Armour666

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  1. Be droping in at Z-hills for not shure witch day. Was goign to be my first choice but theres a Canopy essentials cource I want to take and tunnel time SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  2. hey I never said i didn't use the shower. I just said the reason why it happens was to technical for me. sheesh too cold to go to Northen Illinois right now I want to go south from where I'm right now not north. oh and will a philps in a drill work ? ah hell forget all that I'll come to Northen Illinois and stay at a holiday in express then I'll under stand SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  3. Well looks like me and a couple other fellow Canadians will be driving down to the crosskeys invasion. Any one want to meet and show us the important local things such as beer and Licquer supplys. ect ect ect.? be leaving the land of snow and ice on DEC 26 and after a quick change from dog sleds to a car will be in Florida by the end of day on the 27 unless we get distracted along the way. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  4. that sounded way to high level for me and probly many other can you put that in laymen terms ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  5. oh those stupid racist cops how dare they enforce the speed limit orarest a person with a suspended licence. With the number cops hurt due to what now days are no longer normal trafic stops. Nothing I seen was out of line. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  6. ya that would be great like any goverment database has never had errors in it. 3 am and some one kicking in your door due to a DNA match. thanks but no thanks SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  7. Armour666

    farts

    Mine would be from my time in the army. SSM had a bad habit of leaving offending emissione so bad it would bring tears to your eyes. Usualy you could escape to cleaner air. Well we were commaing back from a training exercise and me being one of the more junior troops at the time was selected to go with the SSM and his driver to do some lacky work of loading thing in the truck. We were heading down the road and me being stuck in the middle of the pickup I was at the mercy of the tow of them after the intial fouling I was ready to go AWOL !!!! about 30 min latter the SSM lets anothe bomb off what was piticulary funny is about .5 seconds of the start of the lattest emmision the small triangle vent window blows out. It couldnt have been better timming. My reply was see sir I told you they were bad. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  8. I just bought the LOVE soundtrack it was put togeterh from all the original master tapes It sounds awsome so clear and the flow and mix of it is great. I want to go to see show. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  9. Ahh I loved those times. It was great unless you were caught doing something by the SSM or RSM then had to pull extras But I was usualy lucky and some one eilse was in deeper shit or the squadron screw up would do something in his spatacular fashion and replaced me SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  10. that nasty , we had a quy on our Basic armour cource that when the MP's were doing a kit search for a stolen CD player they pulled out a ziplock bag and ask what the hell is in ther. His reply was my underwear I shit my self on a run and need to clean them. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  11. that was funny , SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  12. lol mine would probly end up being related "no no no that not how you do it." SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  13. LOL I like the Police cheif Quote "We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed" there is Dildo Newfoundland now if that just the forplay you could end up at conception bay SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  14. I know the solution take all the people that pass through at the air port to Fly do a survey of what religion they are and come Dec 1st every year the one with the most is the winner and they put up decorations from that one religion. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  15. why would he chuck no would is on disability ? a free loading rodent living off the works of others ? dam lazy if you ask me SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  16. lol be more like only one 80,000 payment and it wont be to Kration K fed , kY or what every the hell his name is. but he will be making the papers for one last time after that. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  17. not my faut you brought it up and got it stuck in my head , And how many can you fit in a AN-2 ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  18. Thanks to 2fat2fly in another thread now need to ask just how many chucks coule a wood chuck chuck? humm this is starting to look like grue thread too I've havent done a thing to get ready for My Mexico Trip. so any other time wasting things I can do in the mean time ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  19. ther was free PORN !!!!!! what have I been missing ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  20. take up jummping sooner, would be about it 18 I was in the military and heading down the track I'm happy with now. Even dating the evil money hungry I won't live in an apartment only if you buy a house I dont' have a job and hate all your friends evil bitch made things turn out for the better. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  21. I dont like the pre authorized metheod other then on my Mortage. Had quite a few bad experiences once the term was over or Moving and using another company the payments kept comming out. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  22. lol I'll join the club , Leaving for Mexico on a 6 am Flight Friday havent done a dam thing to get ready. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  23. I use http://www.pro-tec.net/bike/bike.html I BMX and use it boarding in the spring in the pipe and park It's to cold to use in middle of winter I have a burton RED helmet with ear flaps for those freaking cold days SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  24. to reduce splashing SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  25. cool where do I get one , and how do you become part of a stunt ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."