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  1. I have a shirt that says: Most sports require only one ball. Mine requires both.
  2. The look on his face is priceless
  3. Type "whore" Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
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    Desktop Images

    Here's another one I use. The O RLY? owl. YA RLY Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
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    Dwarf Fight!!

    Subject says it all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRx3AH_SIZc It was on Jerry Springer, so you be the judge if it's SFW or not. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
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    Desktop Images

    Here is my current image.
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    Page Addict

    Firefox has released a plugin that will help you monitor your intarwebs addiction. https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/3685/ Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  8. I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  9. I would be the man with the ability to breathe yougurt
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    Any KISS fans?

    Kiss is so bad they could suck start a jet engine. [/unhelpful] Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  11. [RED]* WARNING *[/RED] Modifying your registry incorrectly can cause your computer to become unbootable, and require you to reload Windows. Do it at your own risk. [RED]* WARNING *[/RED] Start - Run Type "regedit" without the quotes. Navagate to: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run This is the list of programs that start when you boot. If you notice a program that doesn't belong, delete the entry. Also check out: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run Also you should look into getting the battery replaced if it's only hold a five minute charge. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  12. I'd hit it. (with a baseball bat) Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
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    Awesome dad

    One word, Can Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  14. Clicky Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  15. Jackass Number 2 had me laughing until I was in tears. Does that count? Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  16. Think about it. BTW, all my posts do not start that way. Ion Beam Assisted Deposition perhaps? Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  17. Snowboarding in Ohio? I guess that would be comparable to our beginner slopes here in Utah. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  18. But they are low-tack stickers, which could be easily removed and leave no residue. And besides, the idiots who take up 3 spots with their Porches deserve a little shaming. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  19. What a good idea. Low-tack stickers you can put on the cars of people who park like idiots.
  20. It's probably just mental, but when I don't feel well, I drink green tea with some honey. For some reason it makes me feel a little better. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  21. Is it wrong that I have seen Jackass Number 2 three times now? For those of you who havn't seen it, here is a spoiler for you. Terror Taxi! Probably NSFW due to language and lots-o-pubes. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  22. Pleasant Grove High School in Pleasant Grove Utah. Go Vikings! Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
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    Sexual Consent

    Sexual Consent HA HA HA!! Probably NSFW. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
  24. Summertime Rolls by Janes Addiction. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.