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oops, if you read the article i think monsieur jack ass was saying the the towers were remote controlled planes and the pentagon a missile. Hey i thought it was down to ET beings from the sigma delta belta bubblegum quadrant 40000 miles left at europa, 20000 straight on past starbucks (yes they're getting everywhere), parking round the back as disabled spaces only at the front. Goddamn aliens and there highly explosive superdense mutant hotdogs.

nuttin new there then, im still a.....

Confession of a righty, Ain't peer pressure a bitch, yeah i was willing to esperiment, what the hell we all have one but somehow it's just more fashionable to u s e y o u r right. So i did, sick of the torment of ugly inkstains i followed in line. That was until yesterday when my left jumped up and tryed to strangle me and shit thats it i thought im using my left. Now im training my left to catch up.... free the left hands....la resistance! Left and right ands together. Or something blue skies

coz ours aint the best spectator sport (even though id disagree) onlyway to enjoy it is to get of your arse and do it. Didn't someone mention that pond swooping was being thought about for x-games or was that just the best "spectator" discipline?

Typical we go all the way up in the sky to keep our orgies private (and therefore respectful) and the suited try and musscle in. Only coz you don't get none.....

"Frosty the pimp" don't forget "Hoe, hoe, hoe" and "jingle me bells"

No offence but you sound like me when i was ten, i mean "im an athiest." and "don't beleive in hell-or heaven" comes into its own. At school if you rely didn't beleive in gods teaching why go along with reciting crap. Atleast i stood up for my right to excersise my non beleif in higher deities and refuse to say it, atleast i didn't just go along with it coz everyone else was saying those words. And no i have no problem in saying it ("do you swear on almighty god thats its the truth...blah...blah...baa" - of course i do i shudder what would happen to me if i lied to god . But i disagree with you on the papal god alienieating others. Oh, but BTW the blood of americans rehtoric.... well i leave it there. Basicly i really don't give a shit, coz its never affected me one way or the other. Keep it loose it don't care.

Yeah, im looking next year at a three month stint jumping maybe 300 jumps (will be jumping as much as i can all week round)- come back to the UK with a fatter log book. AFF, BFF + 280 jumps. Ambitious maybe, but it will be as fun as jumping out of a plane 300 times- so it should keep me going

Good luck brethren and sistren!

smack dat ass!

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Sorry this is not a flame i'm just disagreeing, but from my perspective nation of one under god to an atheist is absurd. If you don't believe in god, you can't be one of the whole under this statement therefore you could never feel united or a part of this one nation. Quite simply its a contradiction of atheist belief however i don't see how not having it make such a difference to you. How about simply one nation and in that way you don't alienate anyone from it and that is truely one nation. Basicly i see "under god" as doing the exact oppossite to what you've just said. By saying under god you are alienating the people with a personal moral and ethical code which do not in anyway rely on theistic qualities and therefore god.

you know, not meaning to step ona soap box, d'oh, but hey i don't say anyting about your (in my view crap) ideas of god so don't attack mine because i don't agree with your divine mentality. Used to hate school assemblies, why? because you HAD to pray (this included having to sit crossed leg, head down and hands together). Of course from an early age i wouldn't but would still get teaches coming over and saying "hands together, head down" then get told off because i would refuse. Religion has no place in school, and no place in politics or buisness (and as money is the centre of buissnes...). I thought america like most modern places has a mixture of different religions but you don't see "under allah" or "under buddha" no just good ol' christianity. I choose if i want to learn your teachings not you. Sorry anyone offended but organised religion is truely abismal how bout you keep it personal to your self and enjoy it with like minded people just stop pushing it in peoples faces- you want to live one particular way under gods law, great do it but don't expect me to. If im going to hell it'll be for the right reasons (so if drugs, consensual casual sex and loud disturbing based out music sends me to hell- yippie-ki-ay mf i can't wait.)

Um the dead guy next to me is nodding his head, so i guess yes i do. I see dead people only after several types of hard liquor and, huh, soft recreational plant matter, they sit where my dogs were sat only they look white as a ghost man. Seriously yeah im pretty open to the idea.

nice renovation HH, thanks.

Hey wats up!

Go on guys and gals give him "Shit" in the nicest possible way. I am offended and my feelings are truely hurt, "snivel" *blow nose*.

All the best man, hope you recover quickly so you can get back to the blue sky. Spice

Well put man, i didn't know knowledge was illegal i always just thought it was actions using such knowledge that was. You can't get arrested for thinking about a crime unless that thought is put into planning of action. And i see no evidence of that. How many muslims are incontact with al queda operatives when you consider that these opperatives move in the same circles (for instance money going into UK mosques which is going to al queda) as regular whorshippers. Plus who doesn't "know" about bombs - its not like the knowledge isn't readily avaible over the web. Its not illegal to read it and just because you do doesn't mean your gonna use it. I think america's skating over very thin ice.

Replace his entire collection of music with bert baccarach (?) and self help tapes for sexual inadequacy. Put sex toys strewn round his house (the butt rammer 4000 should have the desired affect), gay porn mags, blow up dolls (include animals and men dolls - or get a picture of his mother take it to the real life sex doll place get them to make a doll like his mother, place on bed with said picture in a nice big frame on bedside table). Place memoriabilia like liser minelli (not even attempt Sp), cats the musical arround. Plus the whipped topping of a new barbie doll collection in a "beautiful" display cabinet. Then stall him when he gets back from work night of the party untill guests arrive. Enjoy. Oh yeah cling film over tiolet seats can have a messy affect. Im only just starting.

I don't know any revenge sweeter than "hitlers" in Little Nicky. Daily pineapple insertions anyone?

Well put!

Heres one for you. USSR develops CND (compact necular device) the size of a briefcase. They make quite a few then the cold war ends- country sells off things. A few years later someone (can't remember who but some sort of weapons inspection) and guess what 100 of these CND's had "disappeared". This was a few years ago and i never heard anything since (ie if they got them back or worked out whered theyd gone). Thats well over 100 square miles.

congrats man, it should be the dopest. And to Skydive.rec- nah nah na nah nah!

Anyone who thinks its alright and its gonna end soon, think again. I personally think we've only just seen the beginning of much shit to come.