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Ps I got an enermous schlonga.
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And I've got an enermous Penis. Pull my finger the othere ones got bells onit. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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Okay no one wished me a hapy birthday last week. So anyway, I am a Bigger man. So happy birthday. Pull my finger it comes with noise affects. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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Thats an anagram of Doctor Who, right. Well thats my pops. First off shoot of Doctor Who was in 81, 25 years ago. Failed. 25 years later this. Missed tonights episode. Must tune in, then drop out. Btw Im 25. A must see. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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My girlfriend, at the time, had papillion in paperback. Always meant to read it. Mr nice must be that one by Howard Marks , one of the biggest marijuana heads in the buisness, British aswell. Seriously got time for a read, D J M H , is great. One book I about to read is by this physic spook working from Meade and it's his personal account. another must get, read now or fall asleep later. Anyway hows it goin. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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And life hates me. The end. U know if you take Framkenstein and Dracula in that order you get my initials. Mary Shelly and Bram Stoker. Thats M something Bullshit, with an S in the middle. I hate life coz life hates me. Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde is probably the best book ever written. a great yarn. Read It. Fantastic. Et Tu Brute.
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BTW Thanks to your offspring for a classic line, LOL. Its better when you pull my finger, it comes with noise affects. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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Something I said earlier today, did a Mouse Fart or did you just speak. Lets say he was not amused.
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What's it to you, A child born in... what, what is the year I forget, was it say 81 being HA of charles. I am English this is how we secretly talk, so you missed out. Who da freudilen slip R U. Me rich, you Bitch. Dc comics guy. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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Ahh, but do yoyu think it is oscar material, for some years now SC steps to the podium usually with Dicaprio in toe and nothing. With an ending this bloody, with such, lyrical turmoil, do you think it/he can finally, after so many years walk out, on the night with the coverted of holy grails the Oscar. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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Charlie, his miss us, bitch known as ciabata, Will and Harry. Don't one two get on the wrong side of Harry now, or I 'd have to kill ya. nice one Harry. Don't forget Ma'am, God bless her Soul.
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I personally think this is one of the best stories of the week, one thing leads to another, leads to the find of the month.
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You know on friends, and this is a true story, but I just found out this tasty piece of mackral i'd been tracking turnt out to be a Lesbian. Yes that rare breed from the Island Lesbos, I said I don't mind I ll join in or atleast watch. She said no and slapped me. Is there anyway I can turn her back to the light, is it like training a puppy. Do I need to ween her off the other meet. This is satirical in comment but true in fact and I 'm gutted. Why God Why. P.S I think Womens Lib rules so don't flame me.
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Dig the comedians... http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~lbarats/ The surbanite rappers is good. Well I know this ain't gonna be to everyones taste so don't blame me for the lame content.
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Actually thats sorted got my hedge fund in a few years, won't work again thats for sure. 10*6. So lucky me, rich, young and free to travel. Mind you presently living the student lifestyle, somewhere between vagabond and vegetarian. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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So is Penis envy. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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I meant quarter, sorry. Quarter of a century, thats twenty five right. Actually I am quite learned, just a typo, see even us brainiacs with high IQ's still hit the wrong keys a time. Anyway Im getting confused with my moms B'day who was fifty yesterday. That is a half a century. MediCare : Allergic to Prison.
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It's my 25th next Wednesday. Half a Century. So I'm one less the year we're in. I'm moneyless and bored. So I'm watching TV, nothing to do. Might go paintballing, and have a drink on thursday. So any ideas? Any good online things to pass time, Games.
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Why is a Blimp, called a Blimp? Because originally there were trwo types; type 1, A Rigid and type 2. B limp. Any other useless but intriguing ifo? Intresting but pointless.
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In the words of BA Barracas, I Pity the fool who jumps outta perfectly good airplanes. Now thats just Crazy. http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aC6aXIAlqihw&refer=worldwide_news
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Howdy, that is how you say hello, where you from.. Isn't it?
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So I returned a wallet to it's rightful owner ful of cash. It offered a cash rewared for doing so, yet when I met the owner all I got was a black eye and told to F^(= O ^^. Now Isn't this trade descriptions and what should I do?? Shouldn't grumble, did a good deed, it's just intead of a reward I earn a shiner. So any stories along this line, done a good deed got a worse deal from it. Anyway got paid today, eight cans of cold larger and maybe a small bottle of whiskey later on, not laughing though. Gonna watch a film, theres always happy hour later, all from the comfort of your own sette and for only five big ones. So Bored.