Keith

Hey Gia I'm pulling for a full recovery for your nephew. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

He's going to be one even-more-bummed BASE jumper. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I called you sparky, but you had another nickname for you - what was it?

You noticed? You actually noticed? I'm going to go cry a happy tear Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Kristi I feel your pain. Here's a nice BIG homo hug to help your day go a little better

Ya know, I was thinking of posting a poll on this very subject. There are some people I skip over and if they've created a thread I don't bother to open it because chances are it's just a bunch of crap. At least most of the haters seldemly post these days. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

LET YOU??? Snap out of it woman!!! Have you forgotten who you Are??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

My doctor told me that's how it's always been done Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Ok Jason, you've been vouched for so we'll find a position for you. What qualifications do you have. Please be specific. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[replySure. It's always fun making the other Alpha male heteros nervous about my comfort level with gayness. Mounting you in front of Amy barely fazed her. We gotta think big. You really should insist on peeled grapes and then just throw a Diva hissy fit when they aren't. Or because they aren't seedless shiraz grapes or something. Gay men fights are the best. All the drama of a girl fight with the mayhem of two really pissed off heavyweights going bare-knuckle. I was a cop at the San Francisco Gay (insert freakish subculture acronym here) for many years. Heavyweight Transgender Cage Match would sell HUGE if they did it on pay-per-view) I don't do the stereotypical gay thing very well. I guess that's why Keely doesn't think I'm really gay I guess I can work on it though We'd have to interview for cage fighting queens too, 'cause I fight like a boy. I know I know, I discredit my species, but what can I say, I'm on the fringe of a society that on the fringe of society Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Good Morning

Hey Rosa, it might help these fine gentlemen complete their cover letters if you'd tell us what you expect from your suntan lotion boy and cabana boy

that's me... Please, you and Sudsy, submit a resume and cover letter detailing your qualifications and specific techniques you'll utilize to fulfill the needs of the following residents: Beth (The Rack(tm) v.2.0) G Keely Keith MWAH! LaDonna Ro Shannon Jess Beth (The Swede) LisaMarie A special mention of your services for Gia is recommended since she's the Director of Operations

What position will you be interested in applying for? I believe the bartender (who comes with his own swizzle stick) and pool boy positions have been filled. The cabana boy and suntan lotion boy positions are still available. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I once went to hear her speak. As someone said above, she was a sweet lady. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I still say HH should replace the flame icon with my avatar on all thread that flame Maybe I should start a campaign Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I am the official interviewer. I guess I should have asked if Deuce would be applying. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

He doesn't have to be gay, he just has to feed me my damn grapes

I can neither confirm, nor deny that statement Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Matt's proven himself many times over He's gets the job of his choice Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Clay can be the pool boy. We'll put him in a sheep skin speedo Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

He'll have some kissing up to do if he wants to be considered. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Good for you

I'll sacrifice my time and do all the interviewing Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

And fan me with a palm frond while feeding me grapes. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville