iluvtofly

I think you missed the fact that it's called a joke. 1joke Pronunciation: \ˈjōk\ Function: noun Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks Date: 1670 1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding

so wrong but i can't help laughing

Give it time. One day you may become a post whore like the rest of us. And then there's no turning back.

I believe you. I can be sick as a dog, hot to the touch but my temp still only gets up to 97.something. In school I could never get the nurses to believe that I was actually sick. Because I never had a temperature they always assumed that I was just faking so I could go home. I too am also always tired. I just attributed it to my abnormal work schedule and sleep hours. (Which I'm sure don't help but still). Maybe we should start the club of Cold Hearted Girls.

Woohoo.

poor divot

Awe...Turtle and Divot did a duet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLAOPsJ7dyY&feature=related

The whole time I was watching that I could actually envision Turtle doing that.

Hey there Woody

How come I never got to see any of those kick ass dance moves at skyfest?

So after I spend the extra money to buy my kitties a nice water dish (one of those ones with the fountain that runs the water through a filter) I find them in my bathtub licking the inside of the faucet. Now I see what kinda of thanks I get for spoiling my kitties.

All Hale the Magnificent Turtle

you know you want to eat me...don't i look yummy

Better lucky then good right.

It's not my fault you can't remember what happened at night.

that was a night I will never forget

hey now...leave my roo alone she's perfect just the way she is.

wish i would've thought of that

I know my original answer consisted of Turtle and Divot (and I still stand by that answer...may my fantasy one day come true ) But I must also add Broke to the list. I mean who can possibly resist a set of gold balls.

Well, Sunday had at least one memorable moment at the DZ. Picture to help clarify where everyone was. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=496+Old+Ash+Rd,+Mercer,+PA+16137&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=61.153041,108.28125&ie=UTF8&ll=41.143372,-80.164962&spn=0.014446,0.026436&t=k&z=15 The DZ is at the NW end of the runway (upper left of picture). Runway is just short of a mile long. The outlet mall is at the lower right of the picture. So, now for the story. So, a lady at the outlet mall sees what she thinks is a skydiver "GOING 100 MPH TOWARDS THE GROUND...I THINK HE JUST DIED" at least that's what she told 911 when she called them. The truth was it was a jumper with 6000+ jumps setting up for a swoop landing. As you can see from the picture, with the distance between the mall and DZ, and all the trees in the way there was no way in hell she saw him land. She just saw him setting up for the swoop and immediately called 911. So she comes over to the DZ to see what's going on. She asks where the dead guy is and we point out to her that everyone is up and walking around. She then proceeds to tell us that she called 911 and wasn't going to cancell it because she thinks we're just trying to cover our own asses. Next thing you know there is a state trooper and 2 fire trucks pulling in. Fortunately they believed us and just went on their merry way. Gotta love them whuffo's.

LOL...very nice

For the most part I feel that I am a good person. Although I would be lying if I didn't say that I have my moments. There are few decisions that I regret in life. Most of the ones I regret are "Damn it, I shouldn't have had that 2nd pint of Ben and Jerry's." What is moral fiber? Is that what you get when you drink Metamucil???

I completely understand about having a busy work week dear. The last 3 days I've been working 11pm to 7am then had a mandatory class for work from 8am to 5pm. Thank god tomorow is the last day of class. I'm just a very impatient person. But I still love you.

I don't remember ever telling you about my secret fantasy? How did you find out?

you should sue everyone of their asses. you could have died and they just stood there laughing at you. those bastards.