long as PETA doesn't find out! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  11. GravityJunky
    Yes in fact, it yields a higher interest rate, seeing as it saves the institution, live teller O/H expenses, Smart man! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  12. GravityJunky
    yea, that's what sealed the deal for her! sales pitch "& just think of all the $$$ you'll save on d-cell batteries!" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  13. GravityJunky
    Oh, It wanted it, it knows it did, wiggling it's ass at me all night, giving me that... 'come hither & shove me down your shorts' look. Buying me drinks. And 'dressed slutty' the little fucker was nekkid, tell me it didn't Want me! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  14. GravityJunky
    We should relieve ourselves at the men's room in the local savings bank, get some interest on that account! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  15. GravityJunky
    AKA: Dingleberry Mites! Armed & Dangerous! But it's kinda a wash - counter effects one another! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  16. GravityJunky
    Dude, you 'broke the seal' you'll be posting BRB, every 10 mins now! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  17. GravityJunky
    Hot thread, thingy suddenly appears, on a thread, immediately after YOU, have posted there?? I hope my mom, never sees this web site... " All those years, of therapy & perverts Anonymous meetings... A fortune pissed away!!" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  18. GravityJunky
    Stick it in your shorts, while your watching the game, then no one will complain, about you just laying there, with your hand in your shorts, scratching your balls all day! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  19. GravityJunky
    Yea, but she didn't have to wipe off the keyboard & monitor when she was done! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  20. GravityJunky
    "Let me tell you something about Drinking & Driving, in already Hazardous conditions; YOUNG MAN!"... "THAT SHIT IS FUN! Yippie cheyyea Mother fuckers! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  21. GravityJunky
    Window, private please, I prefer 'Down' padding on the walls, and uh, oh could you hand me my crayons, so I can register?? Hey wait a damn minute, you look like the SOB that killed my parents........ Nah, just fuckin' with ya!... I killed my parents! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  22. GravityJunky
    HeHe oh yea, I saw that one too, Same problem so busy ROTFLMAO! I don't remember if they 'busted' it on not! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  23. GravityJunky
    $109. --- $909. Book it ! I buy & you Fly! But I'm not back in cali yet, I'm in Southeast, on Business! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  24. GravityJunky
    HEY, you were supposed to be booking a flight to my place! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  25. GravityJunky
    Ah, but the'experts, swear you can spare yourself from a shark attack. 'If you simply...'punch the shark firmly in the snout! It will stun them into retreating.' **But what if the shark, just ate & had no intention of biting you???? Can you picture that scenario?? Human: hauls off and round houses shark right in the snout. Shark: 'Ow, SHIT, what the hell did you do that for? I was just comin' over to see what you were doing!' Human: 'Oh, well I, uh... thought you were gonna bite me!" Shark: "Yea, well NOW, I KINDA HAVE TO, shithead, you just 'served me' while all my friends were watching! Fucker! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}