valjumps46

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  1. haha thats awesome. I had that song on my profile song on myspace. I'll put it up again for anyone who needs to hear the tune in their head and then come back and read the lyrics; that is if they are as bored as you! www.myspace.com/valeriehoyos "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  2. my alarm clock ring reminds me of my mother........ nagging.... As soon as i hear it i jolt up like a fire bolt and turn the god damn thing off! "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  3. All stop signs are optional. If four people approach a stop sign at the same time, its a free for all; kinda like the game chicken. "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  4. ha ha "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  5. A pack of gum "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  6. Do you have a Cousin Vinny? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  7. Hey WOG. lolz sure. i'll wear them while chasing babies. GOogle? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  8. My roommate just got me a frosty from Wendy's. I hear they have it in Vanilla now as well. I would like to try one of those. (they only come in chocoalte) "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  9. i prefer Thongs b/c i have a big butt so whether i wear em or not i'm bound to get a wedge. But i love those boy-short hipsters! You can walk down the hallway past the roommate in those and warrent no strange looks!
  10. get over it! Coffee is the best.
  11. I dunt know yet i need help picking out the right one "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  12. what should i be? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  13. NO! "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  14. Its named after this dude so and so Hicks. So the town was named before the the slang "hicks" was coined . so shove it
  15. Now there's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one! There's a Hicksville on Long Island?!? Usually when we think of a Hicksville, it's in the deep south. Actually the loud mouth new yorker's didn't really know who hicks were. They were called hillbilly's. I know the name sounds funny..... but its right next to levittown. you guys know that right? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  16. Wasn't there already a post about this?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? www.myspace.com/valeriehoyos "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  17. My mom used to beat the shit out of me. I would Cringe anytime she recieved a new housewear item a.k.a weapon. Anything from a Wooden Spoon, Belt, Leather Sandel, Fly Swatter, Spatula etc. If I was in fact guilty of my crime, yes the beating straigtened me out; however I was mostly accused and punished and beaten for things i didn't do. My sister would blame her crimes on me and my mom would beat the crap out of me. It sucked. Thats why i moved out at 16 and paved my own way through life. I'll always remember a quote my mother said to me " It's not like I put your hand on the stove" OH thanks mom. The Leather belt on my entire body for a full 15 mins of you letting out your own rage was alot better. Bitch. "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  18. Oh and them WE guess? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  19. what is publix? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  20. who is from dirty jersey? "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  21. I'm not a candy striper i get paid. "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  22. terrance and phillip "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  23. Stan's brother Id from south park "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  24. Avril Lavigne "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng
  25. Hicksville High School Long Island, New York 11801 "I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng