yim666

...to the United States. He first visited New York City and became infuriated at the World Trade Center, not because he viewed it as a symbol of Capitalism, but because he viewed it as a giant phallic symbol, reminding him of his horribly inadequate penis, now missing as a result of the Iraqi land mine. He sought out other towel heads in the United States who shared his vision of destroying the constant reminder of the huge penises sported by all American males that the World Trade Center presented. Following his Palestinian brethren, his first attack on the WTC consisted of a late night rock throwing session, trying to smash the buildings' windows. However, these efforts were frustrated because the rocks simply bounced off the plexiglass. His next attempt consisted of...

The fact that the operation had been botched didn't seem to really bother Bin. He rather enjoyed being a trend setter in his group. however, he was rather perturbed when he found out that the penis donor was an american woman named hillary. it seems that hillary, in a fit of rage at her husband's infidelity, had chopped off her husband's penis with some rusty bolt cutters. the jagged cut made by hillary apparantly made the attachment to bin's forehead very difficult, and the skin around the penis wouldn't heal. plus the penis was infected with several sexually transmitted diseases, and the penis was dripping large amounts of green discharge onto bin's turban. This made bin furious! so he...

ok - let's see how wierd the story can get. just pick up where I leave off... to play the game, your reply must be a continuation of the last contribution. "I met Bin at the 3rd annual World Wide Terrorism convention in Pakistan. He was working a booth for a C-4 manufacturer. He seemed a bit down on his luck. When I asked him 'why the long face' he said that he was having a little trouble with the ladies. It seems that some veil wearing hottie had stolen his heart. Apparantly, Bin had lost his penis stepping on an Iraqi land mine in Kuwait. I told him about a doctor in the United States that performed penis transplants. Having had the operation myself, I gave Bin the doctor's name and number. He was overjoyed! Perhaps such an operation would make his love notice him again! Several months later, Bin called me in an outrage, spewing all sorts of Arabic profanity and vowing to destroy the U.S. and to infect me with Anthrax! I tried to calm him down, but there was no reasoning with him. It seems that the operation had gone terribly wrong..."

if he gets one, i hope his openings are more on heading than mine are under my saber... it would suck to yump out of the building and smash thru the window of a lower floor.

appreciate the advice, but if you ever saw me fly you would realize that personal safety is fairly low on my skydiver's checklist! hehe! the only thing that worries me is if i femur (or worse) i won't be able to yump for awhile!

say what you want about Marana, but we had a terrific time! Sure, Marana's not as nice as Eloy, but their king air rocks. you wanna see a "rickety" dz, come to my home dz, Westex Skysports! I had 13 jumps for $99, which comes out to $7.62 a jump. hard to beat that. and i could've easily made more (my buddy got 19, another 16) if i could pack faster or if i hadn't biffed a road construction sign with my face on my last jump!

i used to be shy around women, but that has definitely dissipated over the years (now 36). i think i finally got over it when i realized that, hey, i'm not attracted to every woman, so every woman doesn't have to be attracted to me. i'm going bald, and i realize that some women absolutely will not go out with balding men, but there are also women who find bald guys sexy. and some women just don't care one way or another. trust me, if she's smiling at you, she's interested. even if she has a guy, there's something about you which attracts her. GO FOR IT! if nothing else, you'll wind up with a good buddy, and we can all use one of those. also, girl "friends" are a great source of meeting other women! cute chicks usually run with cute chicks, so even if it doesn't work out between you you'll probably get some action out of it. good luck, yim "i sit, therefore, i am"

hotload has a great "piercing" story... let's just say it involves shirt-less skydiving, a nipple ring, a sabre induced neck breaker opening, and a chest strap. his dz.com handle SHOULD be triplenipple. love, yim "i sit, therefore, i am". p.s. i dunno if i like being identified as the "dangling, braided hemorroid dude". however, a hemorroid piercing might be fun... i wonder if the itching would worsen...

woohoo! leaving my 2 cessna dz in a trail of dust on my way to a magical place with altitude and desert scenery! a large group of westex skysports' regulars are going to Marana for their $99 weekend. fun to be had by all! join us if you can!

my post was just looking sad and lonely at the bottom of the page, so i had to move it back to the top...

it's rocky who is a danger to himself, but jose is a danger to us all! he falls like a ton of bricks and flails all over the sky. only the freeflyers at our dz are crazy enough to jump with him, mainly because we know that if he's about to hit us we can easily escape. he's great fun though! nothing presents a greater challenge than trying to dock on a flailing belly flyer in a sit!

it wouldn't be so funny if it were YOU who drew back bloody toilet paper every time you wipe your hiney! maybe i should try some Metamucil...

with jose hitting the peas, maybe there's hope for rocky! this guy has made 27 jumps, only 3 without a static line, and all 3 have resulted in reserve rides! the 1st one, he didn't pull at all, and the aad fired (thank god!). on the other 2, he cut away good mains. the worst part of it is, our student rig reserves are ROUND. and each time he's tried to flare it on landing! this weekend he broke his leg, so maybe he's done. i would hate to see anyone quit, but this guy is going to kill himself!

i can sit on a toilet and touch the water with my hemerroids which dangle from my rectum. oh, yeah, i can also braid them when all three of them are equally inflamed. and on a good day, i can vary the pitch of my farts by shifting my roids back and forth...

oh yeah... i meant to add that its easy for some to confuse being a general dumbfuck who's still drunk from the night before and whose judgment is so impaired that he does a 180 hook at 60 feet with being an extreme canopy pilot...

uh..... the reason that the rw suit i have is NEW is because it never gets worn. how many people you know who will let someone with 20 jumps jump his suit all day? could it be because i never plan to wear it again? and i hook it every time i land i just do it above 100 feet. you have to hook that boat of mine to get any forward drive. and don't be representing that you fly some tablecloth canopy - what, you jump a 170 and weigh 150? at least i'm 1:1 under mine. your just mad cuz i tell everyone you go poopoo in your panties.

fingers AND toes crossed! with all these hrw purists going i'm gonna need someone to yump with...

what's up my brother? you may want to check out the "can you do anything special?" post and defend yourself

true, track dives are cool but what attracts me to the other is getting to strut our stuff for the bellies and vice versa. how cool would it be to have a 5 way turning points with sit flyers orbiting around their formation? i mean, to me, the primary goal of group skydiving is to entertain your fellow skydiver, and i can't think of anything more entertaining than watching points being made from a sit and maybe toe docking for some of the points.

i can hook it in, bounce on my ass, and avoid shitting my drawers! hey hotload, can you claim the same?

dare i hope? actually, we are doing a little bit of that now... we occasionally throw out a belly flyer and dive out after him and try to dock on him in a sit. he's this short, pear shaped hispanic guy who falls like a sack of bricks. we call the game "dock on the mexican". he loves it, cuz he takes it as a personal challenge to make sure we don't catch him (plus the experienced hrw folks don't want to jump with him cuz he falls too fast). and sometimes we'll talk some belly flyers into throwing out a 4way round with us and take turns taking chest straps and standing underneath them. i can't wait until the day that we throw out a two plane big way and have the freeflyers be the swoop group. how cool would that be to swoop the base from a sit and dock on them? when the bellies see that we're improving in our discipline and that they won't catch on fire jumping with the freaks, we'll be doing hybrids.

dunno about the rest of you, but i had a kick ass weekend of skydiving! FINALLY, we were able to get up several freefly loads at our rw dominated dz. even took a belly flyer in a head-down flower. he absolutely loved it! woohoo! although i spewed some hate at you belly boys and girls who were giving me a hard time about slamming hrw folks, i did take some of your advice to heart. instead of poking fun at the vertically challenged, i asked them about their dives, how many points they made, etc. was even able to get several of them to do a freefly load! one of them did make a comment which exemplifies my complaints expressed earlier about being a vertical flyer at a horizontal dz. on sunday, the freaks showed up early to get on the first load. some belly boys showed up right behind us and were irritated that they were going to have to wait for "those goddamn freeflyers" to get on a load. one of them said "i'm just waiting for the freeflyers to get through with their bullshit so that i can do some REAL work!" where's the love? why do they think that we're not working on our chosen discipline just as hard as they are? i often get "i don't want to do a freefly load cuz you're not really learning anything..." it's funny how quickly that myth is dispelled when i finally get them to try to sit fly! my fellow freaks and i are always working on maintaining proximity, just like the hrw folks. and i think it's just as or more challenging than hrw. i also always get "well, you should learn how to do both to be a well rounded skydiver." funny thing is, these comments come from the belly only crowd! oh well, life is funny like that! yim "i sit, therefore, i am"

is this website painfully slow for the rest of you? a friend of mine said it's not near as slow at his house as at my office and i'm on a dsl line and he's on a phone hook up! is it my browser? i run netscape - is internet explorer or another browser faster?

it's nice to see skybytch exhibiting some semblance of a sense of humor... although it's sad that she thinks poking fun at a little down syndrome child is funny. "canopy nazi" is a good handle for her... like her, the nazis considered handicapped and retarded people to be subhumans worthy of only extermination. tsk, tsk

i didn't say i suck a vrw, i said i suck at HRW. can you say "reading disability"? i think vrw is actually much harder than tracking, falling relative and turning points. whoop-de-freakin'-doo. i suck at hrw because i don't practice it. my GOALS are to be a kick ass freeflyer, then, once i achieve that, MAYBE (hint - stress on maybe) i'll work on hrw. if you're content with hrw, be my guest. as far as i'm concerned, belly is only for deployment...