guppie01

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  1. Can seranade a lady almost as good as Divot. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  2. I spent my childhood in Onalaska, so I remember shoveling snow QUITE well!! Then, we moved to Texas during the heat wave of 76... I thought I was going to MELT!!! I grew up in Utah, I hated having to shovel the snow - that is until I moved to Okinawa, then everytime I would go home to visit I would beg to go out in the snow and shovel. I miss the mountains and the snow. It was a frosty 36' this morning g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  3. There are marriages that unfortunately do lead to that mentality... however I feel in my case it's not b/c I want to get away from my love (I can't wait to see him each day), I just naturally have always liked my space and having my quiet time - it's especially difficult to have quiet time when you share 1100 sf of living space between 2 adults, one teenager, and 2 cats. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  4. Holy cow that sucks!!! I hope all works out for you guys! Each day, I continue to knock on wood and be thankful I have a job. It's scary out there.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  5. He IS building her one!!! "very large kitchen" and a Master bedroom with walk-in closets. Twolpy, you are not being selfish by wanting a bit of space to yourself... HAHA I would love a man cave, and I'm not a man. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  6. The tats are cool too. Are you going to wear that this holiday? lol g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  7. Wow, your lil lady had some work on her today! Glad to hear it went well. I hope she doesn't experience too much discomfort! Mucho HUGS! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  8. Teehee I love the reindeer nose ring, and her bitch outfit is HOT!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  9. guppie01

    Blonde Joke

    Another one... not a blonde, but I still got a chuckle out of it Frozen Skunk A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife Asks her husband to stop the car.. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, And let it go in the morning?' He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it.' The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.' 'But what about the smell?' said the wife. 'Just hold its little nose.' The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.. "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  10. enjoy! http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm Happy Holidays, g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  11. So did she dump you to switch teams with the obnoxious girlfriend that you hated??? J/K Sorry to hear that... better now than later, right??? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  12. People are afraid of confrontation.... if they can make someone else do it for them, why not??? Sorry, good luck with the trailer! edited to add: We had a similar conversation about this a while back. Neighbor A decided to put an outdoor light that lit up an entire block - it was not a sensor light, it was on all night long. Neighbor B was going to go straight to the HOA to complain. We said, hey, why don't you just go ask Neighbor A to turn it off after a certain hour, or switch it to sensor. Neighbor B.... "oh didn't even think of trying to approach Neighbor A first, guess that would be a much better idea, and keep the peace." g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  13. Not in the foreseeable future... but you never know, I may get a hair up my ass and just head out! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  14. Awww Yoshi, that is so wonderful! Did she cry??? I would have... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  15. J, you're a silly boy! But, damn that made me giggle... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  16. awwwww! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  17. I like my name just as it is! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  18. Awesome Awesome news for you!!!! Go get `em girl!!! Congrats! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  19. guppie01

    Blonde Joke

    Not blonde... but still found it pretty funny According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known…... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  20. guppie01

    Blonde Joke

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the Title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.' 'What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?' The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?' Finally...... a smart blonde joke. "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  21. No! True dat... What Turtle in his right mind would think it's safe to take on 5 blondes in one thread. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  22. Hey Turtle and Normiss.... FUCK YOU.....
  23. What are you gonna do if I don't, huh??? I'm not afraid of you..... g Heh . . . ask your Mom if you should be scared of me. YOU, you leave my Mum out of this.... Stupid Fucker! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  24. What are you gonna do if I don't, huh??? I'm not afraid of you..... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  25. Stupid Fucker teeheee g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?