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It's a very good thing.......! I've got the tequila, let's have fun... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

I'm Batman. OK... Who walked over that bridge too loudly??????? Sorry Remster, that was me... I tripped... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

I'd jump naked, I wouldn't be worried about who was looking so much as I'd be concerned about any women on the plane snickering... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Happy is a good thing... wild is a fun thing.. they just seem to go so well together... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

There are several reasons why your dz is better than mine... the one advantage mine has is that it's closer to home... the biggest advantage yours has is that you junp there.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

On that note, I've called the doctor and arranged for a total clitoridectomy with infibulation. What a waste.... I'll do anything to spoil funk's fantasy. Anything. rl So I see... spoiled mine too.. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

This comes as no surprise. Hey dont worry, you're a close second. On that note, I've called the doctor and arranged for a total clitoridectomy with infibulation. What a waste.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Old joke The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

The hell with your composure just maintain your sanity.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Back to your cave before the sun comes up and turns you to stone.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Whine all you want... I have the right to not listen to your whining The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

ahhhhh... massaging the one-eyed monk grasshopper? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Ok, this goes back quite a few years... Dec. 24th, 1977 in fact. I was stationed at Fort Hood, Texas and a buddy came up with the idea to go skydiving. We checked out the Fort Hood skydiving club, signed up and went through their FJC. Friday evening we packed our parachutes for the next days jump. All night long all I could think about was I was going to be jumping for the first time with a rig that I had packed. Saturday morning comes, it's over cast but we go to the dz anyway. Cloud cover was at 3000' but it was decided that since we were doing a static line jump the cloud cover wouldn't affect us. We loaded up on a UH-1H (Huey) and flew up to altitude. As we started the jump run Ron got in the door on one side, I got in the door on the other. Then I screwed up... I looked down. Standing there in the door, looking at the ground so far away below me, knowing I had packed my own parachute gave me second thoughts. About that time the JM slapped my leg and yelled "GO!".. I looked over at him like he grew a second head and yelled back "F*CK YOU". He looks out the door, slaps my leg again and yells "GO", still standing in the door I give him another "F*CK YOU!". He glanced down at the ground one more time, yelled "GO" a third time as he promptly knocked my legs out from under me... needless to say, I went... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Tequila may not be for everyone but it's certainly what I prefer... as for the side effects I've already got them, except for the singing karaoke.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

It's still your fault. Women's rule #3... it's ALWAYS the man's fault regardless of what it is or where he was when it happened.. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

I know the 1 thing I didn't want to be when I grew up... I didn't want to be old The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

You need a 4th choice... none of the above The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

You don't necessarily have to be in their address book for some of these virus'... Some can even pull your address from an email in their box by scanning the header. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Thanks windcatcher... I'm still waiting to find/meet someone down here who is 'normal'.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

A bit harsh isn't that? Imagine what the kid's parents are going through. I'm not condoning what the kid did, the cop did what he had to. Even if the parents had told the cops it was a pellet gun they wouldn't take a chance the parents could be wrong. The kid raised the gun, the cop defended himself, now he has to live with the thought that he killed that boy. The boy's parents have to go through the rest of their lives without their son. It's a tragedy that it happened..... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

I'm already scarred for life--tell me! Walt Well, let's see... before I gave up on dating... my last 4 dates (these were all blind dates).... #1: She showed up 20 minutes late for dinner, ordered the most expensive thing on the menu and barely said a word from the time the waiter took the order until the table was cleared... then told me I look nothing like my picture, got up and left... leaving the bill for me to pay... #2: We met for drinks and hit it off pretty good, at least she was laughing and smiling while we were together. We made another date for the following Saturday morning, going off shore fishing for the morning. We spoke together the next day on the phone and again really enjoyed the conversation. I chartered the boat, Saturday morning comes and she isn't answering the phone (or her cell phone)... time for the boat to cast off she still didn't show up. When I got home I had an e-mail from her saying (and this is exactly as a 35 year old woman wrote it) "u r not 4 me".... never heard from her again. #3: A nice, simple Sunday brunch date... she called from the restaurant wanting to know why I wasn't there, I was sitting in front of the restaurant while she was at the wrong place! When she showed up 45 minutes late she decided she was too tired, turned around and left.... #4 Ballroom dance date.. This one at least showed up, and on time! We got ready, walked out on the dance floor for the first dance and within 30 seconds she starts criticizing everything I was doing. Second dance same results, this time attempting to correct everything from my posture to my timing. Third song and again I was totally wrong, when she started to take the lead and "show me how to do it" I walked off the floor, put my street shoes back on, walked out to my car and left rather quickly.... Haven't been on a dance floor or date since... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

I'd tell you about my experiences but I don't want to scar you for life.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Good luck.. you'll need it The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

I've been told I'm a great kisser but out of practice... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

Well, I dont' know you but even if I did that doesn't mean I'd be able to answer that question. Why do you see yourself as being difficult? Is it really you being difficult or is it someone else making you feel you're being difficult? The answers are there, look within yourself to find them... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...