KiwiQ

I'd much rather be buried than cremated. However, none o' that mortician and graveyard crap. Ideally I'd like to be buried somewhere near a tree or some such thing, but definitely not in a coffin. I'd rather my body give something back to the Earth by becoming a bit o' wormfood and compost. Unfortunately...it's not legal in the U.S. to bury people outside of graveyards.... "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

After my first tryst camping in Florida...I would have to say anything involving fire bastards (aka: fire ants). "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

When I was a kid I couldn't get enough of creamed dried beef on toast when my mum would make it. Otherwise, I used to love when my dad made pancakes in the shapes of animals.... Pancakes and hashbrowns are still #1. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Hmm...really now, it's such a drive. I mean, I'm not sure if I have the gas money to make it...harharhar Liz Wendy & Earl Sean & Tina Jason Bobby Pancake PJ & Donna Kim Rudderow DAless & Shannon Paul & Joanna Al & Lauren Steve Love ccowden Kylie "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

It was awesome having you guys at Cross Keys! I never thought I'd find someone else who knew about the Pickle Drop! Hope we see ya' again soon! "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Books are for the imagination...Stephen King's books sometimes have large areas of nothingness, I will agree. But they are easy to get into and get through. It's for some and not for others.

By far, the best one I ever saw was when the duo got called out to (where else?) a trailer park. This woman is wearin this huge tye-died shirt sitting on her picnic table bawling her eyes out while what I assume was her husband was standing in the doorway crying and shouting "I'm sorry, baby!" As it turns out they got into a fight and he assaulted her with a "frozen meat patty." It was made extra funny because she was a vegetarian. She didn't care about the black eye, only the fact that she got bitch slapped with a carcass medallion. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

I had a friend who wanted to name his daughter Tara and make her middle name Dactyl. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Were you really disgusted by what I did out there? (nods head "yes") No. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

My favorite Stephen King book made into movie would have to be "Stand by Me." Perhaps I was rather partial to the movie since I saw it first...but I wasn't a terribly huge fan of the written version. "Shawshank Redemption" was another one of those movies. I wasn't a terrible huge fan of the book. The creepiest of them was probably "Pet Semetary" and that's probably the only Stephen King book I've ever liked. I dunno why, but I simply can't stand his writing style. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Dang....that one's pretty bad, too. Crappier high scores, too...so I actually got on the high score list for the week. Yay, victory! "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Great, now I'm going to want to be playing this while I'm working manifest. "Not now you silly funny jumper, I've got to pull low and kill the dog!" "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Ever tried ketchup on potato chips? It's like lil' french fries. Chocolate covered potato chips are tasty, too (c'mon now, you know you dip your fries in your Wendy's frosty...same thing). "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

You know some damned greedy kid just came up with this idea and his parents coined it. Do we really need more excuses to go crazy gift-shopping at Christmas? I couldn't even fill the space beneath the regular trees, let alone this monstrosity. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

Bit o' broccoli. It came with garlic sauce last nite, but I took a look at that congealed grossness in the fridge today and just about lost the desire to even chomp the broccoli. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

I can't say that I wouldn't be put off if I were one of them. And hearing the incessant questioning on different talk stations of "C'mon now, do they REALLY pray 5 times a day?" just makes me want to pull my hair out. Yes, it was an inconvenience I'm sure. And chances are pretty good that if it was a group of young white males it would not have drawn so much suspicion. However, it's more an issue of profiling than it is racism. Some might beg to differ, arguing that there is no difference between the two. However, please take time to play devil's advocate. If they HAD been terrorists and people in the stadium had been killed, how many people would be jumping on stadium security calling them dumbasses for not being suspicious of a group of Muslims congregating near the air system for the stadium during the middle of a game? Profiling sucks, no doubt about it. But you've got to weigh that against you and your family's safety. Maybe I wouldn't say this so easily if it really were the case. But think about it. If a handful of young white females who fit my description were going around bombing subway stations, and I happened to look suspicious upon attempting to get on the subway and I was stopped for questioning...I would hope that, despite the inconvenience, I would be cooperative in light of the situation. Also, let's not forget that these men were not thrown in jail or brutalized or blah blah blah. In fact, the lot of them were even offered tremendous seats as an apology from the stadium. Twist and spin my words as you please, now. I expect it. "...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."