Amyfiske

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  1. Amyfiske
    How do you get a leper out of a hot tub? With a ladle. What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew
  2. Amyfiske
    How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend? You shit in her pussy. (that one's for Cleatus)
  3. Amyfiske
    "Thank you for calling Ephemeral Volitations, where we shit in a sock then smack you in the face with it, how can I help you?" "You wanted Todak? Oh, I'm sorry he's not available right now, he's doing another tandem with a young boy in a duct tape loin cloth eathing a banana" HA HA HA HA HA HA
  4. Amyfiske
    What did you name it?
  5. Amyfiske
    I think "Live and Let Dive" is a spectacular suggestion.
  6. Amyfiske
    I actually didn't even consider there wouldn't be a jumpsuit until I heard the screams you were forcing out of him. It didn't take much force. Lance Bass was a born screamer.
  7. Amyfiske
    Yeah, like theres' any other way to wear a duct tape loin cloth. What were you expecting, a mumu and a turtle neck?
  8. Amyfiske
    one of my finest memories.
  9. Amyfiske
    Goo-d to see you enjoying your two favorite things, naked men and eating bananas.
  10. Amyfiske
    Brilliant Goo....I can't wait to come up with a phone jingle for that one
  11. Amyfiske
    I would make you an L shaped turd on the spot if you used that as a pick-up line.
  12. Amyfiske
    Here are the worst words in the world...especially if you use them together in a sentence. MOIST, PANTIES, BOSNIA, MARSUPIAL, AND OINTMENT I prefer gooey possums wearing dampended undergarments in North Eastern Europe.
  13. Amyfiske
    Goo, Way to bespatter some sense into these gushing piles of goosh. We should just go back to basics.
  14. Amyfiske
    I bet I could round up some folks from 'round these parts for a 'lil road triperoo.
  15. Amyfiske
    Something tells me you will end up face down drunk in front of your television, surrounded by empty wine bottles.... but if you are able to encorperate some tail that doesn't require a paper bag over the head, go for it!
  16. Amyfiske
    Every day at West Plains is the best day of your life.
  17. Amyfiske
    Fly the Blue with the Goo
  18. Amyfiske
    eggselent.
  19. Amyfiske
    Circles Goo...all I wanted was circles.
  20. Amyfiske
    A Liscence Rosey! Thanks for the packing lesson in prairie!
  21. Amyfiske
    Dear Poor Misunderstood Ape, I have 35 jumps...I am not one to comment content I have no clue about.. Beer on the other hand...
  22. Amyfiske
    too bad for him that I am a ninja, and I will shower him with throwing stars.
  23. Amyfiske
    Are you kidding me?
  24. Amyfiske
    The whole pink mafia thing seems to rock harder than Molly Hatchett.
  25. Amyfiske
    You gotta start some where holmes.