azdav

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  1. Welcome and embrace your new addiction You'll forget why you're scared the next time your in the wind. Be prepared to kiss your money goodbye!!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  2. Sometimes I watch CNN, so I suppose the answer would be yes Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  3. Try Yoga, will help you be more flexible so you can get in there and take care of that bad monkey Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  4. QuoteIf I hear one more person sing that song I am going to cut my own head off with a rusty spork. Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I? Spork away!!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  5. Perv???? I see nothing wrong with a pillow fight followed by a good spanking Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  6. azdav

    Pavement Art

    Isn't that Julian Beever's work. Does some great stuff. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  7. Quote Nobody would be stupid enough to marry me Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  8. Quote mine are up for the itty bitty titty award and not worth seeing right? ??? If there up for the award then they must definitely be worth seeing Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  9. Yeah, yeah.....bet you're glad to get out of that hell hole. It's alway good to get back to some mind numbing mundane occupation that will slowly and most assuredly suck the life out of you.
  10. Have an azdave and smile Tonight, let it be David Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  11. Shari & Lisa.......Just beautiful, you've made my morning ladies. I will not be able to walk away from my desk for a few minutes now Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  12. Quote The movie theatre in (I think) Casa Grande is free to skydivers. It still is It's an older theatre but I like the price Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  13. Quote do you think I need to wear UnderArmour? Definately, this Sunday was 18-25 degrees @ 13.5K. I'd suggest booking your tunnel time before 6pm even though the waiting room is heated so it's not too bad. Hope it warms up for your visit and I'd like to have some warmer airtime myself this weekend. There's Grande Valley Golf course just a few miles from the DZ, you'll get to see it from the air. The Duke golf course is in Maricopa, not too far and fairly inexpensive. A few miles away in Arizona City there is another course about $35-40 a round. Picacho Peak is only a half hour away and a pretty challenging hike. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  14. Quote take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection. EEEEWWWWW!!!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  15. azdav

    VACATION!!!!

    Enjoy yourself! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  16. Quote Hey, don't you write Haiku with the same technique? Caught me, I'm just a one trick ponyBut loves it when the girls ride me bareback Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  17. Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! You had to know that was comin! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  18. Quote "Endeavour to Persevere" Chief Dan - Outlaw Josie Wales Clint is cool Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  19. azdav

    Fri-day fun-nay

    "Grapes of Wrath" may be appropriate Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  20. azdav

    Friday Haiku

    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SKYDIVE TOMORROW Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  21. Fifty eggs!!! Nobody can eat fifty eggs Luke! I don't care if it rains or freezes 'Long as I got my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through my trials and tribulations And my travels through the nations With my plastic Jesus I'll go far Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  22. azdav

    Riddle

    Quote -Give me food and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I? FIRE............damnit, beat me Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  23. azdav

    Riddle

    Quote 2)What goes around the world but stays in the corner? A comet that stays in it's corner of the galaxy Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  24. [reply was moved to Monday at 2pm. Probably an addendum coming out, call the G.C. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  25. Completed AFF Aug 13,2006 Is it the weekend yet? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.