Slappie

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  1. Opie it's not recomended to drive long distances on a brand new engine. You need to vary the RPMs so it's not at a constant. This will burn a groove into the cylinder walls and cause you major headaches later in the life of the car. Take it on short trips with variable RPMs. DO NOT USE CRUISE CONTROL! Until at least your first oil change at 2500mi. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. Since when did WWE RAW have a cooking show? Hell 95% of the wrestlers can't read or write english. How the hell they going to come out with a cookbook? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. You mean like... LANDSHARK!! Samurai Tailor/Baker/Barber/Delicatessen Cheeburger, Cheeburger, Cheeburger! No Coke, PEPSI!! Two Wild and Crazy Guys Roseanne Roseannadanna Coneheads OH.. Yea, Back when SNL was Funny. That's back before "Political Correctness" plus the cast actually had comedic talent. I used to stay up and watch SNL in the late 70's and right after it Monty Python and the Flying Circus came on. Was pretty special. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. Sue the mother fuckers and civil sue the adjuster personally for being a fucking retard. I hate insurance companies... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Slappie

    Then and Now

    /hugs sunny These people have no clue how hard it is to find stuff that's not a repost. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. Slappie

    Then and Now

    Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1953 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++ ++++++++ +++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1953 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1953 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++ Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping. 1953 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++ Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school. 1953 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal who has a headache also. 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++ Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant. 1953 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers. 2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++ Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1953 - Ants die. 2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him. 1953 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. Sell drugs to your friends. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Sort of, Wednesday is sort of like t.u...beat'n by the Aggies. Dude, giving us shit is your right, since you won and all, but next time try to at least make it make sense. Here here... I was just searching to see if what punishment that aggie player received for the late hit on McCoy. If I understand it correctly that was his second offence, he threw a LH in the Nebraska game as well. Oh and it's Friday morning.. I'm in the Pub "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Me thinks Slappie is thinking about gay men manhoods' a lot. Why do funny talking Ex-Greenies think about me and what I'm thinking about. This happens way to much, I'm starting to think Remitard is stalking me. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. ahh yes - the infamous "14 Year Old Guy Card" they are very rare nice Don't you have a goats arse to be licking this afternoon? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. I will stand this evening and hoist a in honor. Thanks *sniffle* for sharing... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. Being born with a penis makes you a man. There are a lot of gay men who have peni? penises or penisis? Anyways... you don't hear them called "gay guys" They're called "gay men" being a man is different then being a "guy". To be a guy you just have to know how it works. Yes there is a special club all men either get in or not. So yea just having a penis doesn't make you a guy. I can't explain why because it's a guy secret. Since my Guy Card was in question earlier today. I've since eatin lots of jalapenos with charbroiled cow flesh on hot tortillas and washed it all down with beer. Then I went out to the crating department and build something out of wood. I also spun my tires numerous times in my sports car when leaving lights. For no good reason other then I could! Just doing guy stuff. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. ? what's that all about? The video for that A-ha song was something along those lines. Blues, Dave I think your Guy Card is in question now. I never knew about some video. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Slappie

    ps3 vs wii

    It's not a commercial at all. It's a spoof on the Apple vs. Windows commercials. So it's for NEITHER system. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. ? what's that all about? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. In March for 4 days? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. I don't get mine anymore. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Damn some people and their ability to be a fucking buzzkill. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. I was hoping someone would realize that. Thank you. I was more burned on the discussion that seemed a lot like "I like this kind of music, therefore I'm more of a man." Where I come from, that's not really a factor. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. The front just moved through Houston. I was walking across the plant to mfg. Looking at all the clouds, you could see the front line off to the NW watching it get darker and darker as it approached. A few of us stood outside and felt the temp drop what had to be 15deg as the front moved over us. Went from 75 to < 60 in a matter of a minute or less and it's still dropping. The rain and messy stuff isn't even on top of us yet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. OH man I'm having a huge fucking laugh over this thread! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. So this morning I was in a pretty good mood. I'm flipping through the stations on the radio. I stop on the 80's station just at the tail end of a traffic report to see if there is something I need to know. Right after the report they go into a song. The song was A-Ha - Take on Me I thought about changing it. But it brought back some memories so I cranked it! Jammin and singing to Take on meeee, taaaaaaaakkkkeee meeeeee onnnnn... aaaaaa ooooooOOOO aaaaaaaa To feel a bit more manly after the song was over... I plugged Iron Madein into the CD player and jammed to Trooper and Run to the Hills. Followed up with some Megadeth - High Speed Dirt for those who don't know, that's Dave Mustaine's tribute to skydiving. Haven't heard it and enjoy Megadeth check it out. So do I lose my guy card? I'm kind of worried... What's your guilty pleasure? I know you guys listen to some kind of music but wont admit to liking it. Me it's 80's "pop" I was a metal head and couldn't admit to liking the catchy dance stuff back then in fear of my buds kicking my ass. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. must remember that line next time I meet a pretty girl who's feeling a little hoarse horse Fixed it. Ugh beastiality? Why on earth would she wanna feel a little horse? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Wish me luck

    WTF a review that takes over an hour? Jeeeeebus "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. Red - Shawshank Redemption - should have won the Academy Award for best picture. Screw run forest run. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."