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List of things that are NOT a good idea to do . . .
Slappie replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
6) Get drunk with Slappie "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." -
How did this turn into a can't live without thread? It was can't live without APPS for your BlackBerry phone thread. BUT to stay on topic. I cannot live without beer and cigars. Pussy is a close third and all the others is a bonus. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Gotta love Twitter! http://twitter.com/wootoff Just one of many I follow "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I struck out the two I have... Twitterberry sounds fun! Facebook? Really? I don't have a Facebook page. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Apps for the BlackBerry 8320? I'm on my second one. My first I flat out lost the fuckers. This one they made me buy a holster for it. So it stays on my side. Godforsakenballandchain. But hey as long as I have it I'm employed. Notice I didn't say gainfully? So anyways, for those of you who are lugging about the BBerry. What apps have you found you like and actually use on a regular basis. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I'm sorry... ya know, actually I'm not sorry. I knew you had plans. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Poor turtle... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I saw HH sold out. I cried a tear. But we all knew it was coming. If you didn't you were flying with blinders on. Good to see ya online AD! You need to PM me your mailing address. You should come to Vegas for my wedding. Going to be a huge bash. PM me and I'll drop you a basic intinerary. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Shhhh don't let anyone know! They might get jealous about you an I. I never told anyone and now you broadcast it on dzcom! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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G WOMAN! your fluff is smelly! I have a g fluff sniffer and it sniffed out your smelliness and blocked it. How the hell are you? Better reply quick, cuz my friends just got to the bar and I'm about to close the lappy. Never know when I'll come slumming again. Erm I mean come visit this site in the future. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Bubba complained you were getting loose(r)? Blues, Dave Naw I got the Richard Simmons surgery while in the big house. They sewed a cord around my asshole. So when it got loose I could pull it tight and tie it off. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Hey now! don't you have some bleeding anal wart to lance or something? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Some things never change... some just get more fucked up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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And the other half wished they didnt! I missed you too Remitard! The only mod to ever ban me. LMAO! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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..ckers! I AM FREE!!! They let me outa prison! Actually I'm so busy and DZ.com is blocked at work. So fuckit I never visit. Plus half the whores on this site don't know who I am anyways. Slappie is doing fucking fabulous! Turtle can attest to this. I drink his sorry ass under the table at least 2 or 3 times a year. I'm getting married in July.. god fucking knows why! But hell, we've been together for 8 years and she's been sharing my pad for 7 of those. I think it's time. Plus this way now I can legally sue her ass for shit when I dump her to the curb.
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Just so she doesn't have to tell everyone herself, Skymama...
Slappie replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
Who is this skymama you guys are all buttlicking so heavily? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." -
No actually I've lost my phone too... but that was after I lost my glasses. So no number to call. Oh and actually, I didn't think about a PM. DoH "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Turtle I need your help. I can't find my Gatorz so if you can remember back to Saturday. Do you remember me dropping them? Leaving them in your truck? I've tore my house apart and searched the car. I can't find them anywhere. My eyes are burning out of my skull! If I can't find them, I may be forced to buy a new pair of Oakley's. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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DAMN! I live in a townhouse! No yard work to do. Hey Divot, Turtle says you snore like a girl! He says that I snore louder then you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I've so got to second this one! Hell I think you're gay now if that is any consolation. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Well doh! Your just a bundle of genius aren't you "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Damn he went up like a BOMB! Hopefully he didn't feel anything. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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wuss! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I thought so... damn the gf is going to be pissed. She bought the sectional about 2 years ago. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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We've got a problem; I've got a turtle infestation. We need to know how best to get rid of turtles. This one is kind of big and hairy and lacking a hard shell. It snores really loud and drinks all your beer and the good whiskey! So peeps, I know some of you've had this same infestation. How did you get rid of it? I told it we were out of beer and get the fuck out of my liquor cabinet! Didn't work, he rolled over on the couch and started snoring. We're in trouble here, next thing you know he'll won't yo use my RESTROOM!! Ugh I might have to try reaching from the bible or talk about whuffo stuff. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."