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  1. uhm here is the access details to account with $3 000 000 000 in it enjoy! my place i work
  2. Borat

    BASE catapult

    you're right, it's about 5g. i'll try get hold of him again see if he could chime in. but as i said he very difficlt to get hold of these days. my place i work
  3. Borat

    BASE catapult

    ....so now you kno my place i work
  4. Borat

    BASE catapult

    no bungees, just steel cable; big disfference aparntly. my place i work
  5. Borat

    BASE catapult

    Ye, this is quite old. It's a friend of mine, Jean-Marc Mouligné. He is in Cuba at the moment looking to open some jumps there (his wife is Cuban) and doesn't have reliable connection otherwise I'm sure he would chip in. I did quite a bit of work with him and the other guy in that vid last year movie set building. He used steel cables with a counter weight since bungee cord was too unpredictable. Also, keep in mind that he was lying down and not sitting down, so no black out. Besides, he mentioned that the g's were really negligeable. Here's an Email I was sending around at the time: "Hi all, As most of you know, a friend of mine Jean-Marc Mouligne catapulted himself 150 metres in the air. Let me tell you the whole story from the start (again for some of you). I got a call about a year ago from Karl, one of the senior base jumpers down here for those of you who don't know him, in fact he is one of the fathers of base in our country. Any way, he told me there was a french guy down here looking to do some jumps. I was a little worried because I had read some of his posts on the french forum and they seemed a bit dodgy. He was doing special effects for a movie down here and had a couple of weeks holiday after that. I met up with him and brought him to my house for supper. He only had one jump so I recommended he go stay with my friends near the Bloukraans bridge and get some jumps off there before jumping off our mountains. He did just that and came back after a couple of weeks or so and stayed with us for a week before leaving for France. This is when I really got to know him. The guy is 55 and has had a full, different life. He worked in the circus, spent some time in the Amazon, worked with explosives in the army, also did a few jumps there and then got into the movie industry doing special effects. The guy is nuts. I don't mean this in a bad way but more in a mad scientist kind of way. For the last couple of years or so he got it into his head to be the first man catapult himself into the air and land safely. All of his money went into it. He sold his house, cumulated loads of debt, etc just to get to his goal. After loads and loads of testing, he finally got into his catapult and launched himself. It must be the funniest thing I have ever seen, unbelievable! He got it right. He went through a lot to get his crazy idea working. Many people in the base community thought he was going to kill himself and I must admit that this is why I was a bit worried at first. We always, with good reason, are weary of this type of thing. Only once I got to know him did I realize that he is far from being an idiot. Jean-Marc recons that the G-force was negligeable and that on the next shot he could easily get 200 metres up. Well, at the moment he is looking for sponsors. I know it is a long shot but I am just putting the word out there. If you or anyone else hears of some organisation that would be interrested, let me know and I will put you in touch with him. Later Borat" At the moment it seems the project is out of his hands mainly I think from loss of interest on his part. A very cool guy though. my place i work
  6. is he wearing an SS Uniform in the photo? my place i work
  7. but, is it art? my place i work
  8. faber is celebrity mor jump then you and me your slider shoud he see he tare up and on it mak pee 200' is go and thro or statik line if it is mor lo so hury up to 1000' see how fast you get up ther then take a look down below wise man kno 200' is a go my place i work
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    4000ft Glass B

    I emailed them this: gud daiy, is skywalk to be finish sune? wen will i be able to go out on to it to mak base jump? how big is the wall for falling? I have two rigs. and got this back: "Thank you for your email regarding Grand Canyon West and The Skywalk at Grand Canyon West. However we are unable to decifer any of the crap you have written. Please learn to read a write English properly or refrain from sending Emails. Thank you." is this mean i can to jump ther? my place i work
  10. Borat

    2007

    yes, very mery new year! all mak lot of freind, lot of money, but most inportant to mak safe base jjump my place i work
  11. "A "feral" person is someone who has unique, interesting, or different traits or characteristics which make them stand out. It may mean they are not boring, average, run-of-the mill people but in fact have point of differentiation from the masses. It may in fact be used as a term of endearment." i learn mor evry day. and i like also this: " A feral animal or plant is one that has escaped from domestication and returned, partly or wholly, to its wild state. Rarely will the environment have evolved to accommodate the feral organism into its established ecology. Therefore, feral animals and plants can cause disruption or extinction to some indigenous species, reducing the pristine quality of wilderness and other fragile ecosystems." my place i work
  12. no! it is for reel this lorry? my place i work
  13. Borat

    The Morning Report

    this is foto of the ranger. be care for him. he giv me match and say it is possible start forest fire wit it. after he put me to room with big man his name is bubba bcause of me to start fire. my place i work
  14. i want to be jump thid bilding on 24 desembre. i am walk in as if the place belong to me. walk up the stairs, go out and make jump. my friends from FLA come with car to get away. i have big mustach and funy acsent. my place i work
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    My trip to NYC

    not long time now and is possibl you be like d-dog: in small room with big man he is name bubba. i am to be miss d-dog leters he rite in this forum. peopl say man who likes dogs has gud heart. is possibl i am not to be miss so muhc leters you rite. my place i work
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    My trip to NYC

    1400 is to muhc for blow. is it make by rolex? i get this one for 15.89 at kmart. my place i work
  17. why you let yur frend nick next to compter again? maybe it is you cure the dislexic but stil not turrets. mr trump say you are fired. my place i work
  18. buy a kite my place i work
  19. you lik mine? i get it for vewry cheap and i mak mofifikation with thread one of my wife make with sheep hair. is very good, you must to try it. my place i work
  20. Borat

    FS BASE

    you make me to go buy wrong video. i want to see real cinema no video of man with flap suit almost to hit tourists on skis. my place i work
  21. Borat

    120' S

    you say: Borat, I just got this 3 way maggot, you, and I can do from 120'. What ya say? I reply: i thank you very much for offer. when i am going to new york i will like very much. is it ok if i go stoed and be low man? i need lot of speed because my old russian parachute take to long to open otherwise. i have also big 42 pilot chute. we can be fun. my place i work
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    120' S

    lady and men today is fight night. on one hand is faber, man with big heart but quick with rifle if rub wrong way. on other hand is base_rigger. is he a he, is she a she, is he a heshe or she a shehe. nobody knows but tonight maybe mask come off. we bring you this entertain for free enjoy! my place i work
  23. you say: "what if the ground winds are belo zero?" I say: then you are land into the wind. that is good my place i work
  24. hello mister jimmy on holiday. is lame when someone is to be disabled? i am thinking you find maybe new moderating person to be helping tom yelow. if it is femal who is gay and lame, that is already many equalitis we are to be look for. we strongly sugest she aply for positin. here is good advise as well: do not leave vodka next to computer. if it spill your computer will to be broke hav a nice day mister on holiday my place i work