Halfpastniner

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  1. I always thought they were both scams...that is until I saw a blue ray hooked up to a 1080p HD TV. WOW is that shit clear.
  2. That first one is great, i love how everyone is trying to get the F outta the way (well almost everyone). The last one makes me cringe (just injured my shoulder and still recovering) OUCH! BASE 1384
  3. I find it hard to belive congress doesnt have anything better to do than investegate sports. The "steroids in baseball" story has been everywhere for weeks. And now there going after the Patriots for spygate too. And I agree gathering evidence against yor friend is a dick move for sure. McNamee just comes off to me as real shady. BASE 1384
  4. Hey now, youd be pissed too if you had to wear a goofy ass uniform like that! He looks like the DHL delivery man! Edit to add: Did anybody else think of Officer Farva when watching this guy??!! BASE 1384
  5. Toaster in a pillowcase. Saw it in a movie, worked like a charm. BASE 1384
  6. For those of us who like to feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC! BASE 1384
  7. "How am I supposed to land this thing with those boobies in my face?"
  8. Im going with Billy! If the board doesnt agree with something he says, he can just threaten to spam their inboxes with nasty, pointless shit! BASE 1384
  9. HAHA cool story! now that walts gone someones gotta try to fill his shoes BASE 1384
  10. Since futurediviot didnt.... Cant ya just crank up that hearing aid!? BASE 1384
  11. I could always run faster in track shorts
  12. Maybe they should have just invented a 4,000Sq foot Ram Air canopy!
  13. *just got a whiff of 'twardos adult diper* BASE 1384
  14. "Hi, my names BK" (I dont thin too many posters will get that one) BASE 1384
  15. "I drugged it so DangerRoo will talk to me!" BASE 1384
  16. haha i know that feeling! I just got shoulder surgery and got percribed percocet. The strong ones. soo relaxing BASE 1384
  17. "I go down faster than Paris Hilton after 2 martinis" BASE 1384
  18. "Who said monkeys can't rock 'Stunna' Shades"?? BASE 1384
  19. "Check out my gold wing, its got AC!" BASE 1384
  20. "Does this suit make me look ugly??" BASE 1384