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  1. I just noticed.. even peeing.. It takes me app. 1 min. 30 sec. to go into the bathroom, unzip, haul out Moby, take a leak, put it all away, rinse my hands and exit the bathroom.. How do I know? I put food in the microwave just before I went in adn it was still cooking. BUT! when I am supervising union labor.. and THEY need to go to the bathroom, they always come back 25 minutes later saying they sure drank a lot of coffee this morning.. The unions are affecting their urinal tracts I think. What other reason could it be? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  2. I'd throw mine.. but they're stuck to the wall... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  3. I'm just curious.. has anyone watched a porn on their laptop on a commercial flight? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  4. Where's Ivan? He seems to be slacking in his unofficial job capacity.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  5. you know getting on that sunset load means there will be no beer when you get down.. but you get on it anyway.. You know you have been jumping a while when you stash one of them beers before you go up. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  6. I'd rather people don't lie.. just do like Lummy and put.. not enough! if you don't like your jump number.. but honestly... you should be proud of the fact that you have 1 jump or 5,000 jumps.. as someone else said here, it's something 99.9% of the population never does at all.. Very well put, my friend. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  7. I like the bonfire better too.. It seems the people that were always getting upset and angry (I guess the edgier types) are in the Other Forum.. I find this to be a kinder gentler place to express myself.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  8. Ummm... congratulations? You did want to get fired, right? And... happy Skyb-day! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  9. Still sitting on the shelf, eh? Maybe, you could relable it as some sort of energy drink... like Loader Tea... or maybe Plane Captain Punch... you know... trick people into drinking your Mojo.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  10. Well its kind of a play... we will actually play out the bedtime story.... So the stars in the story are: the well dressed (or not so dressed) waitress the Knight the small servants that get kinda pushed around... And The dansel in distress. ummm.... chopchop get to play the part of his choosing... I wonder which part he will choose.. Huh! Why do we have to do that one again? I mena being a knight is fun and watching you put the buttplug in Geno is great but I really like the one better when I get to be Robin Hood.. You know I love the green tights.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  11. Well.. turtle.. you know how women get when they are in severe pain and agony.. bitchy and mean i tell ya! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  12. Geno.. we are talkign about his old rig.. not Julie.. Sheesh.. some scientists! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  13. Ooooohhh... sounds fast.. I wanna play.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  14. What in the world are you talking about, Iwan? Are you threatening me? Whatever for? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  15. Boy.. thanks Jerry.. now I'm gonna run out and buy the paperback.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  16. I'll know that feeling very soon... Not if you keep being such a chickenshit puss.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  17. Did you remove the flaming thread thing? I notice nothing has actually caught fire in the bonfire.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  18. No, on the other mudflap it should say: "dumped me for a Voodoo" Iwan Iwan... I am surprised you would say that.. You know how loyal Gareth is to Wings.. but maybe "Henri would be happy to help me out with that." chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  19. You forgot #5. 5) Left me for Geno's tight ass I did notice him checking out Geno's ass.. Iwan actually got a little jealous.. you know how he is about Asian boys.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  20. Jerry, WTF are you talking about? Is this like taking thread drift to new levels? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  21. neener.. neener... it's locked up safe in the trunk of my car.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  22. And let this be a lesson to ya, folks.. never let a whuffo care for your rig. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  23. Fine.. don't follow any of Shannon's evil suggestions... but if you have to do something.. just do this.. Gareth Holder a Hol e chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  24. I hate you.. I hate you.. I hate you.. I hate you.. I hate you.. I hate you.. Just because you did that to your old rig thinking it would get your smell out doesn't mean it should happen to my new rig.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures
  25. HUH!!!! Stop Sweetie.. I really loved it just the way it was.. ARRRGGHHH!!! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures