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  1. Luke

    BASE tools

    I have a hand held anemometer and use it in the same manner. It occupies so little room that I often forget I have it and it cost so little that I don't care if it gets damaged. I don't think it reports gusts accurately and it's useless at quantifying additional risk associated with wind direction in relation to hazards and sources of turbulence. It's batteries eventually fail. All it does is give an indication of the average wind speed. But that is the good thing about it: it's never scared, it's never gagging to jump, it doesn't care what I may have put into getting to an exit point, or what social function I've given up to be there.
  2. Luke

    Italian Terminal Wall

    Anyone around and about this Wed/Thurs 26/27th Oct? Looking to pool transport. Post here or email to Ron_Luke69@hotmail.com (remove the 69 from the address). Or alternatively, see you at the cafe!
  3. The internet can be a great source of information, but realistically is for your/our entertainment. You need to speak to the (several) BASE jumpers that frequent the dropzone you work at. With the correct attitude and approach to the correct people, you'll most likely get some quality guidance. On the basis that at least one is away being a Glamour Boy & chasing bikini girls and TV crews most probably, you could usefully spend your time reading the few worthwhile things on the internet. Be sure to read all the articles that the BASE manufacturers put out; then last but not least: They might be Australian, but this guy (and his accomplices) knew/ know a thing or two: http://miller28.server101.com/discus/articles/gettinginto.html He might be American, but this guy has some idea too: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/safety/detail_page.cgi?ID=64 Good luck Mike.
  4. Another story that is very far from vintage, but here goes: Be warned: it's a long story (even by Jaap's standards), warts & all. The main characters in this little story are myself, my two good friends Hippo and (as he later became known) Johan. Just for your reference Kev, Johan was one of your last students. You did a two way with him out in Norway for his 100th BASE jump. Last but not least, the getaway driver was my lovely and long suffering wife Jo. Every day I take the train into and out of work and pass a tasty selection of objects along the way, but one in particular had been playing on my mind. The new FlatIron building had topped out and workers were due to be moved into it within a few weeks. It's within the centre of the financial district and as soon as the construction workers were moved out I knew it'd go from the "to do" list to the "wish I'd done it" list. She's the new headquarters for a leading global financial institution and is proudly advertised as being the world's first terrorist proof building. I spent most of my next day off freezing, whilst I watched how the building operated and checked out the security of the surrounding buildings too. The surrounding buildings are absolutely superb, but the security layers employed make them near impossible. If you've ever flown out of Eilat I suspect that you're almost getting there in terms of the paranoia these guys suffer from. I realised that they were a lost cause when I figured out that the dozen sharp looking, well built, crew cut sporting, Armani wearing blokes hanging around the reception area were in fact undercover security. So back to the FlatIron building. It's still had loads of construction workers milling about and therefore could never be as secure. They are issued with photo ID and are checked at one of two security huts. They wear yellow flourescent Hi Vis and white hard hats and seem to mill about unchecked once inside. I note two possible entry points, suitable for our purposes. The next day on the train into work I take another longing glance at her and ring Hippo to see if he might be interested. I explain to him that I see her twice a day and that she's been taunting me; that it's only a few more weeks she might be jumpable. Hippo is already familiar with this area and agrees that we stand a very high chance of being caught, possibly before we even take our rigs out of our stash bags, but that it's worth it to both of us. We discuss entry and exit strategies and whether anyone else might want to come. We decide that a third person will only increase our chances of being caught a bit, but a forth will turn capture into a dead certainty. We decide that Johan might like to come and I ring him. He's well up for it and not too bothered about the possibility of being caught. Throughout that day we all remain in contact discussing this jump. We agreed that the winds were as good as they are likely to get and certainly going in the right direction. We decide to give it a go that night. I ring Jo and inform her that her that I'd like her to drive the getaway car and could she possibly meet me there straight after work at midnight with my rig, body armour and helmet. We meet at the appointed car park and discuss the plan in detail, so that everyone is aware of what should happen and where we should be, what the escape plan will be and so on. Hippo has acquired three yellow Hi Vi vests and white hard hats for us. Jo drops us as close to the complex's security check point as she can without us being noticed and we start walking in. We've just negotiated the first secured gate directly under a check point and are hiding in the shadows watching the movements of the workers in the compound when a really loud angry voice apparently shouts at us "Oi, stay right there!". We all think that the game is up, at the very first hurdle no less. Johan even says we should just go out now, but Hippo & I are in agreement that whoever it is can damn well come in and get us. We stay there and carry on watching and nothing comes of angry man for at least ten minutes. While we're watching we establish two further hitches: our chosen entry point is next to the site's portabogs (which we knew about), but the portacabin next door to them is a tea room and there is no way of knowing when a worker might emerge from there. We'll just have to take our chances climbing over the seven foot high noisy spiked fence. It's also become painfully obvious that the night workers are in fact all wearing orange Hi Vi vests- we're going to stick out like bollocks on a Bulldog with our yellow vests. We all agree to press on and wait for a gap in the traffic passing to and from the portacabins. When it's as quiet as it's going to get we tackle the fence. One climbs while the other two try to stop the fence making a noise that would wake the dead. We're directly underneath another security cabin, so the need for subtlety outweighs the need for quick access. Subsequently we're visible for an uncomfortably lengthy time, especially when Hippo gets hung up on a spike through his jacket and we have to lift him back up and over it again. Once we're all over the fence it's time to don our Hi Vis and hard hats. We're now into the compound proper and it's time to start looking like we belong there, or at least as well as we can with our yellow Hi Vis and our 20lb all black back packs. Hands in pockets, slouching and taking on a disinterested air, we start to wander towards where we imagine the access to the basement might be; trying all the while to look like we know exactly where we're going whilst scanning around for the way in. We pass several workers and they pay us no attention what so ever. We find the access to the basement and there's a security guard sitting right next to it, just out of sight around a concrete pillar. All he's got to do is lean forward and he can see anything we're doing. Hippo and Johan stand to one side, trying unsuccessfully to be blend in, whilst I take care of the security mechanism on the gate. Then the makeshift gate needs to be opened enough for us to slip through, so I lift it up and start to move it to one side. The sound of the steel gate scraping on the concrete floor is excruciating and the already wide eyed Hippo and Johan leap to my assistance, as we try to minimise the noise. Incredibly, the guard pays us no attention and we're in! We calmly walk around the corner and into the basement of the building and everyone breaks out into their own little celebratory jig: "we're in, we're in, we're in!" Then it dawns on us that we're in the centre of a very large building with no signs up yet and we're largely clueless as to where the stairs are. It quickly degenerates into a farce as we all peer through different doors looking for any clues as to where we need to be headed. Ten minutes of this and we stumble across a set of stairs and an elevator. Johan dives in with eyes lit up like a kid in a toy store, but Hippo & I agree that we're too close to our prize to be denied it by some fancy software alerting security to an unauthorised elevator movement- we'll be taking the stairs. After a seriously sweaty climb we get to the top floor and start casting about for access to the roof. We've barely arrived there when we can hear workers getting closer to us. It looks like our luck might be running out and we won't find a way up when I remember that high rise workers are these days demanding easy access to the roof, so that they at least have the option of helicopter rescue- there's got to be an escape hatch somewhere. Johan walks around the corner and there it is: small, but with its very own ladder attached to it. We considered whether the hatch might be alarmed or not, but the ever closer voices of workers became more important. Without further delay we're on the roof and looking out over the beautiful night time panorama of our city. With no further need for the Hi Vis and hard hats, we neatly roll them up, stuff them under some pipes and start to kit up. I ring Jo and tell her that we've reached the roof and will give her a five minute call. Apparently we've taken almost two hours so far and she's nearly finished her book. We confirm the exit order and escape plans. Hippo broke both his legs only a few months earlier and is still suffering a great deal of pain: he goes first. I'm a heavy smoker and want to be next off as soon as he's clear and Johan is off last. Kit checks and customary funky hand shakes out the way, I ring Jo and tell her we're off soon. As soon as the first canopy opened the clock would be ticking and she'll drive up to the nearest check point to her, swing a u turn just before it and pull up where we intended to climb out of our chosen landing area. Hippo jumps and has a perfect opening. As soon as he's clear I'm off. I can't imagine the building's designers had BASE jumpers in mind, but I was looking at the floors as I fell past them and the dimmed night time lights were all different colours and gradients of each colour. It was a fantastic show, a lot like looking into a brilliant and very big kaleidoscope. I have a similarly great opening and follow Hippo into our intended landing area where we both have good landings. We gather up our canopies and run like lunatics to the shadow of the wall we need to climb over. Both hands are needed to get over this wall so we stuff just our canopies in their stash bags to swing over the top of our harnesses. Still no sign of Johan- where the fuck his he? I'm scanning wildly round for him but I can't see him. Hippo, who is frantically stashing his canopy, has time to reassure me that Johan is fine and tells me to hurry up. Meanwhile I'm seriously puffed out from running. I'm experiencing tunnel vision and seeing stars big time. Later I figured out that it was a big mistake to run with my full face helmet on: I've been breathing the same depleted air I'd just breathed out and I'm so starved of oxygen I almost don't give a shit. I'm standing on Hippo's canopy while he tries to stash it and not really doing very well stashing my own (I think I even tried to stash some of his canopy in my bag). I get my canopy stashed as Hippo climbs the wall and then start to struggle with the simple process of putting my filled stash bag over the top of my harness to climb out. I'm starting to get some fresh oxygen again (I've still got my full face on) and become vaguely aware that Johan is looking over the wall and beckoning me to start climbing. I just about had the presence of mind to wonder how the hell he suddenly appeared there when he told me that a security Jeep was pulling up. I heard Hippo shout "Go, Go, Go!" and Jo roaring off down the road, followed almost instantaneously by "Stop! Let's go back." (Quick mental note to self at this point: need to mention to wife during later debrief the importance of having spouse in getaway car before charging off. Must not be too hard on her, though. She's clearly working to the greater good of the group and obviously has an excited Hippo screaming orders in her ear.) Then Johan (who was man handling me over the wall at this point) told me we were caught. As I get my legs over four security guards close round the pair of us and grab us and Johan shouts "It's o.k., I've got him!" I looked at him as if he'd gone utterly mad, before I realised that he'd somehow gotten rid of all his gear and had morphed into an innocent bystander. In fact, he'd not just become an innocent bystander, but a bloody have a go hero, apprehending errant BASE jumpers in his spare time, when he's on his way home from the pub. I take my helmet off and once the guards realised that I was in no fit state to leg it they let me finish stashing my gear. Hippo had decided to go back when a security guard had made a wild grab for the back of the rapidly departing car and fell flat on his face. Hippo felt that he should be with us too. Only later did it emerge exactly how Johan had miraculously appeared by the car: After we'd both jumped he decided that his best hope for escape would be to hop and pop and fly directly over our landing area to the road. He'd taken a down wind, down hill landing on half brakes, having had to flare his canopy to avoid landing on a black cab that was passing underneath. Jo said that a double decker bus had to swerve round him, but after he'd shot up a lamp post to retrieve his canopy he had his rig and helmet off super quick and in the back of our car. The police didn't take long to get there and obviously they wanted mine and Hippo's details and ID. The head of security turned up and wanted to know how we'd managed to get in and onto the roof. He kept shaking his head and saying that they were on a very high security alert, having received a specific threat from the people that know. He was not a happy bunny that we'd managed to waltz into the building unchallenged with all our gear. The more senior policeman mentioned that he'd been in attendance at a previous BASE jump that hadn't gone quite so well, number 23 on Nick's list and I thought he might have a problem with us, but he turned out to be pretty cool about it all. He even asked me "what delay did you take before you threw your drogue out?" The head of security (still shaking his head and looking pretty embarrassed) was still asking us for details on how we got in. We'd told him as much as we'd needed to convince them that we hadn't done any damage to gain access, which would have been a police matter. The police pressed us on the third jumper that apparently escaped and Hippo told them he was a visiting Belgian jumper called Johan that we'd never met before, that we'd hooked up with on the internet that day. Dubiously noting this down, they asked " I don't suppose you have a surname for this mysterious Belgian jumper that you just met on the internet?" I offered Hannes and the copper sarcasticaly mumbled "Johan Hannes" as he noted it in his little book. (Deepest apologies if there is in fact a Belgian jumper out there with that name, BTW.) All the while Johan is playing up the innocent bystander beautifully. He's asking me and Hippo "So what's it like to jump then?" and we're having to answer these questions as sincerely as we can to play along. "I could never do that, you lot are completely crazy". I've got to turn away at this point, I can't risk giving his game away. Then he's taking pictures on his mobile phone of us with the Police, us with the security (who were extremely uncomfortable about that), him smiling with us looking caught. I can see at least one of the security guys and one of the coppers paying undue attention to Johan's Hanwag boots, which I guess they probably thought bore an curious similarity to mine and Hippo's, but nothing was said. Meanwhile, Hippo and I are doing our utmost best to be as polite to the security and police as we can and try to avoid appearing evasive with their questions. Hippo had even helped up the guy that fell over trying to catch him. We made it clear that we understood that they had their job to do and maybe on this occasion it might have conflicted with our passion somewhat. I suspected that we might have got them on our side to a certain extent when one of the security guards (who was clearly a Northerner himself) started ribbing Hippo, calling him a "daft Northern monkey". The head of security asked for a private word with the police and after several minutes came back and advised us that no police action would be taken. Myself and Hippo were issued with notices from the complex security banning us for six months from entering the financial district and it was witnessed by the police. They let on that they'd been asked to detain us if possible because the head of security for the building wanted to question us and that he was hopping mad, but that they couldn't see how they could possibly hold us any longer from a legal stand point. As an interesting and argueably ironic sidenote, it later transpired that the then head of security for the building (that we never got to meet, thankfully) is a skydiver from one of the larger drop zones in the area. Apparently he took more than his fair share of abuse over this little incident. We all went to McDonalds and (possibly for the first time and last time) we all had very Happy Meals.
  5. If you're going to trust these to the post, please get good copies made 1st. I'm positive I'm not the only UK jumper that'd be mad keen to see them at some point. Thanks for the story in the other thread, I can picture Ian M making his 1st BASE jump smoking a cigarette.
  6. Personal attack. 14 days. Twice the value at half the price.
  7. There is something pretty simple, but still pretty important that everyone seems to have overlooked- well, except Yuri maybe. You got to like them. The slightest incompatibility gets magnified when we're stressed. A teacher/ mentor should want to spend lots of unpaid time with their student, arguably for months/ years to come. Obviously it works the other way too- if you think your potential mentor is a bit of a tool, you're really not doing youself any favours.
  8. Luke

    Rateing jumps..

    Surprisingly not. You'd think that with well over half a mile of cables between them they would. In high winds you can feel vibration, but no perceptible movement. I've been walking my dog below them in winds strong enough to be lifting people's roof tiles and there's still no movement that I can tell.
  9. Luke

    Which gear?

    Hi Obi, I've followed your thread with some interest because I've just ordered another rig and my desires were not too different from yours: a good wing suit rig that will be at home in all environments. My natural habitat is predominantly 5s delays and less though, so I perhaps want a more of an all round system. My experience with my vented & valved Flik in a Gargoyle and my S3 (36 ZP PC, small mesh slider, direct & indirect control) is that opening in full flight & remaining in full flight gives royally hard openings. This is predominantly because of the similarities with dumping head down in skydiving, in terms of what your body goes through. I found that by closing the wings a bit the opening dynamics become acceptable, but of course you then lose a lot of altitude. Perhaps further slowing the opening would give reasonable openings in full flight. I think some one with real experience on this topic, like Robi, would be able to give you some very valuable advice on this. Because I've been so happy with my Gargoyle I naturally looked very closely at the WSX & Troll MDV package, which is very competitively priced. My only reservations with this system lay with the canopy. I've seen enough low and mid range delay jumps on the Troll MDV to be personally satisfied that it absolutely does the business there. I have a lot more respect for it in a terminal environment, though, particularly with a good wing suit. I saw one Troll MDV opening off the popular exit point at Kjerag where the guy lost his trainers and it wasn't a one off, shit happens thing because I saw a couple of similar openings with that same system and exit point. To me the hardest opening looked like something between severe line dump and a slider down opening. You can reasonably discount either scenario, as these guys were paying for pack jobs off a small talented Aussie, who has been around a while and uses a healthy bite on his indirect control. The glaring issue with those openings were that a large mesh slider was used, whereas the manufacturers strongly recommend small mesh for terminal. I believe that some owners also recommend a few rolls in the nose. I know that I'm very happy to jump my Vented/ valved Flik all day long there with a large mesh slider and no special nose treatment though, for non WS jumps. I decided that I'd look at the Rock Dragon and Merlin that our loud Texan friend GF was flying with his S3 so competently in the valley last summer. I emailed him about it and he is still happy with it, specifically the fact that the rig is a couple of inches longer than the standard, useful for WS. He had no complaints about the canopy either. I also managed to get some valuable feedback about the canopy from a very experienced jumper that posts here sometimes. He has something like 1500 BASE jumps to draw upon and rated the Rock Dragon very highly on heading performance. He didn't compare it as up to a Blackjack for its ability to sink in to tight spots, but the impression I got was that it was still very competent. He did emphasise that he hadn't had the opportunity to do loads of jumps with the RD yet, but was confident that he'd select it if heading performance were the crucial issue. As for the Rock Dragon on WS jumps, I watched a number of GF's openings and they looked pretty optimal to me, not unlike a Mojo. I had the opportunity to do a non WS two way with GF from the exit point in the valley that is very overhung for a few seconds and then very underhung and we pulled with side separation of ten feet apart and the same altitude, just enough to clear the trees after the landing area below and land the other side of the road, so we had a long flight. I only load my canopy 0.68, but throughout the entire flight I was outgliding his Rock Dragon with my Flik, both conserving altitude and driving ahead. I know that many people do not like "skydive canopy like" Flik behaviour though, which I happen to like, generally speaking. The short version, I suppose, is that I've just ordered a Rock Dragon in a Merlin. It may not be particularly well known at the moment, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Maybe you might want to consider this system too? Cheers, Ron
  10. Click on his name in the above post, scroll down and click on the button that says "Send Private Message" to facilitate your communication with the big fella.
  11. Luke

    THANKS AVERY!!

    I received mine yesterday and promptly gave my new t-shirt, logo and all, an airing off one of my locals last night. Many thanks Avery, even the postage to MudIsland cost $9! Ron
  12. Luke

    BASE, ADHD & Dopamine

    ...Adderall, Ritalin and ...Zoloft ...Wellbutrin or Zyban...Bupropion is a dopamine-serotonin-norepinepherine reuptake inhibitor, but its primary effect is on dopamine.... Effexor (a serotonin-norepinepherine reuptake inhibitor...norepinepherine Phew! An American friend told me that you guys got a pill for every minute of the day. She wasn't joking, was she? This is what works for me, in it's entirety: Feeling Down?? -Go for a BASE jump! (skydives will work too, just multiply by ten) -smoke cigarette on way to pub -drink beer in pub until you feel quite dizzy -smoke more cigarettes while drinking beer -go home to loved one and eat roast dinner -go to bed with loved one. Now feeling on top of the world and ready to cope with anything. Sorted!
  13. No, I'll get it wrong but hopefully Ron L will read this and tell us all about it. Seems to cause twists though.... Jules It's not really to keep the lines taut. The main aim is to preserve the careful reefing of the tail and the central placement of the control lines and inner Cs & Ds, whilst the pack job is cocooned. I use around three wraps 3/4" masking tape and would also like to think that it constricts the lines enough to promote centre cell first opening as well, although this is total guesswork. Using masking tape doesn't cause line twists. But I think I'll carry on flying my S3 after deployment from now on.
  14. I have never owned a small dog, but I understand that they offer smaller jaws, teeth and biting power so your concerns may differ. My own limited experience with my 5yr old male Rottweiller is that he's absolutely shit scared of heights: if I were daft enough to take him on a jump, I'd be more concerned about keeping my face and entire upper body intact than a good exit. Ground crew is a whole different thing. I know for a fact that it makes his week being able to hang out with excited jumpers to and from an object. I feel it my duty to warn you though: my wife advises me that she has to put him on a lead before we jump. He apparently quivers and whines exactly as if a bitch on heat is being paraded past him when our canopies open.
  15. Luke

    Quote of the Week

    Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill - Gildor Inglorion of the House of Finrod
  16. http://www.blincmagazine.com/cms/article_43.shtml
  17. Luke

    Mozilla and BLiNC

    I am able to log in with Mozilla 1.0.2 on Linux RH 8.0 without any problem. I vaguely remember some hassle a couple of years ago but can't even remember what it was, let alone how I got round it.
  18. Walking up one of those bastards sounds like unnecessary pain to me- you want to do the three, one after the other? I think you've totally lost the plot, fella. Bet you're the kind of person that would jump off a cliff "just cause it was there". Good luck with reaching and surpassing your target and kudos to BR for offering stuff good enough to get tight bastards like me to have a punt.
  19. She is one of the people that contributed video to Mr Halliday's very fine Standard Issue, as mentioned in the credits at the end.
  20. If you haven't already, it could be worth talking to Sabre210 over on the UK BASE board.
  21. I'd have been interested to know if any people waited until they had two or three thousand skydives. I've seen someone start with three and I swear they had a distinct advantage over someone with a thousand. Freefall (or gymnastic ability), reacting under pressure when stuff went wrong and of course canopy control. Obviously they could just have been seriously switched on and talented, but I reckoned that the additional parachuting experience was the significant factor. I know a certain gentleman that started with around 18000 skydives and he's particularly good at dealing with shit. Where d'ya draw the line?
  22. Luke

    Insurance

    I'm smiling as I contemplate the possibility of putting that as an explanation for injuries on a claim form, whilst lying in hospital with broken pelvis, femurs and a smashed in face after a cliff strike. Might go with something else there. I'm totally with you though, there really is no need to trouble insurance companies with extraneous or complicating details. All they require are the material facts.
  23. Luke

    An Eloy Photo

    That was in San Carlos, Mexico, just over a year ago. I believe Johnny Long Spot was flying, but I don't believe he meant to take it *quite* that close. It seemed closer than the picture suggests.
  24. Luke

    Insurance

    Several years ago a friend broke his leg skydiving in Spain and needed all manner of treatment, including (iirc) repatriation to Australia. He'd gotten himself the cheapest standard holiday cover, obviously excluding everything. On his claim form (photocopy kept) he explained that he'd broken his leg when he fell out of a Caravan, which they were happy with.
  25. http://www.extremeironing.com/modules.php?set_albumName=album19&id=1_56&op=modload&name=Gallery&file=index&include=view_photo.php When he dropped the ironing board so he could fly his canopy it sounded like a bomb going off. Crazy cool Aussies.