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    Maybe. But it only has to happen once. BASE 1384
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    For a second I thought the condom broke BASE 1384
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    Is that guy deaf? BASE 1384
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    My roomate must be gay, his dick tasted like shit BASE 1384
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    haha sweet poem dude....have fun BASE 1384
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    super powerful and smelly farts! Basically jet propelled by his ass gass!!! So he is an Atmonaugt? BASE 1384
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    What is absolutely insane is how the slipped it in there before enough people noticed. I can see a lot more bad coming from government intervention in medicine than good. BASE 1384
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    I haven't seen the videos in question. But inflatable jumps happen at big boogies on a regular basis. Then stuff happens with the rafts and animals afterhours that you don't even want to know about. Actually the flying rafts had nothing to do with airplanes. They had a boating raft that is shaped like an airfoil and when the boat is at full speed it gets to like 20 feet. They just showed one wipeout and it looked like it hurt! What you really need to see is the video of the "Foam Pit" jumps in Pastrana's backyard from years ago. They showed a couple. The kid on the superbike who cleared the foam by a fair amount and basically hit the ground from 15 feet. Or even better the guy on the bicyical who went off the right side and slamed headfirst into a bulldozer! BASE 1384
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    0:0:1 First Giant Drunken Brawl!!! Yahooo! BASE 1384
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    I haven't seen the videos in question. But inflatable jumps happen at big boogies on a regular basis. Then stuff happens with the rafts and animals afterhours that you don't even want to know about. Actually the flying rafts had nothing to do with airplanes. They had a boating raft that is shaped like an airfoil and when the boat is at full speed it gets to like 20 feet. They just showed one wipeout and it looked like it hurt! BASE 1384
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    Crater looking for coordinates has never had a better example! Of course it could be any multitude of things that do him in. Flying inflatable rafts, backflipping tricycles over 80 foot gaps, cutting away at 30 feet above the water (Im just through 2 episodes) Sweet show though. Imagine if the average dropzone had access to some of those toys BASE 1384
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    Looks like someone forgot a visor! BASE 1384
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    Story here http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3479175;page=unread#unread BASE 1384
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    Really? It makes me wanna laugh! Its like a super retarded version of the SC!! That site is classic! BASE 1384
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    you should be able to hawk a snowboard pretty easily. assuming its not a huge piece of crap of course. if i wasnt dirt poor i might take it. (sorry i am dirt poor) I would try my best to sell everything but my rig. maybe let go of the ADD (if its worth anything) and get an old one in fl? BASE 1384
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    Looks like they buy into the "Big sky theory" BASE 1384
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    18 years old is not the time to get into debt. If you really want to get into it then it's not going to get any cheaper. Find some extra income to cover it. I started at 18 and managed to make it through training, aff, 150 jumps and a coach rating (im 19 now) without going into debt How? Packing my ass off and having an AWESOME DZO (Sherry Butcher) who let me work off everything I owed the dropzone. I think i worked in the red for over a year until i finally broke even. The best way to do it is to have a real job for living expenses, and work as a packer and put all you your money on account at the dz. BASE 1384
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    and through here is where i grow my cannabis.... BASE 1384
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    Due to peanut recall, ive switched to beer! BASE 1384
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    Wow! what kind of aircraft? BASE 1384
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    No were talkin like a joke thing I thought everyone knew we go to war for oil (see what i did there? nother joke!) quit posting on dorkzone and come over and have a brew! natis on me tonight BASE 1384
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    I wish! i heard that guy gets the best stuff!!! I think that would be crazy too, just somethin i heard! BASE 1384
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    Oil dude. Duh! BASE 1384
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    Just saw it last night.... Pretty entertaining with a few moments of cheese. Got laid after if that means anything. BASE 1384
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    I heard today that they were considering moving the pro bowl to before the superbowl in the future, on account of nobody watches it now. Plus its in Hawaii so noone can afford to go either. Anyone heard of this? BASE 1384