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I half expected that from anybody else. Did you ever really watch FMJ? 8-Ball's answer to GySgt. Hartman on the rifle range? sheesh! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Yer right, Oswald didn't shoot kennedy, but it was great for the recruiting numbers. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Ha! Bobbit. He wasn't a Marine. He was planted in my beloved Corps by one of the "Sister" services to bring shame on us, much like that guy in Texas, who shot kennedy from that book suppository. He worked at Motor T at The Basic School about six months before he was beheaded. I can say, I never had the displeasure of meeting mr bobbit, yet his coworkers said he was a total douchebag and an obvious plant. When I hear the name bobbit, I always think of Bilbo and Froto. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost choked on a Dorito damn it! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Calm down! Yer just seething with jealousy, my good man. I am sure you could have been a Marine, if it's any consolation to you. It would have taken a half-dozen blanket parties and some midnight exercises in the sandbox, but I am quite sure they could have broken the individual in you. Ya know, I never even spoke a word to a recruiter from any of the "sister" services. I have always striven to be the best, not just to be all I can be. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Damn it JJ, I thot I warned you. Do not make me call in Rhino to frag yer ass. btw, who the fuck do you think trains SEALs? Other swabbies? Hell no. Uncle Sam's finest! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Guess they were taken by suprise huh? Sure. I am still trying to sell that bridge if yer interested. Funny thing. A Marine is the only member of the armed forces who can switch to another service without going through boot camp. Funny how that works. Even a SEAL has to go to boot camp, which is a 17-week program (including 13 weeks at Parris Island or MCRD San Diego and 4 of Marine Combat Training at Lejeune or Pendleton) that turns out servicemen who are 100% special forces trained. Thankyaverrrymuch. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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As does the FBI, CIA and BATF. Yer point? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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It's funny, but when I joined 12 years ago, I recall the Marine Corps was the only service which required a High School Diploma and had the higest ASVAB requirements. Guess we all just cheated. Ya know, often times, it's hard being a Marine, when you realize the inferiority of pretty much the rest of humanity especially all those poor folks who join the army, navy and airforce for "the GI bill" and "money for college." Travel and adventure, my ass. I joined because I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill. Team Green baby, the only way to go. It's the difference between Warriors and the rest of the non-hackers. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Rhino, your second target has been identified. Please confirm. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Not until word comes down. Please, continue on, but talk about our black helicopters or something. Nobody will believe you. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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JJ, don't make me kick yer ass! You are giving away all of our most closely gaurded secrets. Jesus! If you say one word about how this country is run by a secret sect of former Marines, I will have to hunt you down. edit: just because I misspelled guarded, does not make me illiterate. Dyslexic, maybe. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Rhino! Where are you buddy? Rhino up!! Kick his ass. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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May need new dz-cross posted due to poor response
mnischalke replied to dzdiva's topic in The Bonfire
Ouch! That was on my list of to-visit dzs! If you make it down to Virginia, Orange is the place to be. There's about a 50/50 mix of freeflyers and bellybuddies and we all get in the same Super Otter, Mr. Super Fabulous. It's an awesome dz with a brand new hangar on the horizon. You can go to the dz reviews for more info, because I gotta go cut up a 300 lb chunk of ice for the ice luge tomorrow night! (if that tells you anything) Come once, your search will be over mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Pollution All around Sometimes up And sometimes down But always around. Pollution, are you coming to my town? Or am I coming to yours? We're on different buses, pollution But we're both using petrol. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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oh god, why am I so much more sensitive than everybody else ? why do I feel things so much more acutely than them, and understand so much more. I bet I'm the first person who's ever felt as rotten as this. could it be that I'm going to grow up to be a great poet and thinker, and all those other wankers in my class are going to have to work in factories or go on the dole? yes, I think it could. Hmmmm, where could all this be coming from??? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Today, I saw a dog, Yes, a dog. Talking to a pig, Yes, a pig. They were on the pavement, Discussing Trotsky. Not brotsky or crotsky or drotsky or frotsky. But Trotsky. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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House, house, house Oh, you are made of stone But you are not alone- -ly house! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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What are you doing, Neil? To make a meal, Neil? (it's surreal) From totalitarian vegetables. How much does it cost, Neil...? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Oh, Cliff Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if You really are a Cliff When fascists keep trying to push you over it Are they the lemmings? Or are you Cliff? Or are you, Cliff? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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ummm, ya might be right about the size. I might be singing "Fat guy in a little coat" all the way to the otter. Ya might even be able to tell if I am circumcised wearing that thing. I have some dyes I used on my infinity to cover up the color change from smoke jumping. The dyes might just bead up on the surface, but you never know. It might actually dye the fabric and have a subdued color change in the silver. which could be extra cool. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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I got a kickass airbrush. ummm, can i have yer old suit? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Sorry Jraf, just when you say things like and as well as or this then I tend to believe you at face value. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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sooo, ummmmm, how are you planning on getting the stars and stuff on there? bubble gum and superglue? scallops, btw. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Did I mention how badass I think it is just the way it is? I'd suggest just dropping the USAF thingy off there all together if you are totally hell-bent on the star thingies. Again, just my personal opinion... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.