azdav

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  1. Hey I know Sandy, she's "much better now" Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  2. There a guy down here(Jon) that never wears them but he wears a cowbell. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  3. Did Carl make it out O.K.? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  4. Why? Did Remi post a pic in a banana hammock? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  5. Too spooky for me, might give me nightmares and piddle my bed Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  6. What would be more appropriate? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  7. Doesn't sound safe...........DO IT! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  8. Any rookie or class A teams out there planning to come out to Eloy? Got some fun jumpers put together and we are hoping to have some company. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  9. Happy Day! Doin any SOS bigways to celebrate?
  10. Isn't that gonzo's sig line? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  11. Exactly!!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  12. mmmmmmm shaved beaver. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  13. Jessica Rabbit most definately Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  14. I'd imagine she'd be more like a "hot buttered rum", something to savor and drink slowly on a cold winters evening Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  15. Why? Is someone chasing you? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  16. Silly rabbit, of course the gals will win....... Don't you know that women are the only works of art? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  17. It would be funny if it wasn't true and you forgot the free breakfast Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  18. Will she be able to hold out for 4 days till they get there??? Poor thing Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  19. Is that a reflection of his taste in women? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  20. azdav

    My turn

    Here ya go............. Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off awe your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf dates or sex." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary rike your ass." Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  21. Damnit Dave!! Can't you do anything right? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  22. Dee Dee Dee Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  23. I think I'm confused....(scratches head, walks away) Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  24. Have a Happy one! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  25. azdav

    Coachella

    Not much of a sale.....that's 10 jumps and some good drinkin Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.