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Seeee Michele . . . we loves ya honey!!!
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CAREFUL WHEN OPENING THE PICT BELOW - NOT WORK SAFE READ BEFORE OPENING PICTURE You are at the wedding... You are a total Diva... the best dress, a perfect hairdo, and you fall in love with an invited guest..... secret looks the entire night... On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, he dances like a God.... you are the couple of the evening... the anticipated moment has arrived for all single women....... The bride is about to throw the bouquet.... you are first in line, in a strategic position...... once there, you wait for the right moment..... you look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him........ if I catch the bouquet...I WILL MARRY YOU... And then, the moment you've been waiting for.... the bride throws the bouquet........ he doesn't stop looking at you.... you jump like never before to catch the bouquet... your arms stretched out... your hands open.... and suddenly............ Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Sorry for the confustion. This post stemmed from my response to Kingbunky's post. My response is referenced below. Sorry for the confusion. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I've thought of calling my sperm doner and trying to build some sort of relationship with him because I'd hate for him to die thinking I hated him. I don't; how can you hate someone you never knew? Any opinions? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Yeah. I have what I like to refer to as a sperm donor - not in an angry manner; you can't cry over something you never had. I haven't had any real contact with him in nearly 35 years - he left when I was 5. Every now and then I get a letter from a new girlfriend of his saying how lowly my father is feeling because his children never contact him. Oh well he should have thought of that before he bounced from family to family. Last I heard he's got 4 families out there and never stayed with one. edited due to crappy spelling Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Well tell her to lurk her ass right over to the "post" button. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Great minds think alike
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She hasn't posted since Sept 29th. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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It's on me! I'll be there supporting from the sidelines on Saturday. I really am VERY proud of all of you. Say "Hi" to Amy, Carmen, Linda, Molly, Anita, Lori and Julie for me. I'll see you all Saturday night. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Lisa, how many bars did you drink before you posted from the beer? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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You drunk Lori??? Somehow I just can't picture that. Try as I may, I just can't
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Absolutely correct. I'd just add that you can't pie someone until you've been pied. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Speaking from experience . . . aaay Sebazz? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Nope, as last I checked, they don't tally legal actions. They only disclose wether or not a dispute has been loged and/or resolved and even then they don't disclose how many. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I know this is slightly off topic but . . . You have to be careful about using the BBB to assess a business. When I had some body work done on my '66 Mustang I thought I had done a thorough job of checking out body shops - even checking their rating with the BBB. As it turns out the BBB will give someone a satisfactory rating even though they've been sued and lost 52 times in the past 18 months as was the case with the body shop I eventually sued. The BBB's criteria for rating a company satisfactory is wether or not a dispute has been "resolved" no matter how many times or for how much. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Kind of a paradox isn't it
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And now the dreaded relationship question.Warning Gets SAPPY
Keith replied to nubain1's topic in The Bonfire
Freudian slip perhaps? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
I feel for you Skyrose7. I know you were trying to be good to your friend. Let me tell you a little story. I have a friend who was being jerked around by his girlfriend. She would leave him one week then come back the next. One week she was striaght then next bi and dating women. One week she was all lovey, the next she didn't want to be touched . . . you get the idea. He was having a really tough time and asked me if I thought he should put up with it. Being a good friend I told him the truth. I said I wouldn't put up with the crap she was dealing and I'd kick her to the curb. He ended up marrying her and our relationship was never the same. Now when people ask me my opinion and I know the answer isn't what they want to hear I simply tell them they don't want to know what I have to say and leave it at that. I know you tried to do the right thing, but sometimes doing the right thing puts your butt in someone else's sling. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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My advise? Tell everyone involved to leave you out. I have a policy to not repeat anything I've heard. Had you kept this tidbit to your self you wouldn't be in the middle and forced to choose sides. I know she's your best friend, but this is a lose - lose situation and no matter how you slice it you'll come out looking like "the dz hag." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Careful how you phrase things Nate. He just may shoot the garbage. Kinda like that scene in Analyze This where Billy Chrystal tells Robert Dinero that a good way to relieve stress is to hit a pillow so Robert Dinero pulls out his gun and shoots the pillow. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Read this http://fl.essortment.com/stagesgrief_rbdm.htm it has some good info. I'm very sorry for your loss. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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A fun site I stumbled upon is http://www.wheresgeorge.com/ It was written on a dollar bill I received so I looked it up. Every now and then I get an email telling me where George has been lately. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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California weddings? Weddings in general. Don't eeeeven get me started on the "sanctity" of marriage. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Just remember, it's a well known fact that any new canopy isn't safe until you've had sex on it. Soooo it would appear you have a mission to complete before this weekend
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Congrats! Now you're famous. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville