GravityJunky

Here's another crowd of assholes, whose heads I like to take my nine iron to... The Douche bags, on line in front of me, during the early moring coffee rush... that pay for a pack of gum, and a coke, with a credit card! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

What flavor you want, I'll call in & have them, warm up the leer-jet! I can be there in about 1-1/2hrs! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

This just in... A legal battle has ensued, after Victoria's Secret, launched their new add campaign, which obviously infringes on FOTL's, intellectual copyrights protection! FOTL's CEO, was over heard proclaiming... "Those Pricks will never get away with this!" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The C.O.'s *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hijacked, and still, runnin' with it! THAT was my answer darlin', That's what the I know what who I want, was meant to imply! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I'll start! Hey, gonzalesna, how do you give an entire platoon of Marines, a concussion, in a single action? Throw a handful of sand at a brick wall & yell... 'Hit the Beach' *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hmmm, How YOU, doing? What would you like for breakfast? I know what who I want! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yep, but after all it is jtval, I'm sure jt, is still trying to figure it out! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Kentucky : A teenaged girl, interrupts her dad watching the game on TV, and asks, "Paw, can I borrow the car, all my friends is meeting & hanging out the mall tonight, and I wanna go?" The father replies, "If you wants ta borrows the car' you has ta blow me." The daughter says; "that's disgusting, paw, I'll stay home! And You can just... fuck yourself! As she storms outta the room. After about 10 minutes has passed, and several of her friends have called, telling her what a great time they are having... she finally caves and goes back to agree to the blow job in exchange for the privilege of using the car. " okay, paw fine you win, give me the car & i'll give you a BJ!" Father says "Blow me first, then you get the car." with this she drops to her knees, unzips his fly and starts going down on him. Seconds later, she comes back up gagging... "Ewh, paw, your dick tastes like shit!" Paw replies... "Oh yea I forgot I already loaned the car to your brother for the night" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

when you are done reading the thread just hit the back page button! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Isn't that a snapshot, of Bush's Cabinet? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Rosy O'Donnell co-starring with Donald Trump! Cat Fight! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Depends on who the lady laying beside me is! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Irish foreplay- "Brace yourself Bridgette here I cum" *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The commander in Chief, does his Santa impression! happy Chaunakah! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

For the times I admit I'm wrong, even though there really is no right or wrong in some disagreements, just, a stalemate, but I still refuse to, give up on the relationship, for petty pride! How stupid would it be, to give up on one, just because we come across a disagreement, where both views, are legitamate merely different! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

This peek hole into the MENS, lockerroom was a GREAT idea! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

He isn't gay, but his boyfriend is! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yes Yes & Yes!

'Back to the Future' meets 'Beavis & Butthead!' *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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The only pussy, you'll see for a while! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Or a big bowl of ice cream Ziggy Piggy! And some KY Jelly! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh, yea sorry about that ADD moment! GOOD LUCK LADIES! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}