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DAMN YOU FUCKERS AND YOUR FREEDOM!! do me a favor while your out there and some one do a flag dive for me or just a dive and send me the picture, i wish i could be there with you guys HAVE FUN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fly it like you stole it

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i think we should all watch some sex and the city Fly it like you stole it

Whne i was here in iraq last time i treated a SFC who recieved extensive trauma to his brain during an IED attack, he is now incapable of caring entirely for himself without a great deal of help, as he also had and amputation of one of his arms and on the other hand he had 3 fingers missing, well anyways when his wife got his personal effects while he was still in recovery she found some letters to another woman and found that he had been cheating on her either with someone in theater or out i do not know but the point is she divorced him and his mother and sister are now his caretakers, and thats where those vows really hit nome with me, they are not said for aesthetic pleasure, they really mean something to me, and i cant be more stern when i say that .when i said better or worse richer or poorer sickness and health. if i am disabled i need someone other than the state to take care of me Fly it like you stole it

now granted my wife and I have only been married for 4 years, and known each other for 10, but even before we were married we made a promise to each other that no matter what happened we would make our marriage work, you might say to yourself well thats only as good as the words that come out of your mouth, but its something that we both take seriously, I'm not saying that we havent had our rough patches but everytime i wanted to do something stupid I think about how much the woman i married is worth to me, when i think about it I can't imagine being with anyone else, perhaps if the institution of marriage was just that, an institution... like say... the military? marriages would last alot longer, society has taken marriage and turned it into a farse, in other cultures if you are disloyal to your mate there are consequenses and reprocussions, and thats how it should be, i don't see how it came about that people could get out of binding contracts so easily these days, if i were a judge i'd prolly be the worst one to get in divorse court, you made your bed and you should sleep in it, and especially if you have kids for a person to something so childish as to shrug off your responsibilities Fly it like you stole it

you watch too much sex and the city Fly it like you stole it

Quit Thread jacking ya sum bytches!!! the issue at hand is my skydivin money in the wif's hands!!! oh and now my sister husband lost his job and i can't say no to her helping them out with the rent!! 500 more bones out the door! I want my money to stop going out the door with out me, WAIT FOR ME MONEY I'M JUMPING TOO!!! WaAaAaAa Fly it like you stole it

not to be a dick but i didnt miss any of them on any of the tests... you wouldnt thinks thats possible the way i butcher words with my sloppy typing, and even stranger i've been up for like 30 hours... sorry Fly it like you stole it

now mind you i'm getting alot of things with this money, for example the new car she has so graciously agreed to take the saturn (2000 SL2 go ahead and laugh but its a good car) and when i say pimp out the saturn what i mean is body work and a paint job, i got it for 2 G's in a silent auction off a junk lot with some body damage and less than 50,000 miles on it and it still had the new saturn smell so gimme a break, yeah i'm gonna spend some money on it to make it look new again, and come on now... yeah its gonna depreciate, but a new car is a nice thing to have if only once in your life, like a new dive rig with all the bells and whistles right? and my monetary situation has nothing to do with how much snootch i get, come on now, that only true if your a f'in hooker... geez Fly it like you stole it

STUPID MONEY!!!! Fly it like you stole it

youre right i just took a looka t the SIM and the first requirement is to have an A license, hmmph and here i was under the impression you could go to 50 and test out, check dive and you were good, but hell i dont know much anyway, need to read the sim more thoroughly Fly it like you stole it

How do i convince the wif to let me spend money that i saved up on skydiving, I have somewhere around 23-24,000 bones in the bank, 10,000 is for a downpayment on a honda civic hybrid, 5000 is to furnish the house, and 2500 is to pimp out my saturn, after that i have a shit load of money still left over and she still thinks i should just keep it, so when i get back i want to do aff, ***gonna skip A license go right to B***, and at the same time get a PIA license and then buy a rig, but she still aint hearin it, i dont have any kids and no finacial obligations, what ever is a man to do? btw for those of you who don't know i'm deployed and can't spend a frickin dime of it until i get back to germany!!! thats fine though i just keep stackin money into it, about 1000 a month woo hoooo! *** statement is false edited to state so*** Fly it like you stole it

so when are we gonna get to meet this charming young woman you speak of? i'll bring the beer you bring the girl Fly it like you stole it

damn you beat me to it ya bastard Fly it like you stole it

put some tabasco on it, or you can try this www.semenex.com/home.html If you and your partner plan on having him ejaculate in your mouth, you might wonder how he's going to taste. On average, men's ejaculate has the pH and consistency of an egg white, though this will be different from man to man, and the amount he ejaculates will also vary from time to time. Some men have thicker or thinner come than others, stronger or milder tasting or smelling come than others, and some will shoot a lot while others very little. There are many variables as to why, and some of the factors are diet, frequency of ejaculation, health and physiology. The taste of come can be neutral, slightly sweet or lightly tart, or stronger, salty, musky. Things that can make the flavor of semen strong or pungent are vitamins, asparagus, beets, coffee, cigarettes, a diet high in red meats or garlic. Strong foods like these can influence his ejaculate in much the same way as they do urine. To keep it smelling and tasting neutral, he can avoid these foods at least 24 hours before oral sex, and drink plenty of water. Carnivorous men tend to have stronger tasting semen than those who stick to vegetarian diets, though whether this is unpleasant or not to the person doing the tasting is up for debate. Fly it like you stole it

where i am the fireworks the neighboors use kill you due to the large schrapnel chunks that tear through your vehicle, I remember when i came home from iraq last time to germany, i was back for about 5 days and there was a fireworks show planned that I kinda knew about but didn't pay attention to when it was going to be, and when they started settin em off i flipped out and fell to the ground and wondered where my kevlar was, then a few days later the german military was firing thier artillery about 500m away from us... BASTARD ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!! Fly it like you stole it

got the dvd today... most certainly entertaining, you are a character for sure, i was laughing my ass off when you were talking to that oriental looking tandem student and when you put the vid of that kid punkin out that was funny too, can't wait to get the finished product, thanks man youre on point for the nation Fly it like you stole it

sorry about that i put it up Fly it like you stole it

yeah i thought that was kinda odd when i saw this ebay page http://cgi.ebay.com/PRESIDENT-GEORGE-BUSH-SKYDIVING-AUTOGRAPHED_W0QQitemZ280002966658QQihZ018QQcategoryZ33790QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Fly it like you stole it

Edit by Remster: I dont care how famous a place is, or known it is, dont name BASE sites. Fly it like you stole it

dammit you fuckers are gonna get me in trouble over here, i can't be lookin at porn in public around here at a public internet cafe in iraq!!! its messed up that the DOD has outlawed porn and beer but here i am browsing around the forum and i click a ic up pops some boobies, was expecting to see boobies wraped up in dive gear, F ERS!!! Fly it like you stole it

tell em to come here and talk to me, i fly ferequently to baghdad and kuwait respectively, nevermind i'd get in trouble if they put me on the news Fly it like you stole it

what was she thinking? How would she ever get that mustard and blood stain out of her favorite canvas overalls in time for the prom? Fly it like you stole it

this should do you good http://www.avalorefreefly.com/resources/articles/headupfallrate.pdf Fly it like you stole it

Bob Burnquist Jumps the Grand Canyon by Press Release on Friday, March 24, 2006 Hell Hole Bend, Arizona – March 24, 2006 – Bob Burnquist fulfilled his life long dream yesterday by dropping in off of a custom made 40’ mega-ramp and onto a 40’ rail that extended over the Grand Canyon where upon reaching the end of the rail; Bob then Skydived/BASE jumped 1,600 feet into the Grand Canyon. In a stunt that will likely never be duplicated, Bob Burnquist entered the history books yesterday by becoming the first person to ever skateboard down a 40’ mega-ramp and onto a 40’ rail and then safely BASE jump off the rail 1,600 feet down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. To call the stunt unique is an understatement; this was the ultimate skateboarding stunt ever performed and will secure Bob’s place among the sport’s all-time elite. The stunt was performed for the Discovery Channel’s show Stunt Junkies, hosted by world renown BASE jumper Jeb Corliss, who admitted after Bob was safely back atop the Canyon, that this was the show’s finest stunt yet performed and has set the bar extremely high for all future stunts. “The truly unique thing about this stunt is that Bob is probably the only person in the world who could do this” said Jeb afterwards, adding that “I’m a great BASE jumper but there is no way I could have done this stunt!” Bob is one of the world’s best mega-ramp riders and an avid skydiver, who just recently learned to BASE jump. The stunt required enormous skill, requiring a mastery of two completely different disciplines. Adding even more danger to the stunt was that fact that there was very little margin for error when launching off the ramp and transitioning onto the rail because the slightest mishap on the rail could have spelled disaster for Bob as falling on the rail would have precluded him from making it far enough away from the side of the cliff for him to safely open his parachute. “This has been a dream of mine for a long time and to finally be able to do it and successfully is just magical; I’m just speechless” exclaimed Bob subsequently adding: “Everything came together today from the weather to all the people supporting me and to not let them down feels real good!” Bob had a team of supporters out there from friends and family to his sponsors and everyone was pulling for him to nail the trick. After a couple of practice runs to get familiar with the ramp and rail and a few slight modifications to the ramp, Bob landed the trick on his fourth try. The cheering and applause could be heard echoing throughout the canyon making the whole scene surreal. “I’m just so fortunate for the opportunity to do this, this definitely ranks among the coolest things I’ve ever done” said Bob after the celebration died down. Look for the stunt to be aired on Stunt Junkies sometime in June and for photos of the stunt on Discovery’s website. Fly it like you stole it