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Ew I can top all those stories... My boss comes into my office and sits down and clips his toe nails. One time one flew across the room and hit me in the face!!!!!!

Balance balance balance. My biggest challenge has been has and still is, pulling myself away from skydiving to maintain my relationships with my nonskydiving friends. Im still a newbie, only 50 jumps in, but im already starting to get alot of grief from my wuffo friends for never being around anymore. Ive been told many times from skydivers that its only a matter of time before I lose all my friends that arent skydivers. I love my friends and I really dont want to drift apart from them. Its just extremely hard to convince myself to stay home, when all ive done all week long is daydream about getting back to the dz.

Thank you LISAH.... for my new pic!!! Youre the best! Just dont go posting any of those scandalous Chicks Rock pics I know you have Luv ya!

I dig it. Reminds me of the batmobile.

and... you are in the habit of eating cat food? What? Is that weird?

WOW, pardon the pun, but "SHIT HAPPENS!" g LOL! A valid argument

Yah that would. I dont know though because he went to the equipment room to get all undressed. I gave him space to cool down. Guess that was probably a good thing. Just being told about him pooping freaked me out. If I had actually seen it or smelled anything...EEEWWW!!!! I would have had to call him a cab and never talk to him again.

Oh my gosh you guys are all killing me LOL Thanks for the poll Rosa. I guess it is a possibility that it happened, but Im going to hope that it was just a rumor. Would it be innappropriate just to ask him... "Hey so theres a rumor circling the DZ that you pooped your pants on the plane... Is that true?" I wasnt on the plane with him when he went up for his jump, but I did drive him home. And that was my first reasoning as to why it couldnt have happened. But the person who told me the rumor said that he probably just went to the bathroom and threw his skivvies away

LOL Really? Thats hella funny. Maybe Im over reactiing, but its been over a month, and I still cant think of him as my friend, without thinking of him as my friend who pooped himself skydiving!

Ok so help me wrap my head around this... A little while ago, I brought an acquaintance out to the dz who wanted to do a tandem. Did it, loved it, decided he had to go on to AFF. The day comes and he's pretty nervous, but nothing out of the ordinary. Anyways, long story short, he gets up on the plane and has a major panic attack, freaks out and doesnt jump. When I saw him on the ground he was so so pale and sweating and looked like he had just seen a ghost. Now he's super embarrassed and after he gets all of his gear off just wants to go home. So my day gets cut short, but I decide to be the good friend and take him home. ANYWAYS... so heres the kicker. A week or so later, Im hanging out at the dz late one night, and someone mentions something about the guy I brought out who freaked out on the plane. Turns out there was a rumor going around that he pooped his pants at the door!!! The person I was talking to insisted that it was true, but I still cant believe it, and dont want to believe that my friend pooped his pants. I'll never be able to look at him again without thinking about that. So my question is, I know theres the saying about being so scared that you shit your pants, but does that actually happen?? And if so, has anyone ever heard of this happening in skydiving?? Please say its not true...

I eat everything. Food is delicious. Even the spam sushi someone mentioned sounds pretty good. Guinea pig? Bring it on. Oh but I did have monkfish liver once at a sushi restaurant and that tasted like cat food. yuck. But thats all I can think of.

http://www.myspace.com/lorynbailey Thats me... Now everybody friend me!!

That is really funny

Thats awesome

Yah Ive heard that alot recently. My roommate just did some hiring at her job and searched for myspace pages on every candidate. At the very least, if you have crazy stuff on your page, dont be dumb enough to list your first and last name so that just anyone can find you. Fortunatly I dont think I have anything on my page that is TOO scandalous. Not that it matters... I have a big mouth and the people I work with already know whatever crazy things I do

Yes yes, and yes... I google every guy I date or hook up with (in my wild days) to find out the dirt, and have uncovered wonderful things... to date, the best discoveries have been: - Vegas stripper - Soap Opera star - Convicted of a federal crime for drug trafficking My roommates and I used to joke and say that a guy wasnt worth dating if he couldnt be googled

Yah learn something new everyday... www.wangchung.com/faq/

Wang chung???

: 3: 1 3 Jumps on Sunday... Beer for first hybrid... so much fun!!

Some days it does. I suppose that's still better than it sucking to be WITH me...in bed! Blues, Dave A very good point

I grew up just outside of SF and its an amazing city... you'll love it! 20 minutes from Fishermans Warf doesnt say a whole lot though. Do you know specifically what district the hotel is located in? No matter what, getting around in SF is pretty easy. Great public transit if you are too far to walk. Just make sure you are not staying in a bad area and you should be fine in terms of getting around.

My favorite fortune cookie said "You like Chinese food"... very insightful

So I just got back from the Salon and had the following converstation with 2 male stylists: Stylist 1: Are you still doing that whole jumping from helicopters thing? Stylist 2: You do what?! Are you crazy? Me: Yah, Im still skydiving. I try to go every weekend. Stylist 1: Thats crazy! You couldnt even pay me to bungee jump, let alone skydive... What happens if your parachute doesnt work?? Me: Well... Stylist 2: (Interupts) Oh but you jump in big groups right? So that way if your parachute doesnt work, someone else can catch you... Me: (Withholding laughter) Yah, it doesnt exactly work like that... I got a laugh out of that one. Wouldnt it be awesome if that really was an option? "Remember skydivers, safety is in numbers. Make sure you always jump with lots of people so that if your chute malfuntions, you'll have someone there to catch you."

Ive never done a naked jump before. Come out to Elsinore and I'll do one with you! You asked about time... I live near Venice and it takes me about an hour and a half to get to Elsinore. Perris is about the same. I am out of town that weekend but flying into LAX Sunday morning... was gonna head down straight from the airport. If you want to jump at Elsinore and need a ride that day, let me know and I can pick you up...

If for no other reason, go to 4 year college because its fun!!! I graduated a couple of years ago and had such a good time the entire way through. College isnt hard. The only hard part is learning how to manage your time between the things you want to do and the things you have to do. If you can overcome the procrastination bug, you'll be good to go. You'll graduate with amazing memories, lifelong friends, and a degree that will open a lot of doors (even if you dont decide accounting is for you). Plus, you can always go back to beauty school. Your 4 year education can only serve to make you more successful if you want to make real money and open up your own shop someday.