TheStepchild

Get out. Get out now. It starts like this, and soon, your picture will be on the side of milk bottles. Who knows what kind of level a man who wears socks and tevas can stoop to. Hey, it could be worse. Instead of tevas and socks he could wear spandex bike shorts... Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

What did you do to sweet Erin? I thought I already answered that question...I broke a wine glass over her head. Blues, Dave Okay, let me rephrase that... why did you break a glass over sweet Erins head??? g I can't remember exactly. It might have been that she was getting a bit lippy, or I may have been giving her the occasional reminder of who's boss. Of course it could have also been some other reason, or no reason at all. Blues, Dave Erin...lippy?......I can't believe it. I think you must have just been drinking too much wine That could have been it... Or it could have been from Dave drinking too much wine and falling asleep while watching a movie. He dropped the wine glass on my head, which hit my glasses juuuuust right and shattered the wine glass. Next thing I know, I'm covered in wine and pieces of glass. At least we were drinking white wine, so it didn't stain anything. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Ha ha! But my recent experience with that particular (WONDERFUL) subset could prove beneficial! Blues, Dave That's a good point... Ok, but only if I get to be your assistant. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Presumably the guy got his and left her hangin' Blues, Dave Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

No. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

HaHa! I was thinking the same thing! I hope you feel better soon, Cindy Lou! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

I would first like to thank everyone who has sent their well wishes and the great medical staff who assisted us the night of the incident. Thank you for answering your phone! I was there for the incident and watched the entire jump. I'm not exactly sure of the S&TA's ethanol loading at the time of the incident, but I will say he does have extensive experiance at high to very high ethanol loadings. The fire walk in question was a three-stepper. The jumper missed his third step, narrowly evading the fire, and plunged head first into the dirt striking his shin on a sharp rock. There was no attempt of a PLF. Many other experianced fire walkers where present at the time of the injury encouraging the idiot victim, and expressed their desire for him to try again. The dumbass firewalker expressed his desire for more wine. Tequila was not used to cleanse the wound, but cheap eastern European vodka. The wound is now infected and in my professional opinion, quite disgusting. His loving girlfriend has been by the moron's his side since the incident, helping in any way possible...there has been absolutely no nagging, or 'I told you so's'. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

I grew up about an hour from Glacier.

Speaking of which, did TheStepchild & I volunteer to bring anything yet? If not, what else do we need? Blues, Dave I've got it under control, sexy. Don't worry. And by the way, did you know we're also celebrating Kara's birthday at the boogie? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MONKEY!!!! Bring presents.

Happy Birthday, Doc!

A shit show is like a zoo dive...but with more, ummm, style. It's also the nickname jasonRose gave me when I was trying to learn how to freefly. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

no tandem chicks here at the ritz - i would have to ask doc about that one....and it would probably be weather dependant.......need some wind and for it not to be too hot We can always make Rosie wear a dress! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Women's gymnastic team please. Gymnasts are short. And by the time the ship got there, they'd all be legal. Blues, Dave Ahem. I saw that. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

How is that different from any other weekend? On a normal weekend, she is only tied up for a few hours FOR jumping, not all day to PREVENT jumping Doc sshshshshshsh....quit telling all of our secrets baby Oh come on now! It's not a secret to your neighbors! You know I'll be there...maybe the boss will even let me jump! I'll get back to you on the potluck...I'm not sure what I want to bring yet.

They have a couple of years (and a few kids) on us, but I'll definately take that as a compliment. John and Valinda are an inspiring couple. They rock! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Really? I thought it would have been the 'patience' part. You!

Quoted for the motherfucking truth my brother speaks! Funny story about that first part... Blues, Dave

Fucking post whore. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

ZIPPIT~! Hey, it's not like I'm trying to cut to the front of the line or anything! I was just acknowledging that, sooner or later, I won't be among those left mourning. Blues, Dave SHUUUUUUUSH!!! Just plan on being old and decrepit you silly fool! g Ummm - can I have Muttley when he goes? Not if I'm in the will. ummm, I think that's up to Muttley g Sorry Clint, I've been told that Princess inherits me. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

*shrugs* I'd do him. My list: Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

What she said. I had some short, hot, red-headed visiting jumper introduce herself to me at the dropzone one day. I think she started with, "Hey, you're livendive on dz.com, right?" My reply was along the lines of "Oh shit! Yes, but don't believe anything on post on there!" She's now been living with me for over a year and I'm *very* happy about that.

Two people got pied Saturday night too, but you were no longer there. Blues, Dave I didn't even earn the damn pie! Lesson learned: Dave is a sneaky fucker and you can't trust Princess. :6:1 1 hopnpop 1 7-way 3 4-way scrambles Dave's 2000th 12-way Beer for 1st jump on my new canopy. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

If I wear a red nightie, I want on the lingere jump with too. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Yes. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?