mikempb

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  1. May be friday, but Im off for a nice 15 shift at the firehouse ahh thats ok, love my job!!
  2. Well thats even better, I was a reservist and was activated for the Gulf war ( first one) ended so fast we never got deployed there. had a chance to get my jump wings at Ft. Benning and go to Norway for Op. Solar Flare though! Sorry now i have to caption and I ran out of ideas, gotta go with Big nose again!
  3. I know those guys, They never even ran the race all day long they kept putting it off and dicking around They even lost their jobs the very next week they found them hiding in some Vaginas during working hrs!!!
  4. Well "they" you know those scientists believe the ENTIRE Universe when it began was soo small it could fit into your fist before it went Bang!!!!! Hurts my head trying to imagine that one. It is because of the density of an object .
  5. COOK MY DINNER.......................... WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Sure, first of all I look at it this way anything important that deals with life or death or anything serious for that matter then go with whats proven ( vaccines medicine etc) anything like treating something minor like a sunburn for example, and you choose homeopathic ( aloe leaves) then go for it. I was making the point of not focusing on the small % of side effect modern medicine has but taking comfort that they are heavily outweighed by the good they do.
  7. I think vaccines are like seatbelts in cars, most of the time they help you or even save your life but that one time in a thousand it will actually hurt you. Lets face it more kids have died from the flu than from kids who have died from the flu vaccine. But I respect your views on homeopathic remedies. I think theres room for both treatments
  8. I dont know how to help swamp thing
  9. I dont know how good looking I am
  10. Im out now, but I was in 29 Palms for my MOS (2531) I did a year there one month!!! Actually I was only there 3 months. And since your still in Im sure you been to Iraq... sooo to kill two birds with one stone, Thanks for protecting us!! Big nose Oh yea the caption above..... so many colors .. so little time!
  11. Thank you I was wondering when someone was going to get around to that! ..........1............. . ..........1.............. .......11111........... Hey I just thought of this, ya think it looks like someone giving the finger? Naa me either!!
  12. swamp Thing!! You make my heart sing!! You make everything... GROOVY!!
  13. If you slam a door on your finger that will help you forget about the flu for a little while.. but Im no doctor, Im sure the stuff he gave you will work just as good
  14. Welcome to the Grateful dead's tie Die extravaganza!!
  15. Dam! I had a good one, but I looked at your profile and saw US Marine (like me). So.. Semper Fi devil Dog!!!
  16. HEY!! You smellin me?! you must be... I dont see anyone else here so you must be smellin me!!
  17. 8 hrs sleep is just silly! As far as the 4 hr erection?? No hospital, report to your nearest spouse or significant other ( or the person next to you at work) immediatly and seek relief!!
  18. You would think the outcome would be 50/50 right?? Wrong! Or at least I think you are. I read something stating the heads side of a coin is just slightly heavier than the tails side so it should be a slight adv. to lands tails up.. NOTE: Dont poke your eye out!!! Disclaimer: mikempb cannot be held liable for any eye injuries resulting from an improper flip. It is recomended to strech and massage the hand to do the flipping for no less than 1/2 an hr. This poll is a regestered trademark and cannot be used in conjuntion with any other flipping poll unless expressed written permission is granted.
  19. I just wanted to find the oldest thread in the bonfire and respond to it. Did I set some new kind of record or something?? ....... If not wait around until THIS becomes the oldest thread then respond. You'll be sure to have the record for responding to the oldest response!!!
  20. Even though I liked the way it landed... A Vengence.. I only put 20 jumps on it or so but I felt like every opening was going to be a cutaway
  21. Yea, 2wice Once I said I was going to the car to get a cigarette ( back when I used to smoke) and just drove away. The other time the girl didnt look like I thought she did in the club(back when I used to go to clubs ) she asked me to keep the car running because it was freezing out so I went out started it and drove it!!! Damn, I had to pay a bridge toll for that one
  22. The Smartest thing on here ever said!!!!!!!!! congrats on learning that , too bad it was a litle late. Long story short my plan for my kids are this, now pay attention out there!!! All the money saved for college, I will put down 20% on 2 two family houses, Tell my daughter to take a short course for sec. or something . She will be 18 living at home with a full time job owning 2 two family houses, getting huge tax refunds with the investments and her income and the houses will be appreciating, and unlike college she will actually grow up and learn responsibility. She will not be part of the rat race and wont have to depend on job security wich nowandays is an oxymoron