Slappie

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  1. 28 June 2006 BEER WE GO Germans fear weii going to drink them dry By Jeremy Armstrong ENGLAND's massive army of World Cup fans is drinking Germany dry, it emerged yesterday. Breweries warned beer could run out before the final because of huge demand from our supporters. In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer - an average of 17 pints each. Astonished bar keeper Herrmann Murr said: "Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time." His bar at a fans' tent in the city ran out after they drained all 32 of his 50-litre (11 gallon) barrels. Herr Murr calculated Britons were shifting beer at a staggering rate of 200 pints per minute. City official Peter Murrmann said: "The English proved themselves world champs. They practically drank us dry." In Cologne, where England drew with Sweden, bottles and barrels of the local K?lsch beer ran out because so many English took them to campsites and parties. Stuttgart bar chiefs said an extra 900,000 pints were sunk last weekend where 60,000 fans partied before and after our 1-0 win over Ecuador. The Veltins brewery also revealed it has produced a record 418,000 gallons in a bid to keep up with demand. A spokesman said: "It is incredible how much is being drunk but the hardest thing for the breweries is keeping up with the thirst of the English." In Dortmund, where most fans for England's Gelsenkirchen clash against Portugal on Saturday are staying, the giant DAB brewery is bracing itself by ferrying in extra supplies to boost production. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. HAHA that's funny, when I'm in a big crowd of people all shuffling in the same line. I'll mooooooooo. I know it's probably not that funny, but it amuses me. What'cha gunna do? Try and jump to the front of the line? No you're going to shuffle along with all the other cattle to slaughter... "MooooooooOooooOOOooooo" *edit* /grumbles about people not using the signature field for a signature, yet they've got to slip their name into the bottom of the post.. *grrr* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. More ways then one. Not that DZ.com isn't the same place, it's just got a different vibe. Back then it was a 2 Cessna dz, now it's a freakin fleet of Otters and tailgates, with some jets thrown in for good measure. Guess what I'm saying is, when you're a lil dz you always strive to get bigger and attract more people. Then once you've gotten bigger you sometimes forget those who were around when you were smaller. So those people drift off and find another small dz to hang out at since the once small friendly place, has become a huge not so friendly place. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. Seriously, just say no. I'm not against them.. but since they became a fad, that's all they are. A fad and she'll really get tired of it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Woop Woop!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. Damn I got no PMs... guess I'll go home and beat it into submission. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. Oh I wasn't calling him a slacker, I know he's come in top 10 a lot. I was just thinking out loud I guess about the bank some of the others have got. We all know Tiger is tops as far as take home pay. I guess I never realized how much some of the pros make. Even those who've never won a major. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Looks like if you've got a 9in cock you're big by all the votes in this poll. Interesting. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. This guy is building a 16,000sq ft house and he's never won a major! WOW just WOW! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. I post pictures on the internet. So I guess I brag to everyone willing to look. Ok fine if your curious send me a pm "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. Try again.. was my inability to type. I have since fixed it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. Saturn V rocket I thought this was a beautiful picture and wanted to share.
  13. Ooo wow I just noticed my Freudian slip.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Those pictures aren't the best reference. You're not one of the tallest nor a very large woman. So next to you even a toy poodle is going to look large. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. Let's go fishing... I've heard that canyon sized vaginas make great fisting holes. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. Dude - she was in the morgue - what did you expect? Damn! No wonder she was cold to the touch! I guess I need to pick a live subject next time!? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. I tried to be a stalker once, but she ignored me. Wasn't very much fun so I gave it up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. 6.5 - 7.0 inches is BIG? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. And yet, we gladly allow it to happen without even a groan in protest. I blame all the inbred mofos who believe whatever the mainstream media tells them. If the talking head at CNN, FOX and MSNBC says it's so, its so. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. You idjut, you'll blow it @ Skyfest. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Pooncat or Boo boo sweetiepiefacecake "Hey you" Oooo one of my personal faves is from Rky.. BUTT CHEETO! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. Not so much. shadddup "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. HAHA 2fat I was about to post this too.. Don't look like you're from the US, don't flash any money, don't look like you're from the US, don't look like you're from a rich US company and whatever you do do not look like you're a US citizen doing business in Colombia. If you follow all this advice, you'll be home and safe in no time. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. I'm back.. was gone longer then I thought. Anyone miss me? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. Suck it up cupcake you can handle it. (my sorta unfluffy vibe) "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."