bloody_trauma

man im 8 hours ahead of all of you in the states gimme a break Fly it like you stole it

where the hell is everybody Fly it like you stole it

i dont remember where i read it, possible in skydiving magazine, but i saw a picture of an iranian soldier preparing to make a BASE jump as part of thier military training Fly it like you stole it

well youve got that, and in states like texas and cali you get a tax break for PZEV's and you get to use the special lanes like she was saying for free. Fly it like you stole it

anyone else dunk out the door? Fly it like you stole it

it also a well known fact that breast implants expode with much ado when thrown off very high cliffs Fly it like you stole it

and yu know what pisses me off the most about it is that, even though i know i more than likely wont be able to jump this coming weekend due to german weather, this guy want to sring me along and get me to do ground school for 12 hours fro 2 days. what ever, i hope if your a DZ owner you never employ tactics to bring somene in knowing they cant even jump. fricken douchebag, you know who youare and if you are on dz.com you should be ashamed of yourself. douchebag or should i say deustchebag. Fly it like you stole it

those glasses on yer face dont appear to be very efficent Fly it like you stole it

I never saw one in the 2 years i was in iraq, of course if i had they probably would have blown up promptly after landing, that or shot another iraqi Fly it like you stole it

roflmao thats damn funni, funnieer than getting hit by a hummer Fly it like you stole it

well what do you all think of them? Fly it like you stole it

heh... cant spell lost without the LT Fly it like you stole it

get him his own rig! hes ready, hes got it all down now and hes ready Fly it like you stole it

leaves over, have to go back to work, stupid army makin me work. Fly it like you stole it

were there any kangaroos in your dream? Fly it like you stole it

yeah i think im just going to wait till it gets warmer here to jump and make a few before i get to the states... YOU HEAR THAT AFFI... IM COMING!!!! Fly it like you stole it

im going to attach wings and a couple props to it and get rated to fly a honda you can all jump green in my spacious new civic hybrid plane hybrid. just remember to shut the door on your way ou, what the hell you think this is an AN-2 Fly it like you stole it

all i wanna say is "Blame Canada, Blame Canada, with thier beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies" Fly it like you stole it

hot damn, had a shitty day but it just made a turn for the better, i was shopping online for a 2006 honda civic hybrid (spare me the why are you buying one of those questions its what i want) so any ways i come across one that has 30k miles on it and is advertised at 19,950. when i call the dealership i find out its a typo and they have to honor the web price, the original was in the neighborhood of 23,500. WooT! WooT! i save 3550 bones! now i have to run around and get a pwer of attorney and fax this and fax that and on and on the running around to get this thing is unbelievable! but im going to get that sucker! HOORAY FOR TYPOS! Fly it like you stole it

see my GRRRRRRRR post in the bonfire im super pissed http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2599676;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed; Fly it like you stole it

ok so for the past few days ive been corresponding with this german dude at a DZ thats 200/km away from where i live. i ask him if i can start training today on friday and he says yeah sure come on down well sart right away i get there and he tells me that because he has no insructor or pilot that i cant even do the ground training let alone jump. nt that i could have jumped anyways cuz the cloud were at like 300m he wasted my time and gas so he could tell me that i couldnt skydive, and hand me two peices of paper that i needed to take to my doctor to sign saying im healthy, instead of just faxing the papers and telling that his pilot and instructor were socked in, in berlin. grrrrr so he tells me we can start ground school this coming weekend and i might be able to jump... WTF? oh and that ground school is 2 days long starting at 10AM and ending at around 1600. i dont know if thats normal for AFF1 but i seemed crazy to me but ive been wrong before. Im not going back to that drop zone if they are going to jerk me off without a happy ending oh and then on thier website i was looking at it says the price for all sevel AFF levels plus 19 jumps is 1500 euros. i asked him if that was with or without VAT tax and he tells me that its with the tax included and i could get a VAT form and have the !(% tax taken off. i get there and he tells me that the price 1600 euros and that was with the VAT taken out, i tell him i just want to do the 7 levels and he gives it to me for 1100 with VAT removed. forget that shit, so i drove 5 hours for nothing. hows your weekend kicking off? Fly it like you stole it

meh. Fly it like you stole it

shhhyt aint goin broke any time soon son Fly it like you stole it

think im gonna put my nose in the parachute and its pilot Fly it like you stole it

any advice? Fly it like you stole it