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  1. I don't have one.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  2. guppie01

    Funny

    Pregnant Blonde The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!" g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  3. guppie01

    Gia!

    Hi sweet Nico!!!! SMOOOCHES! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  4. guppie01

    Gia!

    I'm right here!!!
  5. OK, Pop loan me your car and some money. Stitch if you want the privilege you must prove that you are responsible enough to drive Dad's car. As far as the money goes... how bout you look at getting a part time job after school to help Dad pay for the insurance and gas....
  6. I've always wanted children... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  7. More smoke and mirrors..... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  8. You can't fool us with your demonic ways.... the good will prevail! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  9. I know my nipples are such attention whores I think they'd like some Ice Cream cake and tongue.... nibble, nibble...
  10. They know I'm coming....
  11. COOOOOOOOTIES g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  12. YOU GO NINA!!!!! WAVES proudly~ g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  13. Naaa. A Taser should be plenty. Or one of those electro shock Nipple Thingys.. Oooh that sounds like fun scary the things that pacify us... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  14. WAVES~~~~~~~ g OUCHKABIBBLE!!! dam that was hard. but thanks. wifey will wonder where that bright red hand print came from. Better than teeth prints... WAVVVVVVVVVVVVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~ g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  15. Naaa. A Taser should be plenty. Or one of those electro shock Nipple Thingys.. um, uh HI my new best friend!!!!!!
  16. WAVES~~~~~~~ g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  17. Dunno, but mace is not a substance that is allowed in the Toyota Rav4 per guppie01 code 3-3104. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  18. DAYUUUM you beat me to it!!!! WAAAAAVVVVVEESSSSS~ g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  19. Oh Fuck! Beth is in charge? Better bring that hard turtle shell with you. Might need the protection. I hear that if you let a Turtle drink vodka it passes out pretty quickly.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  20. guppie01

    WOW

    God, you make me feel so dirty.... puuuuurrrrrrrr g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  21. guppie01

    WOW

    I won't go into the details, and it may not make complete sense without the rest of the conversation, but here goes: If we haven't learned how precious life is and to let go of the stupid shit, then we are lost ourselves. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  22. So when Flinging Poo.. Does that mean it gets better or Worse?? It's a crap shoot. LOL "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  23. guppie01

    WOW

    I knew I could count on you.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  24. guppie01

    WOW

    Apparently I had a very deep profound insigthful moment.... Someone please cuss at me.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?