ThunderCat

http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/index.htm Something for everyone. Just a thought but Russian Mafia? Why don't they Slowdown? Hardy Ha!

Yeah, Catnip spray.

I need a siren for my car it goes whoo whoo followed by Biatch pull over. Its going to be the must have gadget for cars this centuary has ever see.

My friends name has the anagrams of Hitler Trophy and Hell. Should I be worried. Pleaze say he's not his reincarnation but looking back there is a resemblence..... I will refrain from any personal attacks.

F^)= U. Just Do it!! Its just cause your Dumb. BTW NEVER QUESTION WHO I AM!! MOTHER BIATCHES!

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When there dead, in the morgue or burried. Then there shouldn't really be a problem.

Im trying to get a meetiing between myself and the PM. It's been requested in writing, so wish me luck, and based on the following basis. 10 = X = 24. 10 = J 10 = October or OcToBer or TB. I'm 24 born in October. So do I got a Legal right to meet him? My friends is November or Novus. 11 or K She's female and very Sexy. I share a Ta2 with her. Thats Ten and Eleven. So what I'd like you to do for me is send a PM to the PM, Via the following link. Pl ea ze I would like you to fill in your details and copy this text and press send. don't forget to confirm the e mail. --------------------- Electronic pettition. Would you permit Mystery man X to meet with the PM this year or next. Thank you. 10 =X =24. 10 = J Or OcToBeR. Name: ___________________ This would be of great help to myself and I thank you for doing this. Pleaze do this, as the more the merrier, it only takes a few minutes. You can do this by the following link. follow instructions. http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page3.asp Short of this working my next option is to chain myself to the gates of downing street, with a placard and two toy aliens. Maybe this would work, better. Thank you again. Support this cause.

My friend was born in the year of the rat, me the rooster, so I was suprised when Eggs Bendict proceeded JP, who is also a rat, ie ratzinger, not to be confused with KFC tower burgers the Zinger Burger. Mind you his past is pretty hot having fought for the Nazi Youth Party against anyone different. Other than this post does it offend or question your belief in the Catholic Church, going from such a great person as the last one (truly a thinker) to a german with his past being a bit strange. I also know that this now ex friend of mine also has some very influential links plus his names germanic. H C (or 83) something. Its a small world after all. I wish JP was alive. And of course there was Roland the Rat and Kevin the hamster. All rats ever brought (knowing that it was the fleas, but the rat still acting as migrational vector) for the Black Death or Plague carried on the back of these retched animals by Fleas. So is this going to be the start of the 4 horseman (or evangelists) of the apocolypse ( get over it the apocolypse was so last year, roll on armegeddon). You know plague famnine, pestulince and war or quite simply RAT. Im sure its those renergade leaderhosen wearing bravarian Illuminati, ifilltrating organisations to create a secret society within a society. Germans, got to love them, naming them selve after disease creating bacterium. Anyway glad Italy Kicked Yo ass, MF. Rant over. Those pesky, funny fellas with there bratwurst and larger, oh how I laugh.

Just bought my monthly copy of XXL the HIP HOP MAG. And saw that a member of D -12, probably my fav, but then again you shouldn't really show favouritism. GOD DAMN Don't know if you, listen or ve listened to D-12, but don't dis this post. Anyway (don't tell anyone but hey I kinda Know these guys, NO SHIT) So. In Loving memory of; Dupree "Proof" Holton. God Bless and R.I.P April 11th 2006 SUP SuPreMe. Nuff Said.

Breathe in, smile, exhale, extend middles fingers and say, Fuck You.

Does anyone else believe the saying what goes around comes around. Cause Karmic Justice or retribution is cool as hell. Someone just anoyed me and he knows what he said. May it turn around and bite you on your ASS. MF.

Im Classified and so is my name.

I used to Love travelling when I was younger, several trips abroad to France, pretty much done the whole Country. Absolutly awersome, nice place, lots to do, great food and wine (cause thier more relaxed about the drinking law). Done Tunisia aswell, lots of Roman sites, great facilities, another great holiday. Due to Financial problems I have been unable to do much travelling, I've had to console myself this year for rediscovering my home country, England. Theres lots to do, statley homes and religous/historical places of interest. Only problem weather not so good, comcis comca, or so so. Sorrry bout spelling. Now the good news, I might be in for a serious windfall next year, and really aim to turn myself around, the big wild world beckons. I say bring it ON. Must do France again from Mont St Michael to the Med and Monte Carlo. Italy is next on the agenda, a must see is the VAtican. From South Africa to visit relatives, safaris in Kenya to Visiting the Taj Mahal. World cruises, boat rides and train journeys. And of course the great US of A, which I've been reminded is more like different countries put together on one contenent or should I say different types of climate and landscape with much individuality (specially when laws are concerned). Again much to see. Lots to Do. Just generally bored, nearly ready, just not quite. Where 've you been, what you 've done and whats been you're best holiday and why. Whether it be family, friends relaxing or adventure, what do you seek? Please reply. Just thinking about it I could spend half of mry life exploring just America. Never mind the other 191 countries, some of which I think i'll pass' but the rest sounds good. Life Goal; Retire somewhere NICE. Maybe Life should be one long holiday, with no real end. Buy Home, decorated. Buy Car. Settle in, plan first Holiday. Travel, be responsible and Good. Put my troubles behind me and enjoy a change in life style. Make new friends. Get healthy, quit smoking, workout and eventually do AFF, and see if I still enjoy freefall. SiG line should be; 67c 62-83894-484/3 63-0-92191 63-0-90379 (don't ask,) Not to be taken too seriously. Stay Safe. Blue Skyzs

No its standing still. Can't find my nose, it's always running.

I know a RAT!!!

Tried Area 51?

Try This, quite fun. http://earth.google.com/index.html Planet earth on your PC.

Any Ideas, I can't even Fathom what Im meant to do. Seems like a great Idea, just no real realisation to game play.

http://www.theconspiracygame.co.uk/conspiracy/ Just trying to play it now, good prizes. Everythings a ConSpirAcy. If you like DB DVC U'll like this.

Those BASTARDS!

Nice flight, heard the views are brilliant this time of year. Isn't there a British Guy?

Thoughts to the Guys and Gals abroad.

Can I jion U? If I set of from the UK I'll be there tomorrow. Can't beat a good BRI and a group of friends. Many DRINKS. Enjoy. UMM

Just found this, last one. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=657877693234187581