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Sounds like you should be an Anestesiologist. The best of both worlds..... LMFAO!! Clay your correct sir!! I should go into that one. You make doc money {sometimes more} and your able to get all your clients stoned! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

HAH I haven't seen some of those.. Most I've seen before.. Dang Sonic! I think you killed my thread all in one post. LMAO "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I just wanted to be a pimp/dope dealer. Never was either one. Then I wanted to be a Mafia "Don" haven't achieved that one either. I will one day rule the world. I have yet to find my "Trophy Wife" though, can't rule the world without one. Seriously, I use to want to be a doctor. I'm far from ever becoming a doctor. I think pimp/dope dealer would have been easier. Awe-hell I'm a slacker an love it !! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Here's another.. A blonde girl came home from school and said, "Mommy, Mommy! Today at school we learned to count. The other girls could only count to 5, but listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Isn't that good, Mommy?" "Yes, dear, that's very good." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde." The next day, she came home from school and said, "Mommy, Mommy! Today at school we learned the alphabet. The other girls could only get to F, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J! Isn't that good, Mommy?" "Yes, dear, that's very good." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde." The next day she came home from school and said, "Mommy, Mommy! Today at school we went swimming, and, well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She opened her blouse to reveal an impressive pair of 36 D's. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "No, dear, it's because you're 26." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Let's see some really good blonde jokes.. I'm blonde (male) so they don't offend me!! As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

What? I think I've totaly lost it today.. 1 hour an I can recharge my batteries. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Here kitty kitty.. Here kitty kitty.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I know the secret.. 1. stop at your local mart an buy a 16oz bag of frozen pees 2. dump 16oz bag of pees into a blender. 3 add 1oz of lemon juice 4. 1 tbl spoon of minced garlic 5. blend on the whurl setting for 4 minutes VOILA!! Whurled Pees "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Sebazz1 I'm right there with you.. I'm now 35yo an looking at 36 really soon. I went for about 2.5yrs an dropped out to go to work ect.. For about that last 2 years I've been feeling I need to go back.. Then reality has sunk in.. I'll probably not try to finish. Bubbles {aka CO Shawn} has started school an I've looked over her homework ect.. MAN I FORGOT SOOOOOOO MUCH!! Yea yea.. I know if I was to try an go back it's pretty much like riding a bike. Maybe when Shawn finsihed her school I'll go take a 2yr course in something just to get a piece of paper.. Can't hurt me. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

OMG!! CLASSIC!! I really hope all goes well TG.. *hugs* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Nice Hyjacking Dave, Keep up the good work! GO HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Gratz!! an BEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I know it's not really technicaly skydiving related but I just love beer!! Keep it up, pretty soon you'll be throwing us human-lawn-darts out the doors of a planes all over the country! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

She is so far from a cowgirl.. BUT WHO CARES BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm not going to say anyone name *points to pop ----->* but man that hot fork needs to come out!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I was actually hinting to some of the prolific picture posters that we need some.. I'm at the office an can't surf them so ummm I can here becasue Websence doesn't filter out the content of Dropzone.com .. *sigh* only if my MIS Dept knew the debauchery that goes on here! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Just what is this number incase someone falls asleep.. LOL "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Wow! they find out that HH is no where near a computer an the Postwhore come outa the woodwork run ramptant, some guy is posting pics of a dude toking up! What next nekkid pics? I'm so ashamed! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Dang I used to be a Poast Whore.. Whew I'm glad that part of my life is behind me!! Carry on! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

OMG!! I saw the topic an about fell outa my chair. All I can say.. The image was enough! I read the newspaper to see where some "Health nut" who works out everyday only eats good stuff, doesn't drink, smoke.. ect.. an kicks the bucket while driving to the Juice Bar. While a person like me smokes, drinks and eats whatever he likes, generaly enjoying life.. lives into his 80's.. Just doesn't make sense to me sometimes.. Why do all those things to keep oneself "fit" when I'm not over weight, nor unhealthy. I just do as I wish. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Talking about Frying Turkeys.. I'm probably going to be at a friends shop tomorrow night. It's the annual Fried Turkey Fiesta.. They'll probably fry about 30 to 35 tomorrow. Basiacly it's just a reason to skip work an stand around an drink beer.. LOL "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Cajun fried Turkey is the best! I prefer it to baked boring bland turkey... I've been alone for along time on the holidays. I know how lonely it can get. With my mom only 1hr away I usually hang with her. This year I'll be with bubbles an her family I think. I'm more of a loner when it comes to family stuff an don't really like to visit. But is I'm "nagged" enough I'll usually go.. ONLY IF THEY HAVE BEER!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Nothing wrong with cat icons.. I have some in mine too. Ala: The Matrix so screw um.. Leave the cat ALONE! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Is it the Betty from that bar? No not that Betty the other Betty. Or is it the Betty who dated a skydiver at Spaceland.. Damn can't be that Betty!?!? I don't think I know this Betty, but I do know a Betty. Probably can't be the Betty I know. Or is it the Betty I know? So c'mon tell us... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I really want to get to know ya better if your boy-toy makes some serious screw ups!! j/k no really I am kidding anyways here is my quiz answer: Your Sex Position is Doggie Style Carnal. Lusty. And totally erotic! Bend over with your ass in the air. Leave the lights on, if you dare. Didn't think I'd be any different then the rest.. who knew *wink* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."