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... if they are still alive even better, body snatching we charge more if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah right.. that guy probably got a promotion. seen that same scenario before, some engineers have no sense of reality. my favorite is when some jackass doesnt call in engineers, because he knows best, and that type of shit happens............I laugh all the way to the bank$$$$$$$$$$$$$ if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

happens more often than you would think, looks like job security for me.............. call in the divers if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

back in august of 2001, delivering one of my favorite bros that ever walked this planet to his final resting place, via dumping his ashes at one of our favorite fishing spots. after the services with many friends and family, and a very ugly drinking binge (lasted two days and damn near killed the rest of us) including his dad, brother, and of course all the bros from the neighborhood. the plan, hook up my boat,grab plenty flowers(purple,green, and gold), grab the ashes, and bring closure to the whole thing. simple enough right.......... wrong, it was a logistical nightmare. at least to a bunch of drunk hungover delerious fucking fools anyway. with much help from all the moms and wifes we were on our way. the entourage, our dearly departed(in this fucking elaborate box contraption), his wife(tara), brother ben B(benji), dave G (the proffessor), louis L (yeti), tommy wolfe(nuff said), and me the fuckin skipper. we arrive at the boat launch. after about an hour or so of engine problems, by an engine sold to me by our honorary member no doubt. we were underway. finaly anchored on location well after nightfall, we begin to carry out the ceremony. a phone goes off during the moment of silence, its mom&pops, wanting to know if the deed is done. well perfect timing and all of the phone call we leave it on speakerphone for the finally. we say our piece, and the proffessor cranks up the generator, (7)500watt halogen floods come to life illuminating the surounding emerald green water with purple green and gold flowers everywhere. some of the most beautful scenery I have ever seen. and benji proceeds to dump the ashes from the bow. shaking the fucked up box thing, he gets some ashes pieces on the bow and on some of the lights that start smoking bigtime. well in all the midst of smoke, and beers being thrown and hugs, and screams and utter madness we hear pops on speaker phone say "what happened one of you fucking assholes fall in the water" the professor says " ben threw him on the lights theyre smoking" pops replies "ya'll are smokin him WTF!!" man we almost died laughing, dont even know why that was so funny, or why we were laughing, maybe it's because we had closure, but everybody involved understood. we were later told that we were a bunch of assholes, but eventually forgiven. that aside it was an absolutly beautiful scene that will be in my memories for ever. WTF sometimes these things don't go all exactly smooth you know, such is life. btw, some of you guys stories in the thread are pretty awsome and funny as hell too, in the most respectful way of course. good job hanging in there walt if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

he also posted in S&T a day or two ago. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

happy B-DAY shell if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Q:is it going to give you a longer bottom time? A: no. Q: is it going to allow you to make your next dive with less of a RNT? A: no. Q: can you dive a nitrox mix deep? A: no. bottle jammed with std. compressed air $5-$6 same bottle jammed with a nitrox bottom mix at least twice as much if not more. first and second stage reg. that they will tell you has been scrubbed clean of hydrocarbon contamination for nitrox diving, will cost you more to purchase and maintain. and it is the SAME exact crappolla as the stuff you use to dive air. for recreational diving strictly abiding by the no deco. limits , it is simply throwing your money away, plain and simple. now if your doing technical stuff deep, like a heliox bottom mix, then a real nitrox mix say 50/50 to aid in decompression would be beneficial during ascent, of course at a much shallower depth after x-ing back over to air at -150. followed by a lenghty decompression from -60 to surface slide on pure 100% O2, preferably done in a chamber on deck, as oppossed to hangin in water. what is a scuba doo standard nitrox mix, or better stated ENRICHED AIR mix these days anyway??? and what does it cost to jam a bottle with it?? you want a longer shallow dive, change out the burst disk on the Kvalve on your bottle to a 5000psi disk then jam the bottle hot to 4500psi, there problem solved for $1 buck, you have almost twice as much air in one bottle if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

thats what love is!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

the nissan will retain its value much better than the ford. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

this thread is too funny!! hey bud why waste money on the advanced fagi cert??? or is it padi?? what, the dive police is gonna stop you at -60Fsw and tell you that you cant go deeper without the advanced card???? even with the adv. card what if you want to go past -130fsw??? what do you tell the water police at that level of the water column?? all funny business aside, send me an e-mail adress I got some nice bc's couple of dacor rigII's and some halcyon rigs. dacors are weight int. like new in the $100-$150 range. the halcyon stuff is in the 200-300$$$ range can put together a good regulator setup for about $150-$250 depending if you like pink, unlike skydiving pink stuff is usually 50% off in the diving world stay away from all that complete intergrated stuff to much useless crap on them, less shit you dive with the better, less drag= less air consumption also nitrox is worthless dont let anybody talk you into that worthless certification. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

nice, the large humans are reporting in from all the corners of the land. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

ACK... I can only snorkel, RUM! Where is KB? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- as we speak......errr as we type no shit are U psychic or what???? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

How did you know? well the mother ocean part, i'm a deep sea diver, spend alot of time at sea. and the rum thing thats easy, i'm cuban I can smell rum thosands of miles away if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

mother ocean is pretty relaxing, capt morgan, good call if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

gosh! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

right on!! peace mel if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah right, that's cool if thats your opinion. walts a big boy he knows what he said and so do a whole bunch of us that read along as the whole fuck festival unfolded, that resulted in a couple of people being banned. I simply laughed in this thread when somebody mentioned felching, a completely unrelated subject. there's already too much angst, and some have lost the ability or the patience to remain rational, certainly nobody else needed to get banned for talking shit to somebody that is not here to defend themself right. edited to add: sorry phree it posted after yours if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

why are you talkin trash, when the man isn't here to defend himself, thats pretty weak IMO what you lookin to get banned too? dont you think enough people got banned today behind who can send a yellow stream the farthest. WTF??? some people. let me guess you can shoot one over a sofa long ways, as long as nobody is sitting in it right if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

bring that noise, to gold coast, got plenty big boys around these parts seek the anvil brothers. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

how did you end up with that horseshoe? bad body pos.? bad throw ? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

sounds awesome dude, thanks for sharing

damn dude, what planet did you grow up in??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

holy fucking shit, I cant beleive I just read that LMFAO BWAAAAAA ohhhh I cant breathe............ bro thats pretty hardcore!!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I knew i forgot something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah batteries not included, don't all toys need batteries if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell