guppie01

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  1. Right now I really need a frontal labotomy so I don't go postal on my customer. What I want is beach vacation with my cabana boy and umbrella drink. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  2. No thank you.... ICK!!!!! If he's willing to bust out a $100.00 for you to clean it, why doesn't he just go buy a new one and have it installed..... toilets aren't that expensive. http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/diy_main/pg_diy.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@1359534642.1177533759@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccchaddkkhlmjidcgelceffdfgidgnk.0&CNTTYPE=PROD_META&CNTKEY=misc/searchResults.jsp&MID=9876&N=2984+8992&pos=n08 g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  3. I'd kick ya in the shins..... just cuz..... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  4. oooh....I'm looking for some love, I'm looking for some FUN! Wanna go to a club where they wee on you? I seem to have lost the funk..... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  5. Turtle wants to know the "saggy" factor.... how much gravity are we introducing into this equation??? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  6. Could share them around huh lol Could . . . But I'd have to ask the leprechauns . . it's the rules. But Beth is the only one who can talk to the leprechauns.... g Nuh Unh! uh huh.... I'm tellin.... g FINE tell - but see if you get any more blueberry waffles then. That there is.... well..... it's just plain mean.... I want my mummy.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  7. I have him as a friend. Soooooooooooooooo.... He has over six thousand friends.... and you're not on his top friend list.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  8. Could share them around huh lol Could . . . But I'd have to ask the leprechauns . . it's the rules. But Beth is the only one who can talk to the leprechauns.... g Nuh Unh! uh huh.... I'm tellin.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  9. Could share them around huh lol Could . . . But I'd have to ask the leprechauns . . it's the rules. But Beth is the only one who can talk to the leprechauns.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  10. I'm usually much more calm and patient when dealing with people. This phone call actually affected me physically - I'm sure my blood pressure was through the roof! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  11. That I just hung up on a Lufthansa customer service rep???? Lady would not shut her pie whole and let me direct her to the proper people... so I told her that I could help her, or hang up on her.... she obviously got the latter of the two. I seriously think I need a vacation.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  12. Yes, that is where I was first introduced to it.... on Vanna's page. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  13. Didya notice how freakishly skinny Old Gregs leggs are???? and.... Damn that scaley lil man fish looks hot in a wedding dress!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  14. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but on closer inspection, I realized it was a funky bag of tits from outer space. Blues, Dave We'd be the family funk!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  15. I think they ate some funny leprechauns I believe I was even caught impersonating one.... I can't remember anything, so I can't say for certain.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  16. I know what your problem is.... You're too stiff.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  17. Look again, all the frayed edges point outward. Well, whatever it was probably isn't still in there and the phorensics dictate that the fibers were extended outward when it was withdrawn. Oh really? Well guess what, I'm the one going skydiving tomorrow while you're at home feeling like shit and being sorry for yourself. CYA! LMAO!!!! Get `em Billy!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  18. Tutti Fruity? Gotta get that funk! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  19. Have you lost the funk??? g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  20. guppie01

    So who...

    "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  21. Maybe because all the possible characters are male. Interesting that 27% of respondants are "Chef" And I'm the only asshole in the lot!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?
  22. Refer to the above post in regards to my ass!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay?