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Happy Birthday Acme!!!!

I took this years ago with work.... It came out the same with the short version. INFP g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

HA! Random Skydiving encounters.... I was in the doctor office perusing a Readers Digest mag (from a few years ago), and came across the attached. (shame on me for tearing out the page, but I couldn't resist) Last night at my boater safety training registration, there was a pamphlet on why to wear safety vests and the first 3 lines of the pamphlet read "Skydivers Wear Their Parachutes." Our sport is pretty darn cool!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Last Friday night... discussing wedding plans~! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

wooooohooooooooooooooo! Have fun, be safe Grue!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Awww fuckoff fluffmeister!!! I did g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Matt that is awesome! Congrats and best wishes for a wonderful life together! xoxoxo g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Those are some awesome shots! I live in East Ventura and each morning my car is covered in ash... Such a shame, and those poor firefighters are working their pootooties off! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

I think I did, but for some reason my memory is sorta blurry... Man, co-piloting a lancaster bomber really takes a lot outta ya. Yup, you are BTR #2 g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

OMG, picture number 3 is from the beginning of the night and we look more hammered than the end of the night. edited to add: Beth looks so cute with her ass! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you? "Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter". Brian was stunned. "You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away." St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn?t so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen. How are you enjoying your first day here? "It's not so bad, "replied Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before." "Never," replied Brian. "Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him...ever!!! The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting, Brian! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting in the bed." g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Not bad Walt!!!

I had a blast meeting you!!! No more donkey's - at least not wild ones.... ciao, g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Your loss, really g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

ME!!!

hmmmm free skydiving n sin g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Right now it'd smell like bonfire! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Be safe out there! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

You are welcome anytime!!! I can't wait for the weekend trips to the islands!!!! It was awesome seeing ya, and I love the lil lady - she is pretty darned cool! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Laura, it was great seeing you!!!! I hope you had a good Birthday weekend and a safe trip home! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Happy Birthday Girl! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

- No.. This is something I really need to work on. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Lately I'm addicted to Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Nice shots Krisanne!!! Oh no fun at all! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?

Awwwww, you happy boy!!!