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I spent my lunch break sunning on the beach at Captiva Island... should have taken my camera with me... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I was at work and didn't have access to a computer until I got home... by that time you had already removed it... in all fairness I think you should post it again... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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You can't make a statement of that nature without visual proof... so until I see that it's an 'ass' and not a 'butt'..... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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But I'm available..oh, uh, I get it now. heh, heh Walt I had the same reaction... of course the last time I heard a woman say that my response was "you aren't all that great either".... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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It will... after you post the pic of your butt again... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Outline hurts worse... especially if there are alot of fine details to be inked in... when it comes to color they'll use anywhere from 5 to 9 needles and it'll go numb fairly quickly.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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She's beautiful but much to young for my preferences... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Age had nothing to do with my decision to get married... that happened when I finally gave up on finding the right woman and settled for whoever would have me... After 16 years of that I'm divorced and looking for the right woman again... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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In that case.. give him a good swift kick on the left cheek before he gets in... that way he'll know which way to turn... unless he turns the other cheek... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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If I urinate in a gallon jug till full and use as a packing weight......
yamtx73 replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
After having run into jugs full of urine on job sites... an ambulance ride is definitely in order... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... -
Even though I can't hear you I think I'll keep both my ears... otherwise I'd walk lopsided... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Carry a stick... when you want to turn left tap his left hand... to turn right tap his right hand... sooner or later he'll catch on... if he doesn't then you can always beat on him with the stick... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Now that's a silly question... of course we are!!! Dude you're hot for me?? How YOU Doin Not you... the OTHER teacher... Swedishcelt... DOH!! The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Now that's a silly question... of course we are!!! The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I tried that Sunday but a cloud got in my way and I couldn't see the ground... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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For me it wasn't that much of a problem... I knew where the needle had to be when it was time to pull (our student rigs still use ripcords)... about the only time I was late pulling was when I looked down to see that the ground looked like from 5000' before I pulled... got down to about 4500 and yes, I caught hell for breaking my hard deck.. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I joined dz.com a week after my AFF1... due to the weather and other reasons it was a few weeks before I got to do my second jump... by that time I have a very good understanding of what could happen... I had sensory overload for my first 5 or 6 jumps.. I'd look at my alti, could see where the needle pointed but sure as hell couldn't read the numbers.. fortunately I had spent enough time staring at it on the ground and in the plane that I knew where 5500 was... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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After I finally did my graduation jump I asked one of the instructors what odds they were giving of me even showing up for my AFF 2 jump... they weren't very good... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I haven't had it happen to me... I always do a 'nut check' before getting out the door... somehow I have the feeling that 'getting kicked in the nads by a mule' isn't something I'd enjoy.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I like the way you put that!! To say I was a "problem child" was putting it mildly... by the time I finally graduated AFF I had 14 jumps and had heard the 'take up bowling' speach... one instructor had faith in me though... he wouldn't give up and wouldn't let me give up... I did my first coached jump with him 2 weeks ago, finished all my tasks by 8000' and got to hang out while he had fun... awesome jump!! The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Nope... on the ground I'd dirt dive with my instructor and get it right... go over it a couple more times in the plane on the way up... get out the door then totally screw it up... I always found new and interesting ways for my instructors to earn their pay... the only thing they didn't have to do was pull for me... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I'll try not to laugh... I'll try not to laugh.. I'll try not to laugh.... ok.. that didn't work... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I'd definitely fail the course... I wouldn't be able to concentrate... Detention? Not with my luck... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Ok... now I'm really curious what that question would be... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Just coming out to the dz and hanging and getting to know the people there will help get you ready to jump again. Bring your log book just in case you decide you're ready to go up again... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...