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Andy! What did we say about playing card games and using profanity? No biscuit for you! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT-MATES ON AN AIRPLANE
pinkfairy replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
You download the web page, store it in a folder on hard drive, and play it in your web browser. What about just telling the pilot that he's not behaving and is a safety problem, and could we make an extra run over the airport to dump him? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
[WARNING! EVIL AND TWISTED ALTER EGO SPEAKING! DO NOT TAKE SEROUSLY!] I prefer men NOT to shave. Not anywhere. I just love gray hair and would like all my hair naturally gray. I hate make up and short skirts. Spending the next 100 jumps and 2 hours in the tunnel learning to fall with my ass presented to the relative wind sounds like a really good use of time and money. I broke my leg landing my parachute. I think I'll downsize as soon as I get back in the air. In fact, smaller is better, nobody should be wingloaded under 1:1. Smaller is better generally speaking. Size matters. Kelloggs special K contains only 17% percent sugar, and is the way to go if you want a healthy diet! I really, really understand american politics and legal practices. My english is always flawless and easy to read. Definetely sell your AAD to buy a diamond ring. Tell the girl that she's more important than you, that's why you sold your safety device to buy her a useless lump of compressed carbon. [/EVIL ALTER EGO DONE SPEAKING. NOW SHOVED BACK INTO THE CLOSET WHERE SHE BELONGS] Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Maybe I'm just younger than you, and have different tastes? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Why? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I'm no expert on american law, but if it's not coming with a warning label about that, you should have a good case... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I'm hopeless Thanks for making me feel young and crazy
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Well, I don't think it looks pre-pubescent at all, I think it looks adult and hairless. And i'm pretty sure that most younger people at least trim it. No reason to be creeped out at all. Quote I have never seen premature grey look anything but awesome on anyone--man or woman. On women, though, it looks drop-dead sexy! The only problem I see with grey hair that follows a more conventional schedule (gradually appearing over a period of many years) is that it makes me wonder how awesome it will look when it comes all the way in! WaltQuote Well, I think grey on a 30 years old adds 10 years to her age. You notice the grey, and not that she hasn't got any wrinkles or that her make up is perfect, or her good figure and nice boobs. Grey makes you look old. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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No, Walt, wrong again! Shaved head and pubic hair does look good on men, and gray doesn't look sexy on women. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bdsm Always glad to help! But is enema used in modern medicine? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Congratulations! I heard there's an old japanese costum that the parents should go around to the neigboors with specially prepared red rice to celebrate the occation and to make it known that the daughter in the house is no longer a little girl. Well, I heard it, from a half-japanese... Congratulations with having a daughter, anyway. I hope you get to spend time with her, and get to know her. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Does enema have any medical purpose anymore, or is it just for alternative medicine or BDSM play? (Hey, it's a serious question!) Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Shaving head is NOT wrong. I used to have 2mm myself, and it looked good, but I really think it's a simple, all round haircut that anyone can wear. I like it on guys, mainly because it always looks good and clean and tidy, you can't have a bad hair day with a shaved head. Long, unwashed, smelly hair on guys who think shampoo is unmanly to use shampoo on the other hand, that's wrong. JMHO Edited to add, I see you're ranting about shaved pubic hair too. That's NOT wrong either. How could it be wrong, BTW? It's tidy and neat. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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All the hot guys are taken anyway. And their girlfriends are really nice girls, so I can't break up the relationship, and I find that the only ones I attract with my skydiving interest is wannabe swoopers and BASE jumpers. It's hopeless, but fortunately, the world is full of whuffos. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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And the graphics card isn't that good either. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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I prefer erasure when I want to listen to synthpop/disco. This was a bit boring, and the song didn't even stick properly to the brain. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Great, I've got one of those laying around, minus the main logic board, the CD-ROM and the hard drive. Now I only need a blanket and a cat. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Rubbish. Actually no. Look at my profile, I filled out where I live. For a long time, Cypres and FXC were the only AADs approved by the norwegian parachute association. Argus was approved this year. No one got FXC for experienced jumpers, so that left Cypres. I also said that he should do his research and talk to people who uses other AADs, but I thought I'd contribute my reasons for choosing Cypres. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Why would the mods lock this thread? it's a discussion of gear, and it belongs in the Gear and rigging forum, where it is. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Get a Cypres, both 1 and 2 are good and do what they should. I've talked to two people who had two out scenarios, I've heard about one who had a premature canopy deployment, and read the incident report of one who had a main/reserve entanglement. In all those cases the Cypres was involved, and in none it misfired. Oh, yeah, I've heard about people who were saved by it, I've seen it on video, scary, scary stuff, it looks like they run out of altitude even with the wide angle lens on the video camera. I don't know much about the other AADs on the market, I just know that Cypres works very well. Everyone here uses Cypres anyway. but I wouldn't want an AAD with too much functionality. The graph for bugs (or errors) in a computer program grows exponentially with the number of lines in that program. And I wouldn't want too many modes to switch between either, student mode wouln't be much fun. But learn about them all, and talk to other jumpers at your DZ about what they recommend. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Arms dealers can't be so bad. I've heard that it's the mentally unstable alcoholic guys you have to watch out for. The ones who are already beating up their wives. So not to worry. Go right ahead. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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But before you pull that, always remember to pull that other one. Yeah, the red one. Skydiving: It's not rocket science. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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Have you even try to convince your parents....
pinkfairy replied to FlyinDawg's topic in The Bonfire
My parents don't want to, and I'd never try to convince them. I tell them that skydiving is not entirely safe, with the result that they're even worried about me when I go to the wind tunnel, but I think it's better to be honest. I wouldn't stop them if they wanted to do it, but I'd make sure they knew the risks first. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? -
That's not "Safety First", but "Safety third" Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?
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The tuner in my TV isn't working properly, so I often find I have to surf the internet, read a book or go for a walk. Yes, a book. I've been reading about polar heroes lately, and dug up my old discworld books. Oh, I'm thinking of taking up horse riding again. What about finding a sport to do? When you're tired after excercise, you won't be bored. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?