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Hoooooly Fuck!! That was fucking hilarious! I just about fell out of my chair howling! The worst part was that I was at work so it was hard to hide the fact that I was not working diligently ( when does admin put you into fits of laughter). The worst part is that I showed one of my colleagues the video and she got pissed at me, giving me the "Thats not very funny" routine. I am now the bad guy for finding that "mean stunt" fucking hilarious! Thank you, daniel. Please post more! Richards. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!! My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Yup...pretty much. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

What a dumbass idea. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Sounds like a scotsman. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Hoo-Ahh!!! Congrats!!! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Not in a line-up. The closest to that is when I "assumed the position" against a police car with my hands on the roof and my feet way back and apart so I could be searched. Fortunately I had done nothing (honestly) so I was let go. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

WTF?!?!? That would be waaaaay too creepy. Richards. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Sounds like he has beginner skygod syndrome. Take comfort in the fact that he is probably treated like the buffoon that he is by the others. When I took my hiatus from the sport I was still a beginner, however I realized that the really skilled skydivers never felt the need to condescend to me for just having my A-Cop. It was the 300 jump wonders who presumed that by having more airtime than me that they implicitly had larger dicks, and spent every fucking moment reminding me of their seniority. There are losers in every sport. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I have had them fire off with those stupid ringtones in a classroom, and often it's the same idiots. They are completely unaware that this is inapropriate. Some of these fucktards have actually answered their phone while I was speaking and carried on a conversation while I was teaching!!!!!! And when I react with rightious indignation they look at me with that "what did I do" look, like I am some scary irrational psyhopath I pray for the day when the law allows us to shoot idiot cell-phone users. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I have had people insist that skydivers in freefall can catch "thermal uprisings" and stay in the sky for prolonged periods of time while not under canopy. Richards. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Not terribly fond of anything highly compressed. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

But.....Booze and guns are all a guy needs for a good weekend! Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

That may have been the case at one time, but not anymore. I have a freind who works as a prison gaurd and he says that all of our bleeding heart liberal do gooders don't like to see child molesters hurt in prison so they get segregated wings. and furthermore since they are high priority targets, the gaurds are held far more accountable for their safety. Apparently animals like this have rights and should be guaranteed greater protection and rights than their victims. He will likely have a fairly safe and secure 4 years. What a lovely system we have. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Is it acceptable to say that that is the way it has always been done. A judge should have authority to set new precedents. Otherwise all the old standards could apply just because that is the way it has always been done. i do not know the law in depth and short of going to law school I never will. I do however feel that the average laymen should be able to look at a sentence and feel that JUSTICE (not merely the procedural letter of the law) has been served. The victim, her family, and society have a right to expect better. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Ok fair enough. I perhaps lost my temper when I read the article and forgot to breath before posting. But giving the guy 4 years is just sickenning. It is heartbreaking to realize that this childs life has likely been destroyed just because this fuckfilth wanted to act upon his sick twisted fantasies and he will likely be resuming a normal life after 4 years. Where will his victim be in 4 years? Counselling? Drug rehab? What does her future hold? Constant fear, or perhaps suicide due to an inability to trust anyone or get over the self hatred that victims of crimes like these are plagued by? You are right that my desire to torture him shows a flaw in my own character but I was incensed upon reading this. I would accept life in prison if that meant life (ie he dies of old age in a prison cell). Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Please read this article from the Toronto Sun; {Sat, February 11, 2006 EDITORIAL: Unspeakable crime - and sentence She was nine years old. He was 47, a truck driver. He snatched her away from a birthday party in Vaughan on June 6, 2004. He took her to a shed, 10 km away. He beat her, strangled her and sexually assaulted her. He threatened to kill her. He told her he had murdered Cecilia Zhang, Holly Jones and 14 other little girls. The judge called it "an unspeakable act of violence." On Thursday, he was sentenced to seven years in prison after pleading guilty. But he will serve only four because he received a standard two-for-one deal for time spent in custody prior to trial. He'll be a free man by the time his victim is 14. Assuming "good behaviour" he'll be on parole well before that. After the sentencing in a Newmarket court, the girl's parents spoke with the media. Or rather, they tried to. The girl's mother was shaking as she read from a prepared statement. Her father was totally distraught, red-faced, barely able to breathe, overcome by anger and grief. And yet they thanked the court staff and the police for their support. But they said the justice system had failed them. "Try to get something done about this," the father pleaded with reporters. Then he broke down in sobs and embraced his wife. We can't identify anyone in this case, since doing so could identify the little girl. But ask yourself this. Who really received the greater punishment here? The rapist? Or this family? Justice Peter Wright was thoughtful and thorough as he carefully explained the reasons for his sentence. He said he had searched the relevant cases and could not find one where a sentence of more than seven years had been imposed for a crime like this, where there was a single victim and incident. Even in cases of serial assaults, he said, a typical sentence would be less than 10 years. Think about that. During the election, Prime Minister Stephen Harper promised a complete overhaul of the criminal justice system, to make it tougher on criminals and fairer to victims. We expect him to fulfil those promises. We expect the opposition parties to co-operate. And along with millions of other Canadians we'll be watching. Next story: EDITORIAL: No one wants a strike, Dalton} WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE JUDGE THINKING?!?!?!?!?! Seven Years!!!!!!!! The judge should be sentenced to prison himself for offering such a weak sentence!!!!! I am repulsed that in our society that is the value we place on a childs safety and well being! Commit a horible crime like this and you will get seven years (paroled after 4 of course)!! I am about to explode!! Someone please tell me how this makes any sense! Should this scumbag not be tortured to death for what he did to that child???! I apologize for ranting but how do you respond to reading an article like that! Our wonderfull so called justice system! Oh I forgot why...in Canada prisoners get to vote so we do not want to appear to be unkind to criminals! Disgusting!!! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Don't get so down about your deer problem. When life seems to only give you deer....make Venison. .308 will do fine, and remember...anything more than medium rare will ruin game meet, for that matter rare is best. Enjoy a nice red wine with that and you will be thrilled to see the next peice of chops, rack of venison...etc trotting across your property. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

50 % Homer Simpson, 50% Al Bundy. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Texas is the greatest place on the planet. If I lived there I would be beating my chest and bragging. Long live Texas! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

They beleive in population control, and get 72 virgins if they die in the process of controling the population. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Regrettably...No. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

It is repulsive to think someone could derive pleasure from the death of service personell. It is one thing to disagree with a war; It is utterly contemptuous and depraved to sit here in the lap of luxury while laughing at the people who's sacrifices make our security and standard of living possible. People who are guests should be gratefull for being allowed in and should be sent back to whatever shithole they came from if they do not respect the sacrifices of servicemen who die. Unfortunately, political correctness would never allow that to happen. Apparently special interest groups are more important than veterans. The troops deserve far better! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

In reply to; {You'll notice, NO ONE HAS EVER SHOT UP A GUN SHOW IN THE SAME MANNER} Hi Peacefull Jeffrey, Actually there was a guy who did try to rob a gun store which was at the time hosting an NRA convention. He was posthumously given a Darwin Award. You can confirm this at their website. Your point however is perfectly valid. If these bozo'z knew that their intended targets would shoot back they would likely have better control of their anger or go seek another unarmed group. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

In Reply to Rebecca "How YOU dooooin??? , I am drunk and I smell bad. Also I get terrible nose bleeds but my doctor insists that they will stop if I stop picking my nose. Anyway I must get back to cruising the net for porn.... uh ... oops I mean intensive academic research stuff. Cheers, Richards P.S. Here's a toast to women who aren't afraid to lower their standards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Ouch! As we are two separate nations I realize that our politicians may disagree; I do however think that Harper will show more class when dealing with the US than Paul Martin did with his party's ridiculous anti-Americanism. I have often been embarrassed with the manner in which our politicians have acted towards their US counterparts. This incident might not be the way I was hoping things would start however I strongly feel that Harper will bridge a lot of the gaps that the Liberals created, and create a better relationship between our two countries. As I have stated already, I find it embarrassing to be the Euro-trash of North America. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.