iluvtofly

I was dying from laughter listening to that chic talk.

Bumped so VB and any other willing guy can find it.

I'm curious to see just how accurate they are with it. Hopefully they did some sort of research.

I think you should post something that all the women on this forum will enjoy. Yup, go post in the glory thread.. Penis pic for you 5000th post.... +1

I have heard about her hugs... I had heard about her hugs as well. But that still didn't prepare me for what was to come.

Disclaimer: At the request of an "innocent" person, I am posting this poll. Naturally this is for research purposes. So boys, please be honest. Or else you don't have any right to complain. If any of you are too shy to explain an "other" choice feel free to PM me and I'll post it annonymously for you. However, I'm pretty busy today so don't be surprised if your PM doesn't get posted until this evening.

Yet...they may not have had the chance to get online yet.

I am proud to say I don't watch Idol. I've only seen a couple episodes and those were the tryout episodes. I only watched them to laugh at the people who made total asses out of themselves.

TOTALLY. This explains the last couple of days. And this morning, too. I'm in SUCH a mood!!! You are always in such a mood...a fuckery mood that is Anyways, I think all the nut jobs come out and they make my day interesting to say the least.... You said nut Yes I did and I can say it more if you want.... nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nut nuts Is it the full moon that's making you feisty or all the naughty PM's?? In my case I'm attributing it to the naughty PM's. Although the full moon may be increasing the affects.

I don't think it affects me in any way. But after 2 years in EMS I believe what they say about the crazies coming out during a full moon. We always got more psychiatric calls during a full moon then any other time. It's weird but true.

Yes

It sounds very good.

She heard screams of passion coming from the room across from hers. They were getting louder and louder. She couldn't help but walk closer to the door. She put her ear against it to see what else she could hear and the door being slightly ajar opened. So now she not only was hearing the two she was watching them..... entranced by what she saw....she could not look away. The scene called to her...enlivened her. She realized what she had been missing inside. Watching the two lovers embrace, their bodies hunger with desire. She slowly walked into the room, her heart racing as she as she approached the two. The couple slowly rolled over and stared at her as she approached and then they held out their hands and embraced hers and drew her into their bed. As she slowly took off he clothes she started to shake at the thought of what was about to come. Soon she was lying in bed pressed between two bodies. She had never felt so much warmth. Before she knew what hit her the girl began kissing her mouth while the boy started kissing the rest of her body. Never having been in a situation like this her heart was pounding and her thoughts running wild. The couple each started taking turns kissing one another and then her. She thought how could something that felt so right be perceived as a sin by so many other people.

As she slowly took off he clothes she started to shake at the thought of what was about to come. Soon she was lying in bed pressed between two bodies. She had never felt so much warmth. Before she knew what hit her the girl began kissing her mouth while the boy started kissing the rest of her body.

Alright...since there seem to be so many naughty PM's going around right now why not go ahead and make a naughty thread. (This was not my idea...once again PM'd to me by someone else. ) Basically everyone contributes with a small paragraph. The idea maker has contributed this paragraph to start the story. She heard screams of passion coming from the room across from hers. They were getting louder and louder. She couldn't help but walk closer to the door. She put her ear against it to see what else she could hear and the door being slightly ajar opened. So now she not only was hearing the two she was watching them.....

Do you have a problem with those protein stains???

she only bought it cause she couldnt understand a word you were saying.... Between the accent and the alcohol who could?

I think you forgot something there....like the picture.

Lucky! Riiiiiiight Really I was working hard on things until this happen. Then I received a rather good PM and now my mind has no way to getting back to the work tasks of the day.... You too? At least I'm not the only one not getting any work done due to certain distractions.

So who all is in this naked baby oil filled twister game? Turtle, J, DD, Roo and Me...anyone else?

Why does a Madonna song ocome to mind . . .Like a . . . . I want to play a board game with Turtle.... Twister? Can I play too?

Damn. Sounds like you didn't even need the distactions I was providing you with. This will just give you more time to think of naughty threads to start.

I vote for taking the short bus.

I always have two bottles of tuaca.... one for me and one for the guests.... Just think of what we could post .....