matt1215

Just by the sheer physics of giving birth, passing an infant through an orifice normally reserved for a penis, I imagine things are disturbed for a while. If sex is even possible directly afterwards, I'd think it'd be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.

Trying to think of a thread to rival 'Hitting the Cervix'

She does look pretty diabolical, I like my pussy nice and wet

Nice meeting you as well, that wingsuit looks like fun (tho I need a lot more jumps to try one). I'll definitely be back

Luckily Saturday's rain only meant lunchtime

:2:2 1 jump @ Space Center (Saturday) jump @ Sebastian (Sunday) jump from a Caravan Sebastian's a cool place , thought I'd check it out since it's about the same distance as Space Center. Met a lot of cool ppl today who I need to do some jumps with in the near future

Here's my Shadow.

Clearly an advantage of having opposable thumbs

Matt1215 = Matt + my b-day

You want her to stop clawing the carpet, but you bought something which has carpet on it for her to claw?? She's confused... *Doubt she’s confused. I don’t like her clawing the carpet, but she does it little enough that I don’t stop her. Her favorite place to claw is my nasty old sofa, which is ok for her to shred. Sometimes she’ll lay on her back and scratch the sofa while I scratch her belly. My big goal is to be able to replace that sofa and not have her shred the new one, or start shredding the carpet. Sisel rope - hopefully the kind you have - is a great thing for cats to claw on. I've got several cat trees with that on it, and they are always being scratched. I'm also thinking that rope-wrapped cardboard may not be stable enough for her to trust, so she may not want to put any weight on it, and won't use it for that. A rope-wrapped piece of wood is much sturdier, and she will likely be able to attack it rather heartily without fear that it will topple. *It’s sisal but you’re right, probably not sturdy enough. $10 @ walmart. However, my herd best likes the cardboard scratchers that are about $3 at Petsmart/Petco. They always use that, no matter how beat up it gets. Easy clean up too - just sweep away the shredded stuff. Give that a try - lay it over her favorite carpet spot, and let her claw that, instead. Once she's gotten used to it, move it out of the way to a different spot and she will likely follow it there to do her clawing. *I’d think sturdiness would be more of a problem with these. She sounds a bit young, too - how old? If she's still climbing screens, give her something which is hers to climb...a cat tree, several "stories" high. Cats like the visibility they get on top of those things, and also love the fact that no-one can approach them (read: no danger) without them knowing about it. *Neighbors say she’s about 3. She was a stray who made herself at home in several apartments, but got evicted a few times for being really vicious around other cats (but so friendly to people). She doesn’t seem to have any trouble taking on cats twice her size. Also, be aware that 3 out of 10 cats don't react to catnip. 5 of 10 don't react to the spray, but only the leaves. There's a gene which is present in those who like it, and that gene for whatever reason isn't always triggered by the spray. Also, catnip won't elicit a response from a cat even if they have the gene until they reach sexual maturity - about 9 months to one year (not at their first heat; lots of people think that's when they're sexually mature...). So if she's young enough, she's not even going to respond to the scent. So unless she is well over a year, I wouldn't expect her to react, and she may be of the 30% who doesn't have the gene. *She loves the leaves, didn’t know there was a spray. Good luck, and let me know how it turns out. *Will do, thanks!!

As a matter of fact, I do. Here kitty kitty!!

Yet another to the abundance of cat threads . I bought Shadow a scratching post a while back, a block of carpet-covered wood anchoring a rope-wound cardboard roll and rubbed with catnip. How do I get her to use it? She still likes digging her claws into my sofa (which is ok), and the carpet (not ok). She likes to climb up the screen of my screened in patio , but can't since I trimmed her claws.

I imagine youd get some weather phenomenon in your kitchen if you cranked up both your AC and oven to full blast. Maybe some clouds. Maybe even the Aurora Borealis .

Saw the Northern Lights last summer in Alaska. Incredible!!!

Shaving/trimming: Got into it a couple years ago at the request of my x-gf. Still smooth for no real reason, other than I can really only go a week before my nuts start to get real itchy. Waxing: OUCH!!!

i think women can give oral to other women bolas. That's SOOOO hot!!! Gotta love it when the ladies are into munching carpet .

Almost 3 months without for me. I want a cig so bad!!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? It's too damn early 2. What rhymes with the word "DUCK"? Stuck 3. Favorite planet? Vulcan 4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? My sister 5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Vibrate 6. What shirt are you wearing? Plain black t-shirt (that I wore under my uniform today) 7. Do you "label" yourself? ???? 8. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? Vans 9. What is the closest holiday to your birthday? Christmas 10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Don't know Carrie 12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? The one further from the door 13. What were you doing around midnight last night? Brushing my cat 14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? My boss saying this morning, "Take US1, there's a wreck on Wickham" 15. How do you like your eggs? Over medium 16. What's a word/words that you say a lot? Cool 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? My mom 18. Last furry thing you touched? My cat 19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Alcohol and caffiene 20. Do you love yourself? Every night 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 28 22. Your worst enemy? Self 23. What is your current desktop picture? The moon 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? "Thank you much!!" to the bank teller 25. Least favorite color? Lavender (x-gf's favorite, the color of everything she has, including her house) 26. The last song you listened to? 'When I'm Down' by Chris Cornell 27. Do you like someone? Yep 28. If the last person you spoke to was about to get shot at, what would you do? Try to warn him 29. If you could punch 1 person in the face right now, who would it be? That crazy SOB in N Korea 30. What is the closest object to your left foot? Coffee table Bobbi

I usually take a shower and/or fall asleep.

I bought a '97 Nissan 200SX w/ 11k in March '99, sold this March with 98k. I got my '02 Mazda Protege-5 this Feb with 45k, now has 52k.

At least the shuttle didn't do that

I like the wooden roller coasters, tho the body does take a beating. I'm a glutton for the punishment.

Mmmm, sounds tasty. Probably more nutricious than my dinner. Fried up some bacon & eggs. Topping it off with some Girl-Scout thin mint cookie ice cream ala Dryers with chocolate syrup. I can feel my blood pumping nice and fast .

King-Air B-90 (Space Center) Pac 750 (DeLand) Super-Otter (DeLand & Elsinore)