Keith
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For you to be this angry, someone must have hurt you very badly Judy. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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According to the Shindler family priest that isn't true. Their priest said, during a TV interview this afternoon, that the Shindler family had been with her all day. She happened to die during her husband's visit. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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He looks Dead; d - e - a - d, dead Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Guess I should have said 'stunts' on each other
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Sometime I'll have to tell you some of the other things we did to each other. Our sick senses of humor kept us together for 7 years We still like to pull shit on each other Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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We've never met, but I Like You already Once, when my ex wasn't an ex yet, he bought a very expensive mixer called a VitaMixer. He pulled it out right away, cleaned it, and started making smoothies - his Absolute Favorite. Instead of having tines that connected the motor to the blade, it had magnets. On a label on the front of the mixer read, "When reversing polarity, sparks under this appliance are normal." Well Paul still didn't like the sparks, and he made the mistake of telling me. Each time he'd reverse polarity, he'd tense a little more, click - Spark - Tense, click - Spark - Tense, click - Spark - Tense, he just got more and more tense with each click - Spark. I couldn't take it anymore, so as he clicked and the machine sparked I yelled B A N G!!! He jumed so high and screamed so loud. I expected a reaction, but not like the one I got. I lauged till I cried. He was so mad I nearly wore the mixer.
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Just put it in the same box as my brownies
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You owe me a beer Mine's all over my keyboard Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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With THOSE brownies? YES! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I'll be your friend if you send me some Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Yuuuummmmmyyyy. Weeellll, Bring 'em On
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HELL YES!!!
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What a sad cynical thing to say. I can't imagine any amount of money would be worth the torment and agony he's gone though for the last 15 years. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Do you have a stap-on? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Okaaayyy, if you say so . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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What about your husband? Is he cute? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Uh, YOU said it, I didn't.
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I know very little about canine dew-claws. What I do know is they can be very toublesome for some canines. I Would However, become VERY informed before removing my dogs dew-claws. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Anybody who de-claws an animal deserves the same. Plain and simple. Argue all they want - I'll be happy to perform the 'surgery.' You first the animal second. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Not directed at you ladyskydiver. I can't believe this thread has gone this far. Do we NOT HAVE A LIFE????????? Post something serious and the thread dies very quickly. Post crap and it flames ???? What the fuck????? Notice I spelled it out???
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Hmm, maybe you're right. I could be mistaking hatefulness and personal attacks for trolling Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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What's that I smell under this here bridge??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I love Frenchy!!!! ( he did something very generous for me)
Keith replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
I'll see what I can do. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
I love Frenchy!!!! ( he did something very generous for me)
Keith replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
That's Skylar. He's my Bub. He has an identical brother named Scooter. They're actually veeery sweet cats - nothing to be scared of Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
I love Frenchy!!!! ( he did something very generous for me)
Keith replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
What a guy!!! Ya know, I Could use a sugar daddy Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville