guppie01

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  1. As long as I can dye my hair blue, YES!!!!
  2. Bondage???? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  3. HA, traveling back from LP I noticed just before going through security that I'd left my hookknife on my rig.... TSA scanned it and one agent said "Oh, is this a sport parachute?" me, "yes." A manager was called over for a re-scan, and he said "yup, just like the last one, it's okay." WTF, how the hell did they not notice the hookknife??? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  4. Impressive : ) I can tie two stems together in a square knot. REALLY? Or are you just playing show-off~!? g Really. With your tongue???? WOW, you have impressive tongue action!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  5. Impressive : ) I can tie two stems together in a square knot. REALLY? Or are you just playing show-off~!? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  6. Whatever~ g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  7. Anyone else having Breakfast Club flashbacks... "I can duct tape someones ass cheeks together".... "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  8. guppie01

    Why...

    Why do birds, suddenly appear.... sorry that's all I got g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  9. Now that's strange.... Gia, dear....you're a female skydiver. That means you can too! Blues, Dave why I'm shocked you went there, I don't know.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  10. Now that's strange.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  11. Yup, it's about the only odd thing I can do.... Other than the curl tongue thing (supposedly a genetic trait ).... Oh yeah, and I can do an amazing duck call - growing up a country girl. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  12. You're required to be at least an AFF JM to go out with an object like that... At least from what I've heard... Well POO! If true, I'm definitely up for the drive just to experience it! Figure out the cost's and let us know how to make it happen Grue! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  13. OMG classic insults are funny Thou art a dirty mutant brown noser who eats the earwax of the cunt licking dumbass and the moldy sock devouring bucket of sludge. You will die alone since you are a whimpering mutilated ass who slobbers on the racist weasel and the cunt licking nutcase. Chances are your best friend is a unsavory whimpering snob who denounces texas' governor, who is the demented cum dumpster and the imprudent peach cobbler. You sniff your armpits for fun, you cat litter munching ragged cannibal who pukes on the shriveled nipple sniffer and the cum guzzling creature. Go jump off a bridge, you greasy cunt licking bird brain who sucks on the slime spewing lunatic and the revolting yeast infection. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  14. HA!!! You suffer from symbolic anal sensations . You suffer from libidinous masturbatory guilt . You suffer from incestuous heterosexual fantasies . You suffer from defensive heterosexual guilt . You suffer from latent infantile identification g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  15. guppie01

    BITE ME!

    You're too good to us Andrea!
  16. You did come up in conversation - so it was sort of like you were there! xoxo g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  17. I have Fonzie in my head, but don't quite know how to type it.. ehhhhhhhhhhhhh g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  18. Cool! I'm all giddy and tingly!
  19. ditto! g But nothing happpened at Lost Prairie. Tell you what . . . I can make some stuff up and post pictures when I get to my laptop. You can email the red nighty pic's!!! xoxo g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  20. ditto! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  21. All of the pictures are adorable!!!!
  22. You're a big ox, silly! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  23. Most people perceive me as an obnoxious bitch! Yes, that is one side of me.... especially if they want to perceive me that way. The real me is much different. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  24. Is he peeing behind the tree???? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?