artistcalledian

some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get how else is he going to blow his load? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

why do we have a birthday where we measure age from and not a conception day? we have that because a person is only a person once it's born. ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

hi there

Ask Lisamarie's fiance. ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

either that, or Bush is just a thick twat i'm sure we can see strings working him sometimes ! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

anyway...this whole discussion is pointless if a bloke wants anal sex, just ram it up there... its easier to seek forgivness than it is to get permission is anal sex ok with sheep though? what if its a good looking sheep? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

he crashes, he burns !!!! Dude, you definitely haven't been around here long if *that* was a surprise to you. ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

LOL Jesus H Corbett, i've just spent the last 45 minutes reading the whole of this thread wondering if anybody is going to mention Nottingham.... any meets in the East Midlands? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

no mate, there are two Cessna Grande Caravans where i jump. Door towards the rear on the right as you look back down from the pilot ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

I'm trying to keep it all in balance, but its hard Can i actually try different exits on consol jumps? i only do what my instructors have told me to do and never vary from that. I've not been told to do any other kind of exit so i do exactly what they taught me ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

3 inches long and as thick as a cigarette ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

i'l try that next time judy

you don't fancy a bit of british beef then? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

cheers for the replies.... I normally sit near the back as i'm one of the last out with pulling so high, but on maybe my 8th jump? i had to sit next to the door (everybody sits on the floor in the plane) becasue my instructor had to dispatch some static line students and wanted me near him at all times... we went out second to last (last was a tandem) so i had to sit level with the door and watch the others leave. It was the sound and the feeling of them leaving that got to me, i've not been able to watch people leave since that moment. like you have said, guess it'll pass in time ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

i'll be round at 8.30 indian or chinese? *frantically looks for the American Airlines website* ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

are gays even allowed to skydive ? not that i'm gay or 'owt, cos i'm not... capish ! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

he crashes, he burns !!!! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

you want to hear me say it with my English accent... ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

@ lisamariewillbe you'd get it anyway you wanted luv ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

I've started not watching the jumpers leave the plane before me though, it makes me feel even more scared and nervouse... anybody else going through this? why can't i watch them leave? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

which is what i should be doing right now, but i'm on here ! i even go to my local DZ when i know the weather is too bad to jump i can't stay away from the place ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

At what stage in your skydiving career are you able to think of others things apart from skydiving? It is all i can think of, i find it hard to get to sleep and its always on my mind, does this settle down after a while? I've only been doing it for 6 weeks and i've already taken 3 days off work sick to go jumping ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

QuoteOne place I can think of where it just doesn't seem to work, no matter what, is Haiti*** It's Voodoo !!!! argghhhhhhh ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

but then his father didn't half-finish a job in those countries either what about all the other countries in the world where there is mass pursecution of its own people and nothing ever seems to get done? Rwanda, Zimbabwe, etc.... guess those people can fend for themselves, its the Iraqi's that really need help..... It just seems too much of a coincidence that.. 1. Bush senior left Saddam in power when he should have followed him into Iraq and not wait for his son to finish it off when prompted by the twin towers 2. there is oil in iraq 3. Israel is right next door and funded by vast sums of money from jewish people in America. did "dubya" really think a "war on terrorism" was going to win? there are more suicide bombers now than there has ever been, we in England are now starting to get them, just like countries around the world... and no doubt American will soon too. You can't stop people who are willing to pay the ultimate price and strap a bomb to themselves.... was that so hard to figure out before we got the situation we've got now? i say "well done" to politicians on both sides of the pond for being so short sighted and landing us in the position we're in right now. But i guess a gung ho, knee jerk reaction was required to appease the masses, so lets say hello to more and more suicide bombers (i'm sure the 52 people killed on the London underground on the 7th of July where happy that there is a war on terror) In Northern Ireland, we had 35 years of terrorist bombings and killings due to the military approach, it was only when people finally realised that that wasn't working did they start to negotiate. ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

from one newbie to the sport to another.......... good isn't it ! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police