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  1. Keith

    Why do I do it?

    OOOOOHHHHH, and you were doing sooo well. You just zigged when you should have zagged Quick, hit the edit button and say you'd like to see the movie with her cuddled up on the couch Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Keith

    Why do I do it?

    jumpchikk, meet Icon134, Icon134, meet jumpchikk Now the two of you go off to a quiet corner and get to know eachother
  3. Keith

    Why do I do it?

    It's worse. This way you're around to watch someone else score with them. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. He didn't retract his statment, he 'redefined.' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Rick Santorum is so disliked in the gay community, there is a movement by one group, I don't remember which, to make Santorum synonymous with shit. As in, what a piece of santorum, or I just took the biggest santorum . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. It's all in the timing Remster, it's all in the timing Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. See, you knew the answer all along. You're just playing with us aren't you
  8. Haven't you ever heard the saying, "god he's got a Hot ass?" Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Well, since you asked. The darndest thing happened to me the other day. I was in a stall the other day talking on the phone, and some pervert kept answering my questions to the person on the other end of the line Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. A few of us around here have a PA. I think they're considered a little passe though. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Of course. What kind of question is that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. My two favorites are: 6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. You owe me a beer. I sprayed mine out my nose and onto my keyboard after reading #13. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Oh, Oh, don't leave with out me. I'll be right over. It's been a while since I've witnessed a good ass kicking Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. If you're going to ask for severance, I'd consider how long it will take to find another comparable job. Then tell them you want a severance period longer than you think you'll need. For example, if you think it'll take you 2 months to find a job, tell them you want 3 months severance. Get them to continue your medical, dental, vision, life insurance, 401K, flixible spending etc. during the severance period. Basically, you want to make sure your butt is covered while you search for another job. These are the basics, and not out of line for many companies. If they really are fair people, they'll do it. edited to add: Oh, and get Everything in writing. Every little detail. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. If you request a severance package, be prepared to be very specific in what you want/need. Good Luck
  16. They seem to want you to vacate your position, but don't want, or possibly don't have cause, to fire you. Tell them you'll be happy to quit, but you'll need a severance package so you can search for another job. It would be a win win. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Ya know, that could work for a raise too. "Uh, Dad, I just can't seem to make the mortgage payments anymore. Can I have a raise or should the kids and I just move in with you and Mom?" Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Mike, the attached is an example of a tragus piercing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. I have dos tragus', or is that tragi? Once in each ear, obviously. Yeah, they hurt a bit but not bad. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. You'd have to mule up. They weren't offered ponies. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Speak for yourself Rosa. I was NOT drunk. I was Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked Up Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith

    Kinsey

    As evidenced by some of the posts in this thread. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Love Love Love your new avatar Rosa Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Thanks to the addition, this thread is sure to explode like a virgin during his first orgasm. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville