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Everything posted by bloody_trauma
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Top 14 things NOT to say to cop that pulls you over
bloody_trauma replied to GravityJunky's topic in The Bonfire
i've always wanted to do this, when tapped on the window... reach out and tap him on the forehead to see if hes real Fly it like you stole it -
thats actually what we were going to do but then we realized that we neede our cell phones and ipods and uhhh internet so i can talk shit to you guys Fly it like you stole it
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wanna cock my PC? Fly it like you stole it
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so i make into ft gordon after driving for near 48 hours from texas, and i make to the student detachment to get my leave form stamped, and the tell me that my orders are jacked up and that im not even supposed to have gotten the orders that i had. but at least i showed up where i was told to, any way, the 1SG that works there is being awesome, and they are ammending my orders to where we can stay here in augusta, but i cant get TLA for a hotel room or sign for housing until i get corrected orders. so i tried to go to army lodging here and the fuckers wouldnt lodge my dogs or give me a statement of unavailablility. so now i'm homeless in the army living in a hotel that coming out of my pocket until i can get DA to get off thier fuckin asses and print me out some correct orders Fly it like you stole it
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fuck you starin at? Fly it like you stole it
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completed my first two levels of the STP at spaceland, first level slipped in a muddy field on landing and landed on my ass, stood up the second got down a few times with the old lady and actually have beer owed to me? hmmm curious Fly it like you stole it
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and this children is what it feels like to enter the mangina Fly it like you stole it
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suddenly he realized that no matter how many smoke canisters he used and in what direction he traveled... that he could not travel back in time Fly it like you stole it
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max opened the door to the horror that was his blind date... the children will be quite interesting. Fly it like you stole it
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had a great day today... well kinda, got winded in for most of the day today, and then it cleared up, finally get to altitude and we realize... i dont have a radio!!! had a good laugh about it and rode the craft down, then made the sunset load, left the DZ with beer owed to me!!! HA, thanks spaceland you guys rock Fly it like you stole it
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ok got a more captionable picture now Fly it like you stole it
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better hope she doesnt grow a branch in the wrong place Fly it like you stole it
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nice... i can see how that'd get you pumped in a "thank god im clinging to it rather than laying at the bottom of it" kinda way Fly it like you stole it
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no, no, the question is the hell is your problem? why you gotta be so confrontational... i think we need some space, we need to see other people for a while, you're cramping my steeze Fly it like you stole it
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Things that sound dirty at the DZ, but aren't...
bloody_trauma replied to mattyblast's topic in The Bonfire
"whos up for some head down?" Fly it like you stole it -
your horrble yet eco friendly at the same time Fly it like you stole it
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ive got a 2000 saturn sl2 that the mileage has frozen up on, and it stays at like 70500 something, no telling how much ive put on it since it stopped tracking Fly it like you stole it
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"ever heard the one about the old man that got arrested for flashing a minor?" whoever quotes me should lay off the acronym thing, its been done too many times so give us something original for once Fly it like you stole it
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quit yer bitchin, did you mope around before you met skydiving? i assume not, youve just created a mental syndrome for yourself, in other words its an excuse to feel bad for yourself, get over it, its your life deal with it, your bitchin because you cat skydive because you need to pay your bills, how ass backwards is that? pay our damn bills and jump when you can theres other things that bring humans joy other than diving. BLOODY_T Fly it like you stole it
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i happen to love my honda civic hybrid, im in houston right now and it makes me feel good to own it, its runs in conjuncion with an electric motor and shuts off the gasoline engine after stopping from an 8 MPH speed, im getting somewhere around 30-40 and at times although not constantly 50+ MPG, kinda sucked for me today though cuz they got the plastic covering that goes under the chassis, and a drove over some clumps of mud that came off a truck that the city was using to repair I-10 and it tore a hole in the plastic underbelly lining, so now i have to get 3 damage estimates and send the pictures i took into the mayors office and somewhere else to file a claim against the city, whatever, but my hinda is f in great, runs super quite so much so that i cant even hear it turn on when im in the car. i like it Fly it like you stole it
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:2:0 just two tandems to get me started with dj marvin, gonna be gettin on down here real soon though, FINALLY!!! Fly it like you stole it
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i dunno he wasnt at spaceland yesterday but they said he was ok Fly it like you stole it
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well i dunno much about it but apprently this morning he got himself into some sort of vehicular accident... mr poole life just isnt treating you well is it? BTW went to spaceland today and did a couple of jumps with DJ, thanks man, god it feels god to jump again
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Im an EMT soon to be LPN Fly it like you stole it
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PooP Fly it like you stole it