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    If it were anyone else I might suggest something else - but with you it HAS to be a crew jump - there are just no other options. Unfortunately for me, that means I probably won't be on it, but hopefully I'll know enough by the time you hit your next milestone to join in! Please let us know what weekend you are going to get there so I can be sure I'm at the right drop zone to bring some pie!
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    Actually, it's just nice for a woman to know she isn't going to have to be the sole provider of food... so what did you make? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Well, it turns out he wasn't the love of my life, but I do have a funny story about the guy who was my love of ten years I was managing a commercial property, he had a lease. I went up to collect rent and his roomate had a dog. I leaned over to pet the dog, not thinking about the fact that my green dress was a bit low cut. He always told his friends I had him at "Hello Puppy". Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    What led her to make this comment? Inquiring minds want to know... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Oh My God, You're a Hottie! Oh, and smart and funny too
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    It wasn't an insult, more of a nickname, but the guys in my dorm called my roommate the "Sperm Gurgling Gutter Slut". Classic. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    So will they replay it any time soon? Did you record it so you can post it to YouTube for those of us who didn't get to tune in? I want to seeeee!!!!! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    "I think I'm falling in love with you" Yup, that would do it. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Quote Hefty Lefty and Slightly Rightly. reply] I think J is right, but the fact is since I've lost so much weight, they are both pretty saggy baggy Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    You were the one stupid enough to take me on my first tandem - this is all your fault! Don't blame Leah for being cute and having the guinea pigs you dream about Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    I thought all guys wanted a steak and a hummer for their birthday - of course, that might just be if they don't get it in the normal course of the relationship - so I guess the sushi and nascar sound like fun... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Awww, she's so cute! I still don't have my PMS - too bad that isn't true in real life Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    I have to poke a hole in pinkie heads and squeeze out brain smell to get them to eat. OK, you win! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    He's so cute! And so little! I had a boa in school, but he was like 5 feet long, I'd be afraid of squishing those little guys - but they are probably a lot easier to feed. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Ahem, Men too my dear, men too... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    My friends took me to Chippendale on my 18th birthday - the only emotion I felt was utter embarassment. My vendor took me to a strip club a few years back and got me a lap dance - it was a much better experience. Honestly, boobs are just prettier than penises - sorry guys. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    No, they just don't like you Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    What, thats not believable? Did I not use emots right? Would a different combination work better? Seriously? these guys can turn anything into a sex thread Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    That they should be naked stewardesses? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    You're right again, twice in one day! Good thing the beer was covered on the initial one Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Lies, you don't like any democrats - except for me of course! Now if you can get us a smoking section, I'm in! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Ouch! Knowing you got hurt doesn't make me feel better - but seeing you again will! It was great to have a few minutes with you last week - I'm looking forward to dinner or something next time I'm in town. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Welcome back Carrie! I was so worried you would be gone forever... but maybe we'll get lucky and they'll keep Turtle. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    But even many MORE that are not think they are. Personally, I can live with out the "Look at Me" Barbie doll types that some how think "Bitch" is supposed to be sexy. It isnt. The beauties that don't know they are cute are so much easier to tag Just what i have heard not from experience. Was going to say the wife will be calling in a min but she doesnt have a phone Reminds me of a *friend* who used to be over weight... after losing the weight her boy toy told her she was the best of both worlds - she looked like a hottie and gave a BJ like she had to. From what I hear, no guy has ever gotten tired of BJs, but then, maybe that's just me, uh, I mean, my friend. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
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    Actually, I mentioned to our EVP that I was going to do a jump and he said how much he enjoyed it when he went, so that opened the door for me to put it out there. Actually, it's a VERY white collar, international corporation and in his opinion (which matters a LOT to upper management) anyone who skydives is willing to take risks and that is an important component of success... Of course, the fact that I have a bumper sticker and images from Dilbert et al, upside down and falling from it might make me seem a bit geeky too... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!