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Well, I guess I won't be jumping with you then....make it 160 and I can... Mike

I already told you...it's time to give up the Big Wheel, and get a big kids bike! Mike

Dead fish...tied to a portion of the exhaust manifold/system right under or in front of the passenger compartment. Find some gay and lesbian magazine and order a subscription in his name.....probably best to send it to his home, but work may be funny if you won't get in trouble for it.. Take the valve stem out of one, or all 4, tires.. Mike

Well then...you better catch me as I'm in the shower if you want to find me without it....and if ya do that...well, we'll have some SERIOUS issues then.. I'm sure you understood the original comment was a joke...I have no martial arts training, but plenty of fighting experience. I played ice hockey for many years, and did a little bit of boxing too....I just use dirty street fighting. Mike

I, too, am a scuba diver...and in my area of diving, we DO discuss such things. I don't do basic open water type diving much - most of what I do is cave and deep tec diving. When there is an accident, we discuss what went wrong(if we know) or what may have gone wrong(if we aren't sure). We do it in skydiving AND scuba diving to learn from others mistakes/experiences, and hopefully others can avoid them in the future...or at least know how to react if such a thing does occur. One of the big problems with recreational diving is that everybody wants to make it seem like the safest thing in the world. It's not. Do I think it's extremely dangerous? No, only slightly dangerous...if you follow the rules. They(dive shops and the dive industry in general) don't want anything getting out that might scare people away - including the dangers of the sport. In the tec/cave diving circles, it's different. We make SURE everybody knows the dangers. In recreational diving, it's taboo to talk about deaths and/or injuries(such as getting bent). Mike

I, personally, don't want the front zippers open at any time I may need to exit quickly. I don't attach my booties and zip up my legs/arms until nearing jumprun....definitely not when I board as I see some people do. I've done a hop&pop with my suit on, but nothing zipped up but the front double zipper - just to see what it would be like if I have to get out low with my suit on. With the double zipper wide open, there's a chance that I'd get air into the suit on one side, and possibly spin me or make me a little unstable....which is the last thing I want during an emergency exit. Mike

If that happens, we'll use your jar as a skyball so you can keep jumping... Mike

....for the next 57 days and 8 hours or so.... Edit: NSFW!!!! Not due to the page itself...but the pop-ups that come up after you close this page. Clicky! Mike

Yea....the bastard copied my jumpsuit.... That's SIR pilot boy to you! I know...you're used to that weak ass Canadian crap...in pint cans...and....hmmm....nevermind... Mike

I'm safe, though....I wear a drysuit, so the salt can't be absorbed through my skin. I tried wearing it once skydiving....I almost suffocated... Mike

But apparently some of them don't have a sense of humor, Tom... Mike

So what's Turtles excuse? Mike

It doesn't impress 'em...I tell 'em I'm an out of work cab driver....THAT drives 'em nuts...they all want me then... Mike

Hey! I still dive in salt water! That's a personal attack! Mike

If you have to live in/near Alexandria, and make about the same....I'd say forget it...it'll be like taking a HUGE pay cut. Plus, you should be able to transfer out of Cleveland within a couple years, right? There have got to be some decent bases out there.. Mike

What exactly is a "Golf Professional"? Is it along the lines of "respectable pilot" or "military intelligence"? Mike

Since Remi is playing it down so much....as being a non-event....makes me wonder if it was him....Hmmm...? We all saw you running into posts on the ground... Mike

Holy shit dude, that's f'in hilarious! Mike

Damn....no wonder there are so many single people...with lists like that.... I don't have any kind of "list"...for me, it's based more on impressions. If I enjoy being around her, I'll give it a shot. Maybe that's why I've had so many short relationships - since I don't have such high standards...but I'm using the shotgun theory.. Mike

Yep, single once again...the dating world is starting to suck... Mike

Of course not....not even 747 pilots are jet pilots....they're just computer operators.... So I guess riding in the back of a 747 does qualify you as a computer operator... Mike

I've got a black belt...it's part of the work uniform, so I have to wear it...I've also got a brown belt in the closet at home..As for fighting....well, I use a .45 for that... Mike

Two Diablos at once?! Damn...that's impressive...I can only fly one Diablo at a time... Mike

Uh...not to hijack the thread or anything....but....please post a pic like your avatar, but from the OPPOSITE side... Mike Edited cuz I can't speel

I've seen the video....hell, I'm in it quite a few times...but I can't say I remember that part. I'm away from home for a week, so won't be able to look at it again until next week to see what you're talking about.. Mike