matt1215

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  1. Here's another of me from about 3 years ago, taking a picture of myself in the bathroom mirror .
  2. A pic of me, from 5 minutes ago. Pictures of me are few and fear between b/c I simply avoid cameras like the plague .
  3. ::0 No jumps this weekend. My rig's almost ready and I don't want to rent anymore.
  4. Uh, what's with the little 'TM' ?
  5. DAMN!!! Currently 91 in Melbourne, FL with heat index of 100 and 55% humidity. 78 inside my apartment .
  6. You're right, I want to see you in the raw as much as you want to see me . I think an entire nude load would be the way to go. Might be a little odd on the plane, but attention on landing's a bit more ditributed. Also I don't owe you any apologies for having to look at me if I also have to look at you.
  7. I've heard plenty of talk about jumping nude. More of a joke than something people actually do?
  8. I often insist on doing the driving, regardless of who I'm with. Most other ppl's driving period just scares me. Edit to add: It's so much fun to get lost while getting roadhead .
  9. Good stuff, glad to hear so many ppl like to drive sticks. Definitely understand automatics being better in big cities. I seem to attract women who can't drive a stick and have a very limited desire to learn . My ex-so got so annoyed with me when I drove her car, shifting the automatic and running the low gears. Between this and her really scary driving , we just started taking my car everywhere. You ladies are welcome to drive my stick anytime .
  10. I haven't owned an automatic for about 8 years now. I just feel more in control of the car, but it sadly seems like sticks are going out of style and they're getting harder to find . My parents drove 2 sticks for years, but went automatic in the 90's
  11. That's both hillarious and sad .
  12. These mint-chocolate-covered oreos are tasty
  13. I love how poner and puse go together
  14. I'm about to heat up some sake. Last night it was a bottle of merlot.
  15. ...that your folks have never let you forget? I was 4 and we were on a road-trip. It was getting late and my folks pulled off to check out a hotel on the American River in Cali. They went to check in, leaving my sister and I in the truck. Sitting in the driver's seat, I reached down and released the brake. We started rolling down the parking lot, towards the hotel where my parents watched in horror . We went under the hotel and one of the support stilts kept us from going off a cliff. I remember my sister's horrified screams as I looked at the horror on my parents' faces from the office window. My parents ran out and my dad bruised my backside before making the 8 hour drive home. 25 years later, they still remind me of curiousity that almost killed me .
  16. Some women like to be split like/with a block of wood .
  17. Like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off!! Didn't work for them tho .
  18. Well, hopefully wide feet transfers to other areas . Apparently big feet are more common in dudes younger than I (post 1977), so 13's are easier to find than they used to be
  19. I'm 6'1" and wear a size 12 shoe... maybe I've just been comparin myself to black men all my life. maybe i'm not so micro after all. Yeah, don't do that. If it makes the wife happy, it's all good .
  20. Yeah, what I've heard of their stuff's pretty funny. Probably not doing much for yourself there . On the upside, I bet you can find most styles of any shoe at any given store. I often order online simply b/c stores don't have my size.
  21. Being larger than average in one aspect often translates to being larger than average in others . ...I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start a-meltin' away...